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User avatar #1 - Xedan (12/02/2012) [-]
>Me, 18, in highschool, some months ago
>Socially inept, fat whole life until about a year ago, incredibly high standards and thus never had a girlfriend
>Work at a grocery store
>After 3 months of absolutely no sexual tension in the workplace, they finally hire an attractive girl
>She's my age, cutest face I've ever seen, and a great body that she doesn't show off at all
>Like her
>So does the 6 foot chiseled douchebag I work with
>Give up, but still nice to her, still feel like there's chemistry
>Probably three weeks go by
>One night we walked to go clock-out together
>Mention that I smoke weed to try to seem at least somewhat interesting
>Conversation sparks and goes on until we have to part ways in the parking lot
>She hugs me and asks when I work next
>She's happy when she finds out we work together
>Wait does she like me?
>NOPE.jpg
>Of course not, she's out of my league, we don't even talk outside work
>Next shift, I get off earlier than her
>She has me hug her on my way out, gives me a slip of paper
>Go to car, read it
>It's her number and says we should start texting
User avatar #2 to #1 - Xedan (12/02/2012) [-]
>Text non-stop and talk on phone every night for the next week
>Have plans to go see a movie with her and some friends the next weekend
>I should probably mention she has a boyfriend of 15 months
>Sit next to her during movie, she leans her head on my shoulder
>Puts her hand where I can hold it but I do nothing because she's in a relationship
>Movie ends, hang out in the parking lot for a while, drive her home
>Some day soon after that, I drive her home from work
>She brings up how she's single, how her boyfriend dumped her the day before the movie over a text
>Specifically says she hates being single
>Talk about relationships, she asks how many I've been in
>None
>She doesn't even believe me
>Says she can't see why
User avatar #3 to #2 - Xedan (12/02/2012) [-]
>Eventually ask her to go see a movie with just me on friday
>Plan on telling her I like her on the way
>She forces me to admit it over text the night before instead
>Send long text, by the time I sent it she's asleep
>Texts a bunch of hearts in the morning when she wakes up
>Upon further conversation, she actually says she doesn't wanna rush things, and that she wants to stay single for a little while
>Regardless we end up hanging out every night for a few days and still pretty often after that
>Cuddle and hold hands because she initiated it
>She actually keeps a more attractive guy she's known longer friendzoned because I said how I felt before he did
>Pretty sure she wanted me to kiss her some nights but I never did because she'd said she wanted to be single
>In the future she admits she did want me to kiss her, but it was too late
>halfway through the third week of our quasi-relationship, she gets grounded
>Grounded for a month, parents don't even say why
>Can't even sneak out anymore
>Can't even text anymore except for the rare chance in school and late at night
>Can't talk on phone at all
>Can't hang out with any guys or girls her parents didn't already know and trust
User avatar #4 to #3 - Xedan (12/02/2012) [-]
>By this point I was madly in love with her, so I wait for her
>For the next three weeks I only see her at work
>Then she tells me she's grounded even longer, til christmas break probably
>Over the course of two months waiting for her, my intuition keeps telling me she doesn't like me any more
>a few times I actually ask her directly if she still likes me, and she says yes, she's just grounded
>last week I say it really seems like she doesn't wanna be more than friends
>out of nowhere she admits she doesn't
>why the **** didn't she just say that
>says all the times I asked, she did still like me, but she just won't be ready for a relationship for a long time
>I'm pissed but eventually come to a half-acceptance of it
>a few days ago we're talking at work and I find out her grounding is letting up
>I find this out because she tells me a male coworker is meeting her family
>Says they've been texting non-stop and talking on the phone all night
>Meanwhile she still isn't texting or calling me any more than when she was grounded
>I ask directly, "once you're ready for a relationship, it's not gonna be with me, is it?"
>She says she honestly just wants us to be best friends because I'm too great and she never ever wants to lose me
>Can't convince her she won't lose me
>Can't be just friends with her because I love her too much and I need closure to get over her
>Can't walk away from it all because that just proves I'll abandon her just like she said
>What the feel.
User avatar #47 to #4 - deluxedaddyrg (12/04/2012) [-]
Ok OP, you got friendzoned because you didnt step up to the plate when you had the chance. tell her how you feel fully, once thats off your chest she'll either just want to stay friends or she will want to be with you. if she wants to stay friends than just completely drop all contact with her. ignore her and she will get mad at you but this will help you move on. now in the occasion she wants to be with you than Great! you win. but keep an eye on her as she may stray from the relationship with this so called other male coworker. even if it is to late because this was in the past or whatever, than use this for future refferance as something similiar has happened to me. point is not to wait, yea you wanna be a good guy but if you wait to long she will lose interest. if you had kissed this girl those days she wanted you to than you wouldve probably gotten her. Best of luck to you in your future endheviours
#48 to #47 - shatt (12/04/2012) [-]
you cant blame him, she said i dont want to be in a relationship, he gets friendzoned that skank blames him
User avatar #49 to #48 - deluxedaddyrg (12/05/2012) [-]
Do women ever mean what they say?
#50 to #49 - shatt (12/05/2012) [-]
**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at Making Money ** 						****					 if i know, im beta
**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at Making Money ** **** if i know, im beta
User avatar #51 to #50 - deluxedaddyrg (12/06/2012) [-]
they dont.......
#57 to #51 - shatt (12/06/2012) [-]
I wouldnt know
User avatar #43 to #4 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
She was "grounded"
Thats pretty obvious
#41 to #4 - Womens Study Major (12/03/2012) [-]
no balls. grow a sack.
#39 to #4 - VincentKing ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
Damn, well, she doesn't deserve you, you deserve way better.
Damn, well, she doesn't deserve you, you deserve way better.
User avatar #28 to #4 - dikslapping (12/03/2012) [-]
Beta as **** bro. From this point on remember never listen to a girl's/woman's words in a literal way and look at their body language. They are not literal creatures. That is why they go after assholes and douche bags get chicks faster. They just don't listen to every word the chick says, but since they are not intelligent enough to listen and not react to certain things because they just want pussy, they can't hold on to the relationship. You on the other hand want relationship plus pussy. So listen to the chick's words and pay attention to how they hold themselves in front of you. Does the girl look you in the eyes when you talk about anything and not really have a reply to you? If yes, she was not listening to you she was thinking of being with you. Take those small moments like that and go for it, Sir. You are a great person if she wanted to hang with you that quick. Don't be shy women will find it cute, but not a great attribute. Use courage. If a chick says no to you then find a better chick. It might seem like she is the only one but trust me there are so many out there.



