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#6 - nimithecat (09/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Black Rock shooter The Game: One Ok Rock - No Scared
Normally i write motivational speeches for close friends on the brink of suicide, but I think you'll deserve this one, buddy..

Now that you're aware of how much you're suffering, now you know what parts of your life need improvement. Life is trying to make you its bitch and you're letting it win.

Your mission is to make your life _YOUR__ BITCH. It will try to come up with tricky ways to dominate you and make you feel helpless, but it's up to you to get angry, to
DENY!
TO DECLINE!
TO CANCEL!
TO DISRUPT THE RIGHTFUL ORDER AND FIGHT!
TAKE THESE WORDS AND UNDO THE WRETCHEDNESS BROUGHT ONTO YOU.
GO OUT AND MAKE THE WORLD AND YOUR DESTINY YOUR OBEDIENT LITTLE BITCH THAT OBEYS YOUR EVERY WHIM!

I don't know your name yet, stranger, but I damn well better see it with a C.E.O. prefix before it! Go and take what was supposed to be yours since the very beginning.

Suffering means that you know that all of these things could go better; it's up to you to break that curse. Are you ready?
Only your actions will speak louder than your words, my unknown friend.

-Reinier
#24 - fcrocker (09/17/2013) [-]
YFW.
User avatar #14 - harrisonfordor (09/17/2013) [-]
It's difficult for me to maintain empathy for anyone after they say "friendzoned" Like what effort to these people actually put in before claiming they've been friend zoned. Not calling the guy out, I just mean people who use the term in general. Being nice to a girl isn't going to make her fall in love and start sucking your dick, it takes time man. Good looking guys don't just walk up, flash a smile, and take her away with their arm around her waist, that's just ignorant. I realize this is losing relevance to the post but I've always been bothered by that term, I quite enjoy this friend zone you all speak of, I'm talking to people and making long-term friends, is that really not enough? Either way, keep your chin up man, every dog has his day right?
User avatar #1 - trollofhalo (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The friendzone doesn't exist. Also, instead of spending weekends alone locked in your room, exercise maybe? Start off at home, get an exercise ball or something, save up for a treadmill. Then when you feel more confident, get into more outdoorsy things. That's all I can give. Goodluck. TS;SR (Too short, still read)
#55 - Jesusnipples (09/18/2013) [-]
Hey, OP. OP, hey. Hey. OP. I know you can hear me, klauszen.
You know who else had a ****** childhood?
******* Batman.

Also most homeless people.
But still.
Batmaaaan.
#31 - avengingmoose (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thought this was gonna be the plot of Step Brothers up to the last 3 lines
User avatar #30 - landerp (09/17/2013) [-]
>be me
>19
>long day of class and hw
>get on fj to blow off some steam
>see depressing feel sorry for me post
>get over it
>it could be worse
>you could be 19 and have a ******* kid with a bitch of a wife

>not trying to be a dick but i dont come on this site to hear your sad life story
User avatar #41 - selbs (09/18/2013) [-]
>dad has full time job earning quite a bit
>mum is physically disabled still bringing in money from benefits
>two bros, both pretty cool although one is autistic
>i'm kinda good lookin (i think) getting thinner
>my lifes pretty good
>haha
User avatar #23 - ilikeeatingcheese (09/17/2013) [-]
This is not a feel. Learn how to self motivate and stand up for yourself. Also if you're 22 and a virgin you're probably not in the friendzone you probably just know a girl. I have platonic female friends and that's not friendzoning, I just don't happen to want to have sex with them.
You really need to think about how others look at you. If you were a girl would you have sex with you?
User avatar #13 - squidamon (09/17/2013) [-]
its going to be OK, lil ***** , you can do it
#7 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
here have this
#68 - infinitereaper ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Life man.    
   
We just have to do our best.    
   
That's all we can do.
Life man.

We just have to do our best.

That's all we can do.
#66 - mattdoggy (09/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Don't be this guy OP
Go somewhere, walmart, mc donalds, idc just go and start talking to people, one person at a time, one conversation at a time.
something as simple as "can you believe this weather" or "sure is warm in here" is all it can take to make a great lifelong friendship
User avatar #56 - kovyy (09/18/2013) [-]
you act like i supposed to care.
#50 - angelmatvey (09/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Everybody's talking about having terrible home lives and I'm just sitting here with a loving and dependable family and enough money to live comfortably.
Everybody's talking about having terrible home lives and I'm just sitting here with a loving and dependable family and enough money to live comfortably.
#67 to #57 - loopymoomoo (09/18/2013) [-]
is this what you wanted?
#48 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
ok... what exactly do you expect from me? Do you want me to feel sorry for you because of your story?
#39 - jaggedpvp (09/18/2013) [-]
or you could yanno stop being a pussy and make something out of your life yourself... kinda like a lot of people do...   
   
tl;dr pity party dont work. you have a roof over your head. could be worse; make the best of it
or you could yanno stop being a pussy and make something out of your life yourself... kinda like a lot of people do...

tl;dr pity party dont work. you have a roof over your head. could be worse; make the best of it
#2 - nospyonme (09/17/2013) [-]
You never know what tomorrow may bring, I'm glad to be part of a community you enjoy
User avatar #16 - adu (09/17/2013) [-]
My advice is to hone a talent that you truly enjoy and can show others. Make it something you REALLY enjoy doing, something you want to be known for in the future, whether it's drawing, painting, writing, anything artsy-fartsy or just a hobby. It can act as a real icebreaker for those interested in hearing about it. If someone shares this interest (try not making it too obscure) then it can act as a social catapult into getting to know them better. And don't just limit this interaction to cute or single girls either, because what you need right now is friendship more than infatuation. In time a genuine platonic friendship can evolve into a relationship (boyfriends typically aren't permanent) or can lead to other friendships with people that are genuinely interested. Just keep your eyes and options open, and don't seclude yourself from other people. Don't be afraid to randomly introduce yourself, if you're confident then there's nothing to lose.

P.S., there are such things as having a simple crush, being good friends, and being a little bitch, but there's no such thing as the "Friend Zone."
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