This Is Why I'm Alone on Valentine's Day

>Be me, 6/10 beta teenager.
>Girl I like 8/10, really athletic type
>I suck at every sport imaginable, but tried anyway
>Fail miserably
>feelsbad.jpg
>She saw me try and gave me a smile that looked flirtatious
>I try to ask her out anyway
>Fail miserably
>"Oh Chubberbrother, that smile was laughing at you" (Actual words)
>Decide to give up on love
>Two weeks later I see a pretty girl 7/10
>We really clicked, but she still looked athletic
>"You should play sports chubberbrother
>Giver her a half-smile-half-frown look
>"I didn't say you had to be good at sports, just join the fishing team like me"
>I decide to go ahead and do it
>Fast forward two weeks, fishing trip
>Her and I really got closer, and I knew this trip would be now or never
>We go out into the lake to get catfish
>Wanted to get a six foot one like I saw on tv
>Hours pass
>She got at least five catfish and I got none
>She starts flirting with a guy who just caught 3+ foot one
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>Last chance
>Throw my reel in the water and after a few minutes get a bite
>"Woah Chubberbrother that looks really big"
>Pull it back on the boat, it is still alive
>"That's the biggest fish I've ever seen"
>Too heavy for beta fag like me
>Try the best I could to hold onto it but it was still wriggling
>Had to hold on for her but I couldn't and I
>DROPPED THE BASS
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