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User avatar #500 - datmonkey (12/08/2012) [-]
What are you supposedly depressed about? Do you have AIDS, or cancer? Or perhaps you are just a whiny bitch... Man the fuck up, and live life. There's always something to be fucking happy about. There's always some sexy thing you can do to sex up your life. So shut the fuck up, and be sexy
User avatar #504 to #500 - makethingsworse (12/08/2012) [-]
I have clinical depression, if that counts.
User avatar #534 to #504 - datmonkey (12/09/2012) [-]
Oh wow, I'm so sorry... Is something I would say If you had a real reason. Clinical depression is an illusion... The thing you have is low self confidence. It can go away, by being positive about this thing we call life (and perhaps loose a few kg's...) And most of all be a fucking narcissist.

OFC if you're a fat fuck, who is always depressed, and talk about depressing fucking junk with everyone. No one will ever love you, or want to hang out with you if you keep on with this. That's kinda obvious...

TL:DR
Until you have something real to be depressed about, or man up, you'll never get any love from me (Yeah, my love is the greatest love ever, duh). THINK FUCKING POSITIVE, and if you are still depressed: Read my comments again...
User avatar #541 to #534 - makethingsworse (12/10/2012) [-]
>implying that I'm utterly alone and need someone's support

And clinical depression an "illusion", it's a disease. You're also assuming nothing bad has ever happened to me. And I am a narcissist. You don't have to be happy to know you're better than everyone else.
User avatar #542 to #541 - datmonkey (12/10/2012) [-]
Hah, that's like saying being fat is a disease. I never said you are a narcissist, I said you should become one. It helps your self confidence...
If you are so alone, and are whining about it. GO OUTSIDE, make some friends, get drunk, live life, get laid.
User avatar #543 to #542 - makethingsworse (12/10/2012) [-]
I'm whining?
User avatar #544 to #543 - datmonkey (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh, sorry. From reading your comments I assumed you where complaining about your illusion...

Almost every person in the world have had something "bad" in their life. But they don't let it control them. And you are saying you are better than everyone else? Yeah right, think again brother.
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