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User avatar #172 - beastkenten [OP] ONLINE (09/24/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by beastkenten
#119 - kyleassante ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
I just finished jacking off and then I see this. I feel awful...
#219 to #119 - chubchubx (10/18/2015) [-]
haha ******** man
User avatar #154 to #119 - marleybob ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
hardest I've laughed in a while
User avatar #147 to #119 - moorgar (09/24/2015) [-]
jack off again to the gloryious feel of humanity
User avatar #155 to #147 - thegreentornado (09/24/2015) [-]
Does feels have breasts?
#177 to #119 - bann (09/24/2015) [-]
Did you feel bad for jacking off? Or just your enhanced emotional state made this all the sadder. Good sad but still sad.
#8 - parashizo (09/23/2015) [-]
I have to say, this is post is really nice, after seeing all this usual hate here.
#90 to #8 - ghostofnignaz (09/24/2015) [-]
Humanity is the cancer of the world and the human race should be eradicated. **** humanity.
User avatar #91 to #90 - electryoff (09/24/2015) [-]
Soooo kill yourself
#102 to #90 - datmine (09/24/2015) [-]
You can try if you wish to be defeated.
Humanity shall reign over
#124 to #90 - hubabalu (09/24/2015) [-]
Make **** Post Account √
Post Pony Pictures √
Get Alienated √
Go Cry In The Corner √

Grats on stealing air from capable people.
User avatar #150 to #90 - alapazama ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
stahp
#96 to #90 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
lel 2 edgy 4 me
#167 to #101 - unoriginalposter (09/24/2015) [-]
The internet in a nutshell.
User avatar #189 to #90 - ashesllashes (09/24/2015) [-]
your not helping
User avatar #183 to #90 - gabikak (09/24/2015) [-]
That pic proves your point
User avatar #181 to #90 - agreatusername (09/24/2015) [-]
Im gonna need to buy you a potted plant to replace the oxygen you constantly steal.
#165 to #90 - unoriginalposter (09/24/2015) [-]
I should try this some time. It seems really easy.
User avatar #157 to #90 - thegreentornado (09/24/2015) [-]
You are a part of humanity
#112 to #90 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
i still dont understand why poeple take baits as obvious as this one
#55 - jerebear (09/24/2015) [-]
This stupid ass, so ******* worried about scratching his BMW on a ******* barber shop pole, he would rather get hit by a train. Thank god that man was there to save his dumb ass.
User avatar #127 to #55 - twentyseconds (09/24/2015) [-]


mfw i tried to click on the youtube video you posted.
#57 to #55 - adr (09/24/2015) [-]
Natural selection foiled again
#14 - rockergamer ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
-5
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#29 to #25 - vortix (09/24/2015) [-]
and your not suppose to leave them under a burning vehicle either.

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#30 to #29 - FlameBreaker has deleted their comment [-]
#54 to #30 - anonymousmkiii (09/24/2015) [-]
**anonymousmkiii used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymousmkiii rolled image**Right, lets overanalyze everything. LOOK at the way he is posed under the car. He is on his back, with his whole chest bearing the weight of the car minus whatever the front suspension and wheels are taking off, meaning either
A. The victim was being crushed by his lungs, so could not breathe ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positional_asphyxia )

B. The victim could probably breathe, force was being distributed over a large area, meaning low crush probability

This makes sense. The vehicle, admittedly, isn't a truck, so it doesn't have much ground clearance, but it does have some, and shocks as well that are loaded, so the more force his body lifts, the less the shocks have, and they in turn rise. He probably had weight on him, but not a crushing amount

Also note the fact that theres a HUGE ******* FIRE within 3 feet of the person, and right next to their foot! And judging by the fumes coming off, and the chemical cocktail probably coming off the engine as the lines that move oil, engine coolant, windshield wiper fluid, gasoline, and other various fluids all catch fire, its going to create a chemical cocktail, including some gases which won't rise and will further damage the victim's lungs. Worse yet, the fire will spread with time, meaning burns, and meaning dead muscle tissue and infections, maybe worse.

So here's the deal

A. You pull the person out and risk injuries from crush damage. It probably hasn't been very long, and the mass is distributed, so, unlikely he'll have crush syndrome. Even if he does, you've made first responders work easier by preventing burns and an infection from them. They monitor and treat the patient for crush syndrome, he's in ICU for a few days. Chances of him being in the morgue, low, or he walks out on both legs.

