Soldier. Not mine, sad poem. The Final Inspection The Soldier steed and faced See. which must always cemo pass. He hoped his shoes were shining. just as bright
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Soldier

Not mine, sad poem

The Final Inspection
The Soldier steed and faced See. which must always cemo pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining. just as bright as his erase
Step forward you Soldier. Haw shall I deal with yew?
Hays you always turned the ether cheek? To My Church have you been true'?"
The Soldier squared his and said, "He. Lord. I guess I ain' t.
Because these of us whe carry guns. can' t always be a saint.
We had to were meet Sundays. and at times my talk was tough.
And sometimes We been violent. because the weed is awfully rough.
But. I undertook a penny. that wasn' t mine to keep
Though I worked a let of evertime. when the bills got just m steep.
and I never passed a cry for help. though at times i sheet: with fear.
Ant) sometimes. Gee forgive me, We wept unmanly tears
I know I dent deserve a place. amend the people here.
They never wanted me around. except to calm their fears.
If we' a place for me here. Lard. It needn' t be so grand.
I never expected er had tee much. But if we dent I' ll understand."
There was silence all amend the chrome. where the saints had often trod.
As the Sewer waited quietly. fer the judgement his Gad.
Step forward new. you Spider. yeu' ye borne your burden well.
Walk peacefully en Heaven' s streets. yeu‘ ye done your time in Hell."
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Submitted: 06/08/2012
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User avatar #23 - thenewgizmobox (06/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i have a feeling this would be a lot more touching if OPs name wasn't dickbut
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User avatar #1 - brxgtr (06/08/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I can imagine this could easily have been a Johnny Cash song.

Definate feels ensued...
#8 - wtfbandit (06/08/2012) [-]
awesome!
awesome!
#36 - sparkofinsanity (06/09/2012) [-]
This seems to be the only fitting reaction I have...
User avatar #29 - ryanbond (06/09/2012) [-]
Some people need to mature a little. =/ There are times when trolling isn't trolling anymore. Just move on and be glad you weren't the man in the poem...
User avatar #50 - kirkbot ONLINE (06/09/2012) [+] (15 replies)
>implying murderers get to go to heaven
#57 to #50 - flipoutt (06/09/2012) [-]
Soldiers fight for freedom. And the protection of their country. War isn't the best way to go, but it's all we really can do.
To a lot of people, they aren't murderers. They're saviors and guardians. And besides, who made you judge of what could go to heaven or hell?
#44 - dibles (06/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Correct me if im wrong but doesn't Saint Peter judge people at the pearly gates?
User avatar #9 - ancano ONLINE (06/09/2012) [+] (22 replies)
i ******* hate people like this. anyone who cares about my opinion enough please comment and i will learn you.
#49 to #9 - anonymous (06/09/2012) [-]
Man, I've read a lot of comments meant to rustle jimmies but holy **** balls. I'm not in the armed forces but they deserve more respect than you're showing them. The horrible thing here is braver men and women than you or I are putting their lives on the line so faggots like you can come and spread this vile garbage.

To quote sergeant Hartman, "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a stain on the mattress."
#51 - iownzu (06/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I hate to be THAT guy, but in Christianity, being a soldier, or killing enemies in times of war is acceptable. though, it said God; not christian God.
User avatar #74 - hakysakit (06/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Not saying anything against soldiers, But if we wont allow gay marriage because "it says you cant in da bible lolz" Then we shouldnt send soldiers to kill people.
#66 - oufancyna (06/09/2012) [-]
Well **** it looks like only poets make it into heaven.....
#6 - anonymous (06/08/2012) [-]
this is beautiful!
#106 - markawesomecool (06/10/2012) [-]
my belief is if your out there actually and truly fighting to protect the people you love and care about the army is alright
#71 - warlike (06/09/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I can't wait man, I'm leaving for Marine Corps basic in 10 months! I'm scared 						********					 right now about it but it's this kinda stuff that really gets me encouraged!    
   
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I can't wait man, I'm leaving for Marine Corps basic in 10 months! I'm scared ******** right now about it but it's this kinda stuff that really gets me encouraged!

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#41 - anonymous (06/09/2012) [-]
Damn that left a very deep feel in my chest that sank my hard
DEEP
User avatar #18 - crewbie (06/09/2012) [-]
now that was very good idc about grammar that was damn good
#112 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
but thats the thing about god, whether you were always a good person or whether you messed up and drowned in sin, he still loved you and his love never changed
#48 - stainvid (06/09/2012) [-]
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