True Story.

#6 - tarnac (06/12/2012) [+] (18 replies)

Do we all learn defeat
from the Whores with bad feet
Beat the meat (beat the meat!) treat the feet
to the sweet milky seat

Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!

...I don't get it....

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#87 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2012) [-]

My cock is much bigger than yours!
My cock can walk right through the door
With the feeling so pure
It's got you screaming back for-

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar

System is here to yet again save another day!

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#173 to #87 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2012) [-]

Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up...

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#281 to #173 - wishicouldfly (06/12/2012) [-]

BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL!

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#188 to #6 - vekk (06/12/2012) [-]

what someone who listens to System of a Down? i was starting to think i was the only one :/

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#215 to #188 - yumeakumu (06/12/2012) [-]

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#359 to #188 - conordalymcr (06/14/2012) [-]

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#33 to #6 - tulioandmiguel (06/12/2012) [-]

OMG YES this song is amazing, was listening to it as I read your comment !

(imba cool story bro)

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#255 to #6 - prhrrngtn (06/12/2012) [-]

Pay for what, girl you better pay for this dick
She the type to fall for two Zans in a outfit
I’m with the Zans crew so is hundreds on the floor
My house is off in the mo’, I be ballin ho

Rooster in my ‘rari, ugh
Rooster in my ‘rari, ugh
Rooster in my ‘rari, okay uh
Flex!
Rooster in my ‘rari, ugh
Rooster in my ‘rari, ugh
Rooster in my ‘rari, okay uh
Flex!

Well, guess I'm not sad

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#334 to #6 - iamthatoneguy (06/13/2012) [-]

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#221 to #6 - funnnyjunkie (06/12/2012) [-]

vicinity of obscennity in your eyes!!!

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#278 to #6 - alexrider (06/12/2012) [-]

I am one of the biggest soad fans... have all the cd

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#7 to #6 - dalemc (06/12/2012) [-]

Now then Mardy Bum
I see your frown
And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
And it goes off
And out come all these words
Oh there's a very pleasant side to you
A side I much prefer

It's one that laughs and jokes around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on

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#92 - Faz (06/12/2012) [-]

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe - Niki Minaj. Gets you right in the feel.

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#38 - getott (06/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)

Breakeven by The Script
I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing
Just prayed to a God that I don't believe in
'Cause I got time while she got freedom
'Cause when a heart breaks no it don't break even

Her best days were some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
'Cause when a heart breaks no it don't break even... even... no

What am I gonna do when the best part of me was always you?
And what am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up and you're ok?

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#43 to #38 - runelh (06/12/2012) [-]

I feel like crying again

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#101 to #38 - beatlebeats (06/12/2012) [-]

For No One by The Beatles
Your day breaks, your mind aches
You find that all the words of kindness linger on
When she no longer needs you

She wakes up, she makes up
She takes her time and doesn't feel she has to hurry
She no longer needs you

And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years

You want her, you need her
And yet you don't believe her when she said her love is dead
You think she needs you

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#349 to #101 - joefishsticks (06/13/2012) [-]

Another one of the best songs ever.

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#42 to #38 - manbearpiglet (06/12/2012) [-]

"Yours Truly" Paradise Fears
I kept writing and dreaming till my words ran out
And I stared at this blank page
Until finally I wrote...
...Dear My Never,
This is my half-hearted goodbye
The other half wants to still try
Remembering words that you said
But I guess we let go now
We'll be out on our own
How you always wanted this all out
But now I guess it's too late
But my one wish for you is that you find yourself
Don't settle for less or for anyone else
I pray that you dream like the dreamer I know you can be
Signed,
Yours Truly

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#60 - crazypotato (06/12/2012) [-]

Show Me Your Genitals by jonlajoie

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#99 - aleissaksa ONLINE (06/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, im 100% nigga
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, im 200% nigga
I don't get it

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#117 to #99 - twofacedent (06/12/2012) [-]

SHE was 100% nigga...

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#257 - Sippsixtyseven (06/12/2012) [+] (9 replies)

Here's something to cheer you up.

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#263 to #257 - TommyV (06/12/2012) [-]

Quickly! Thumb it up into oblivion before it's flagged!

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#266 to #263 - Sippsixtyseven (06/12/2012) [-]

so far every porn comment I made still aren't flagged, so... more....

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#269 to #266 - Sippsixtyseven (06/12/2012) [-]

well, fuck...