B, part 1: Leave him there. Paramedics will probably respond within a few minutes, and try to do the same thing with 2 to 3 people and gear, except now, he's got severe burns on his left leg, 3rd degree, considering we are dealing with oil and gasoline, and smoke inhilation from the chemical cocktail of fluids that have boiled off from the engine. So now he has difficulty breathing, and dead flesh, meaning infection risks. And while crush syndrome is predictable, and the hospital can immediately attempt to treat the patient to prevent issues, they can't pre-treat for pneumonia, and complications arise. He's probably dead jim, and if not, is traumatized by a long hospital stay in which he lost his leg and nearly died multiple times.

B, Part 2: You were right! he has crush syndrome! but the first responders remove him, because his leg is severely burned, They attempt to treat his crush syndrome AND burnt leg, which means amputation or prolonged hospital stay. Mortality percent varies, see infection, B Part 1.

B, Part 3: The car crushed his lungs, and he basically choked to death under a car, while you watched. Theres a distinct burning flesh smell as the first responders remove the body. nice job, mate!

Oh, and while we're here, you're souce also says

Due to the risk of crush syndrome, current recommendation to lay first-aiders (in the UK) is to not release victims of crush injury who have been trapped for more than 15 minutes

The Australian Resuscitation Council recommended in March 2001 that first-aiders in Australia, where safe to do so, release the crushing pressure as soon as possible, avoid using a tourniquet and continually monitor the vital signs of the patient

Your source also puts an emphasis on time, with many reactions to crushing damage, like first responders using sodium bicarbonate, the only field treatment, taking place after long periods crushed (15 minutes, 1 hour, 4 hours), which, if the whole ******* car isn't on fire, hasn't happened yet.

TL; DR, crushing syndrome ain't got **** on smoke inhilation, 3rd degree burns, and infections, all on top of the same goddamn crushing syndrome.
User avatar #56 to #54 - anonymousmkiii (09/24/2015) [-]
good ******* grief that took a long time to make, only to have the cunt delete it.
#138 to #56 - greekrascal (09/24/2015) [-]
Here take this. You can use this next time instead of writing all of that out.

Also I can't believe the jackass actually deleted his comments after you wrote all that. That's just a dick thing to do. Yeah, I'm looking at you FlameBreaker .
User avatar #141 to #138 - anonymousmkiii (09/24/2015) [-]
i think he may have deleted it before i finished, but by the time i submitted, he deleted.
User avatar #143 to #141 - greekrascal (09/24/2015) [-]
It's still a dick move. He should have just taken the thumbs.
User avatar #144 to #143 - anonymousmkiii (09/24/2015) [-]
i mean he is level 211, he does have some room. and i doubt this would have gone down in history as "the worst comment ever"
#146 to #144 - greekrascal (09/24/2015) [-]
Either way, good job raping him.
#184 to #144 - rockergamer ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
sometimes thumb whores can't take red thumbs on their record

especially if they get blown the **** out like just now
User avatar #136 to #56 - irishjohnny (09/24/2015) [-]
What did he say?
User avatar #139 to #136 - anonymousmkiii (09/24/2015) [-]
essentially "leave him under the car, or he'll suffer from crush syndrome"
User avatar #140 to #139 - irishjohnny (09/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, the burning car trumps that by a long shot.
#179 to #54 - glthegamemaster (09/24/2015) [-]
One of the best posts I've seen mate and I'm quite a heavy lurker. Quality post 10/10 would learn about being crushed again
User avatar #28 to #25 - doctorprofessornv (09/24/2015) [-]
That may be true, but I feel like being burned to death was a more imminent threat in this situation.
User avatar #43 to #25 - piesgood (09/24/2015) [-]
Priorities dude. Hes pretty dead if he stays under the car, and crush injuries take a while for enough cells to die for release syndrome to become an issue.
User avatar #41 to #25 - derik (09/24/2015) [-]
just sayin, that's a fire right next to the guy. Spine injuries aren't terrible when the other option is being burnt alive.
User avatar #36 to #25 - reallifepolandball ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
Like any of that matters if they ******* BURN to death.
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User avatar #65 to #14 - jaymensch (09/24/2015) [-]
god dammit
#62 - xxtoastxx (09/24/2015) [-]
This exact thing happened to my brother like 8 years ago. A bunch of people rushed out to help but nothing like what they did in the video. Most of them just screamed and waved their arms, watching my brother pull himself up with a bit of my help. I was 10 so it wasn't much help Luckily the conductor noticed right as the train started to move and shut everything down. He was able to get his leg out, in the end, with only bruises and a few cuts from when the train started moving. In all the rowdiness he had dropped his Dr.Pepper on the tracks and was now embarrassed, hurt and thirsty. but I didn't give him mine cause **** him it's my Dr.Pepper

