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Submitted: 09/20/2013
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User avatar #11 - mangostormlegend (09/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Except why did they name their daugher Bacon?
#12 to #11 - zangetsublade (09/21/2013) [-]
It's a reference to Calvin and Hobbes' names. Calvin is named after John Calvin, and Hobbes is named after Thomas Hobbes. Bacon is named after Francis Bacon. They're all philosophers.
#13 - iFail (09/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Good piece of copypasta.

Calvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend.
Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump.
"Stop.." Hobbes mumbled with a growl, pushing him away.
Calvin turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured.
He shook Hobbes awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, Calvin?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep.
"I love you."
"I love you too.." Hobbes said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered.
"Do you really love me?"
"Yeah, why?" Hobbes sat up further, sleep forgotten.
"I want to mate with you.." Calvin blushed.
"Wait! What? You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I though "nah, forget it, yo home to Bel Air"!
I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight, yelled to the cabbie, yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom, and I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.
#4 - badgerbaiting (09/21/2013) [-]
My visage when.   
Specifically, the party part.
My visage when.
Specifically, the party part.
#16 - floggnawstalgia (09/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Think I need some time off the internet
#3 - geranemo **User deleted account** (09/21/2013) [-]
Thank you, made me tear up a little. I love you random citizen. (i have that gif too if you want it.)
Thank you, made me tear up a little. I love you random citizen. (i have that gif too if you want it.)
User avatar #1 - RubenLC (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thank you for the smiles.
#25 - bamsebjornen (09/21/2013) [-]
this is satisfying to read
this is satisfying to read
#37 - stuffisay (09/23/2013) [-]
*satisfied smile*
#34 - hhanako (09/21/2013) [-]
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mfw "pants are overrated"
#33 - mampfer (09/21/2013) [-]
These pictures make me feel old, and I´m only 16 -.-
#32 - acesmcspade (09/21/2013) [-]
Awesome.
#30 - ishotthedeputy (09/21/2013) [-]
Hidden gem. This last panel in one of the comments is taken into account. I love that
#10 - haytux (09/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Source?
#9 - acksl (09/21/2013) [-]
Thanks for uploading, have this Calvin Wallpaper as a reward
User avatar #7 - whereisaname (09/21/2013) [-]
Thank you.....I wonder what bacon's version of spaceman spiff is....
User avatar #6 - steviewondereyes (09/21/2013) [-]
This was beautiful. Thanks for putting them all in one compilation!
User avatar #5 - kasperoster ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
I love these so ******* much. The drawings and the humor, just everything. This has everything i love about Calvin and Hobbes. Seeing this again made my day.

:3
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