Stories of a Kindergarten Teacher pt. 2. Part 1: www.funnyjunk.com/text/4556280/Stories+of+kindergarten+teacher/ I took a different direction on this one and po
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Stories of a Kindergarten Teacher pt. 2

Part 1: www.funnyjunk.com/text/4556280/Stories+of+kindergarten+teacher/
I took a different direction on this one and posted my biggest "feel" moment working as a kindergarten teacher.

ack in Februrary
at a school with multiple age groups, At end of day as (?Vi? ryc) rli? is being
picked up, we are all together in -sine r( (so we can clean the other rooms),
m the closer sea I and another teacher watch these kids.
Johnny, age 3 from preschool, coloring at we of the tables,
slighly developmentally challenged, and quiet, Coverall a good kid though,
Smiles all the time.
Tyrone to fever seizures,
was at rany table when I heard a loud thud,
Johnny is going into a seizure. The sound was he head slamming off the table,
balls out of his chair as I' m trying to get too him, but I' m too far away.
head slams en the ground,
hi see blood,
Aother teacher grabs trowel to stop the bleeding while I call Illain Office, Illain
Office calls paramedics, I run over to hold Johnny (down (still seizing at this point),
s/\ nother teacher brings the rest of em kids outside, Paramedics arrive,
Johnny wakes up ) minutes later, crying and afraid.
taken out in a stretcher, screaming "No, Mr. Anon, rid!"
go with him out to the wambulance because he' s scared of strangers.
Me' s still in a date when they take him away. I go back in to help clean it up.
later, Johnn/ s back,
of the day, Johnn/ s back to coloring,
Dad' s here to pick him Lip. I' m squeeking the r( ,
a tug en my leg. It' s Johnny,
r" ntw
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#26 - thisshipdied (04/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Seizures remind me of the time I went skiing. According to witnesses I went off a jump and landed on my head. I immediately started having a seizure. After 20-30 seconds of seizing I stood up, and fell back down. When ski patrol got there and started tying me to the backboard I apparently broke free, hobbled down the hill about 5 feet, then collapsed again. When I woke up in the ambulance the two paramedics gave me the wierdest look, like I was the anti-christ or something. Apparently ski patrol told them I said some wierd ass SCP **** while they were strapping me on the back board. I don't remember any of this, I never found out what I said, and according to a friend who worked there, one of the guys who helped me off the hill quit the next day. MFW
#3 - himym (04/26/2013) [-]
#2 - deathcampforjewtie (04/26/2013) [-]
pi-*sob*-pic is ******* r-*sob*-related OP.
#30 - ctenop (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#33 to #30 - lazragoon (04/26/2013) [-]
I hate the guys expression in that picture, hes all like "WTF kid I'm trying pop a squat here. ****** ass kids bringin me ass tasting water. **** "
User avatar #36 - ForReal ONLINE (04/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Punching a person in their solar plexus stops certain seizures a lot. Bud Abbott was prone to seizures and when he'd have one on stage that's how Costello would stop them. The audience usually thought that this was all part of the act.
#19 - euphoricturtle (04/26/2013) [-]
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG, MY FEELS
User avatar #16 - flareypwn (04/26/2013) [-]
I saw Kidergarten teacher and thought of Arnie
#13 - fireblazing (04/26/2013) [-]
I cried....
I cried....
User avatar #9 - shiningfinger ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
I wish I could thumb this more than once.
User avatar #6 - facetiousrunner (04/26/2013) [-]
My sister in law is a teacher and she brings stories like these home sometimes. She says moments like these out weigh the hundreds of bad. Makes you realize why you started teaching, and why you keep on doing it.
#4 - whymewhy (04/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i am not an english major but i was under the impression that you should say "another teacher and I", not "I and another teacher"
User avatar #1 - pineapplestu (04/26/2013) [-]
saint
#42 - snakefire (04/27/2013) [-]
Why so much touching things on the site today.
User avatar #41 - sketchysketchist (04/27/2013) [-]
This was nice.
And well put together this time.
User avatar #40 - Blargosnarf (04/27/2013) [-]
When the kid said "No, Mr. Anon, no!" I thought this would end in the guy getting charged for child abuse/rape or some **** . Glad I was wrong.
#35 - victorfavorite (04/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - fistymcbutthole (04/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Youre not supposed to hold someone down if theyre having a seizure, they can dislocate their shoulder and on rare occasions even break bones
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#10 - zenok has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#11 to #10 - aloeheels (04/26/2013) [-]
Your not american are you...
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