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User avatar #34 - godhatesusall
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Hang on, I got this, I read the series through like 6 times as a preteen.

[Insert last paragraph of Harry Potter 7 here]
And then, just like that, Harry awoke. His eyes took a second to get used to the pale white ceiling of the cupboard under the stairs of #4, Privet Drive.
"Up! Get up! Now!" said a shrill voice outside the door. His Aunt Petunia rapped on the door.
"Up!" she screeched. Harry heard her walking back down the hall toward the kitchen. He rolled over, trying to remember the dream he was having. It had been a good one. Inside, he felt strangely alone, as if he had just been abandoned by hundreds of people at once.
His aunt was back outside the door.
"Are you up yet?" she demanded.
"Nearly," said Harry.
"Well, get a move on! I want you to look after the bacon, and don't you dare let it burn, I want everything perfect for Duddy's birthday."
As Harry exited his cupboard and walked towards the kitchen, he felt light-headed. When he reached the kitchen, he was overcumbed by a strange sense of nostalgia, as he looked across the room, over Dudley's immense pile of presents, bacon sizzling on the stove, he felt like he had seen this all before.
Finally, his eyes rested on the fireplace, and for reasons he couldn't explain and would never be able to explain again in his life, Harry expected a letter to fly from the chimney and land on the kitchen table.
A letter of acceptance for Harry, inviting him to a school that didn't exist. Harry's heart sank as he made his way to the stove to put the slightly burned bacon on a plate.
#48 to #34 - riquor
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Hey, atleast he gets bacon
User avatar #47 to #34 - mulk
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(07/04/2013) [-]
10/10 would feel again
User avatar #40 to #34 - racheecat
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(07/02/2013) [-]
How did- This is awesome!
User avatar #41 to #40 - godhatesusall
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Thank you kind sir.
#36 to #34 - bossguycumsplash
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(07/01/2013) [-]
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