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#168 - DropDeadShred (01/19/2013) [-]
That's my epic dog Mojo on the left, he's a purebred staffy. He's been my best friend since I was 5 and he is probably the coolest dog I know. He's 14 now and still acts like a pup, but he is starting to show signs of pain so he probably won't be with us for much longer.
Here's some cool/funny **** about this beast.
>Ripped his nipple on his wire when he was a pup, it's now a mutant nipple
>Even now he is just all muscle, has had a 6 pack most of his night
>When he was younger he used to put cigarettes out by stepping on them like my father did
>Has been attacked a **** load of times by other dogs in his life, always won, even though he could probably crush every bone in their body with his jaws, he never bit them, he would just use his massive head and just headbutt them in the face.
>Ate a bone without chewing it, had to go to the vet to get it removed because it got stuck in his but when he was ******** it out
>He's missing a toe because he got one cut off because of cancer
>The son of a family friend started threatening my cousin with a sharp bit of metal, Mojo took him down by running at him and headbutting him in the legs.
>Is so chill that you can put just about anything on him and he won't even budge
>didn't have to be trained, he seemed to know exactly what we were thinking
There's a **** load more stuff, but this post is already getting too long, basically in short, my dog is a legend.
User avatar #210 to #168 - nicowithani (01/19/2013) [-]
In that pic it looks like he's telling that other dog about you

"And this is the other bitch I take care of. Only ever taught me one thing: endless love. And thats all you need to know"
#196 to #168 - mywolfbuds (01/19/2013) [-]
You have a very beautiful Staffy might I say.
You have a very beautiful Staffy might I say.
#183 to #168 - Bobtheblob (01/19/2013) [-]
Mojo is proof that all of the world's problems can be solved by headbutting them.
User avatar #176 to #168 - DropDeadShred (01/19/2013) [-]
Jesus, I just went full retard. on some wire* most of his life* stuck in his butt*

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