Sorry for punctuation, spelling, and or grammar in general. I am tired as hell.
User avatar #23 to #4 - lolollo (12/03/2012) [-]
Chick sounds like she's got no sense of honesty and decency when it comes to communication. I know you feel forced because you don't want to seem like a jerk, but someone like that isn't really in the position to be judging other people. Seriously, it's not THAT ******* hard to be straight with people, especially if you respect them. the only reason I ca think that you would have difficulties would be if you knew what you were doing was wrong somehow.

As cold as it sounds, I'd cut ties with her with no regret.
User avatar #22 to #4 - edenone (12/03/2012) [-]
what i think you ought to do is just stop talking to her and see if she comes to you or initiates anything. i know it sucks because you probably love her but you'll get over it. chances are if you just walk away she'll be more attracted to you. and if not it wasn't gonna work anyway. i know that feel bro.
#19 to #4 - lablallin (12/03/2012) [-]
I've been friendzoned by a girl much worse than this for much much longer
We're coming up on our 8-month-anniversary soon.

If she's worth it you'll stick with it, but truthfully this one sounds like she was only with you to boost her own ego.
#11 to #4 - nevergetsdubs (12/03/2012) [-]
Just do what I did, You train/lift for a year like a ************ , until you can smack the **** outta her boyfriend, then when you surpass the man she chose, you'll wonder whether you still want her
I'm at stage 4 (bottom left) of this pic, and i already forgot about the cute/lovely girl I had a thing for
go to the /fitness/ board, hybridboxll and lolpandas will show you the ways
#25 to #11 - both (12/03/2012) [-]
Dear Lord... how much time generally passes between each stage?
User avatar #27 to #25 - nevergetsdubs (12/03/2012) [-]
But thats with proper diet & form/lifting
If you half ass it will take 3x as long, probably 3 years instead of 1
User avatar #26 to #25 - nevergetsdubs (12/03/2012) [-]
3 months between each stage about...
User avatar #17 to #11 - fatemah (12/03/2012) [-]
holy **** o.o
User avatar #20 to #17 - nevergetsdubs (12/03/2012) [-]
changing yourself changes the way you look at other people,
not in a bad way (you don't automatically become a douche or anything)
you just want different qualities
User avatar #55 to #20 - fatemah (12/06/2012) [-]
yea im a girl and im 170cm tall and weigh about 80 and i actually pretty fit but i want an athletic body and my height is kind of perfect for it so i joined a gym last month and i actually see alot of improvement ) feel way better about myself.
#56 to #55 - nevergetsdubs (12/06/2012) [-]
i'm 182 cm and 81 kg
Please tell me you do squats and running,
not just play with those little pink dumbbells like most females at gym
User avatar #58 to #56 - fatemah (12/06/2012) [-]
Yes i lift as well x) lmao i told you i want an athletic body with a firm nice ass :) my goal for next year
User avatar #6 to #4 - fgtometer (12/02/2012) [-]
Jesus man that's rough. I know you're probably telling yourself this anyway but you should've gone for it, kissed her or something. I've done the same, stayed back and let them decide, but most women want you to take the initiative.

Man this just makes me more mopey that I'm single
#21 to #6 - PublicEnemy (12/03/2012) [-]
OP.....good God man........
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