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#7 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Aye, Hello there now!

My name is being Yim Ching Wang, and I am coming from Jiangsu province of great country of world called it China! I have here 2 days for business making, and I already wanting plane take to back my home! Your country is absolutely disgrace! I talking people, and not understand joking! Your joking is no funny! Also, I keeping exercise many days on week, but here in your country people have not shape good! Healthy is very important, and you people make fatty and unexercised!
Final! Womens here are not look beauty! Asian womens are beauty! I like slim eyes, not big mouthes, and color hairs dark, but american womens are big eyes, like crazy fish, very big mouthes (for burger? huy huy!), but hairs are not too bad.
Tomorrow I plane take to back my home, and come back never to your country!

I sorry I saided all this, but I had to weight lift my shoulders.
User avatar #8 to #7 - davidavidson (01/07/2013) [-]
sorry for blocking you
#9 to #8 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
not a problem
User avatar #10 to #9 - davidavidson (01/07/2013) [-]
Sorry for blocking you too
#11 to #10 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” ******** was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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