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#260 to #257 - syndromes (06/12/2012) [-]

Seriously I have seen 4 different pics from this same clip spread out over different comments so SOMEBODY BETTER GIMME TEH GAWDDAMN SAUCE NOW!

If you please.

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#261 to #260 - Sippsixtyseven (06/12/2012) [-]

sorry I don't have the sauce, there was a download link from rapidshare that had 75 pics though.

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#296 to #261 - mrbuu (06/12/2012) [-]

Well, i got this boner here so somebody better give me the source.

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#347 to #257 - TommyV (09/24/2012) [-]

Oh hey, it never did get flagged

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#348 to #347 - Sippsixtyseven (09/25/2012) [-]

most didn't

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#30 - ltpraptor (06/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)

It's a voilent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy

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#56 to #30 - hauntzor (06/12/2012) [-]

The kind of shit you get on your TV

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#141 - laughstalgic (06/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Suck my motherfucking dick
Suck my dick
Suck my motherfucking dick
Suck my dick
Suck my motherfucking mother fucking dick
Dick dick dick
Suck my mother fucking dick

Yeah, I'm totally in tears right now.

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#154 to #141 - babyhands **User deleted account** (06/12/2012) [-]

That's fucking deep, bro.

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#176 to #141 - alexale (06/12/2012) [-]

Oh god, that touched my heart

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#169 to #141 - gettinglolz (06/12/2012) [-]

That touched me

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#158 - elektroboka (06/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)

**elektroboka rolled a random image posted in comment #5391884 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw feel posts..

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#160 to #158 - thadin ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]

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#165 to #158 - hellogoodsir **User deleted account** (06/12/2012) [-]

LMFAO

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#186 to #158 - prepareuranas (06/12/2012) [-]

stop being such a dick

get it guise???
guise...?

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#322 - asherstraightup (06/13/2012) [-]

**asherstraightup rolled a random image posted in comment #5549604 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw break up

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#164 - ljhpie (06/12/2012) [-]

I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. Swag.
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.
You know what? I feel a lot better. Thanks op!

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#192 - espegaa **User deleted account** (06/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
IM 100% NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
IM 200% NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
why do you drink so much beer?
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
i dont drink beer, i drink malt liquor

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#213 to #192 - Kibaxyru (06/12/2012) [-]

Deep

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#193 to #192 - drewsky (06/12/2012) [-]

EAT DAT WATERMELON, EAT DAT WATERMELON
SHO' IS GOOOOOOOOOD!

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#205 to #192 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2012) [-]

that is some deep shit right there

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#220 to #192 - mrsteamer (06/12/2012) [-]

NIGGA NIGGA NIGAA NIGAA
WHY THE POLICE HATE US NIGGAS!?!?
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
THEY HATE US BECAUSE OUR DICKS ARE BIGGA!!!

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#179 - BeardOfJesus (06/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Wub wub wub wub wub wub wuub wuuuub December the 1st, 2808 unce doomsday wub unce unce wub unce unce wub wub wub wub wub unce wuuuuub wuuuub nunce wuuuuuub unccce wub wub wub wub wuuuuuub wub unce...

i don't know how to feel right now

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#203 to #179 - neoncookie (06/12/2012) [-]

feel wubby

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#129 - scolipede (06/12/2012) [-]

<mfw unfunny content gets thumbs

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#139 - icefried (06/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#305 to #139 - eddievh (06/12/2012) [-]

fucking lost it

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#161 - naughtygroundhog (06/12/2012) [-]

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#120 - ratedpgda **User deleted account** (06/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Ahem,

Yeah, mother fucker
sup nigga
Gangsta Rap nigga.
Nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , im %100 nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , im %200 nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause im a mother fucking nigga!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you drink so much beer?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , I dont drink beer, I drink malt liquor
Cause im a nigga!

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#65 - hargleblarg (06/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)

*Epic drums*

I wanna be, the very best...

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#67 to #65 - sumakabob **User deleted account** (06/12/2012) [-]

You teach me and I'll teach you, PO-KE-MOOON!

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#70 to #67 - hargleblarg (06/12/2012) [-]

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#47 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Listen to The Good Left Undone by Rise Against. That song almost makes me cry I can relate to it so well.

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#55 to #47 - hornyharris (06/12/2012) [-]

Survive too....
and the Art of losing
or Blood to bleed
or any of Tim's work with The Killing Tree

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#64 to #55 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2012) [-]

and Audience of One...

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