I have no idea why I'm sharing this but seeing something similar in the video made me remember it.
User avatar #75 to #62 - supersnake (09/24/2015) [-]
that incident happened here in Perth WA, our trains are required to get to the city as taking a bus would get you there in about 2 years, the incident happened during peak traffic so there was lots of people around to help.

really wish Perth's stations would add some barriers like some other around the world, like Singapore for example, such a simple thing to add barriers to stop people from getting to that gap... but of course the barriers would be tagged with disgusting scratch graffiti as soon as the barriers are erected cause Perth's youth are a bunch of ungrateful entitled ********
#180 to #62 - bahtzee (09/24/2015) [-]
Just the thought of having your leg stuck down there while the train starts moving is ******* horrifying to think about.
User avatar #129 to #62 - twentyseconds (09/24/2015) [-]
you made a good call with the dr. pepper. That was yours.
#15 - royoten (09/24/2015) [-]
This makes me want to be a better person
#50 - bugzbundy (09/24/2015) [-]
Thank you for this. My friend.
User avatar #12 - deviousluchador (09/23/2015) [-]
did the soccer/football player like swallow his own tongue or something?
User avatar #18 to #12 - crazysciencehobo (09/24/2015) [-]
I'm bumping this in hopes someone will know. I thought he was hit in the head and started seizing.
User avatar #23 to #18 - truesmokewolf (09/24/2015) [-]
See >>#20,
User avatar #24 to #23 - crazysciencehobo (09/24/2015) [-]
Woops. He must have updated while I was typing!
#20 to #12 - sareth ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
I recall hearing about this a couple weeks ago, he was choking on his tongue due to swelling from the hit, and the other player essentially forced his airway open by putting is fingers down his throat and moving his tongue out of the way before the medical team got there.
#19 - justanotherusernam (09/24/2015) [-]
Humans are capable of overwhelming cruelty, and inexplicable kindness, equally. While popular media may show the worst sides of humanity to fit their narratives, it's videos like this that show the opposite end of that spectrum. Extraordinary people going beyond what most are willing to do in order to help another person or being, simply because they are in a position to do so and because nobody else will. Remember this when you see a news story about someone doing something depraved and wrong... There are always people out there willing to help you in your time of need, but what would you do in their time of need? Would you be the person causing them harm, the people standing idly-by watching the event unfold, or will you be the person to step up and show the world that we're not all ****** beings?

Think about that.
User avatar #38 - shmoopy (09/24/2015) [-]
I lost my **** on the very first one where that ******** robber got taken down by a ************ in a wheelchair.
User avatar #71 - kouzan (09/24/2015) [-]
Didn't need these tears, but at least they're happy ones. I'm glad I got this as a gift, op. Good feels on my birthday.
#133 to #71 - notthistime ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
happy birthday!
User avatar #148 to #71 - katoteshikumei ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday man.
#33 - spookyexplain ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
That was really refreshing and enjoyable. Thanks op.
User avatar #73 - stormeruspiritus (09/24/2015) [-]
****** made me cry like a bitch
#70 - ohhh (09/24/2015) [-]
I can never stand sappy music on these things.
User avatar #26 - syltphademus (09/24/2015) [-]
Thanks OP. I needed to see this today.
User avatar #27 - iSpork (09/24/2015) [-]
I had tears in my eyes by the end. ******* awesome.
User avatar #22 - ultimateshowdown (09/24/2015) [-]
mother **** the music add to it so well i almost had to turn it off
User avatar #182 to #22 - slyve (09/24/2015) [-]
Do you know what band/musician it is? Sounds amazing and I'd like to hear more of it.
User avatar #199 to #182 - ultimateshowdown (09/24/2015) [-]
sadly i do not sorry
User avatar #6 - greygohst (09/23/2015) [-]
Humans are the most interesting thing on Earth to me.
When normal people do incredible things, it shows what we're capable of despite being imperfect. Humans are capable of spectacular things in spite of, and sometimes because of, our flaws.
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