Lonely. Online Dating never works.. Not feeling lonely is easy - just stop giving a about how lonely you are and repeat after me: I don't give a . I don't give a . I don't give a . I don't give a
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Online Dating never works

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Submitted: 09/15/2013
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#13 - thechosentroll (09/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Not feeling lonely is easy - just stop giving a 						****					 about how lonely you are and repeat after me:   
   
I don't give a 						****					. I don't give a 						****					. I don't give a 						****					. I don't give a 						****					. If I gave a 						****					, then I would give a 						****					, but I don't give a 						****					, so I don't give a 						****					.
Not feeling lonely is easy - just stop giving a **** about how lonely you are and repeat after me:

I don't give a **** . I don't give a **** . I don't give a **** . I don't give a **** . If I gave a **** , then I would give a **** , but I don't give a **** , so I don't give a **** .
#11 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#4 - heartlessrobot (09/15/2013) [+] (13 replies)
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I'm in an online relationship too. It sucks that love is 5 states away.
User avatar #8 - zysolyn (09/16/2013) [-]
The sun says: "I've been thinking too much about you."
#32 - anonymous (09/16/2013) [-]
We should have a /soc/ board that's more active. There are literally thousands of you funnyjunkers that have no social lives, but some of you will live in the vicinity of others. Chances are you'd like eachother.

You could even meet a boy/girlfriend.

People should start going on the /soc/ board here more often. What have you got to lose?
#60 - suiker (09/16/2013) [-]
tfw yes gf
+1
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#26 - runningwyeld (09/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
any suggestions on how to ask out a girl you like?
User avatar #30 to #26 - qotsa (09/16/2013) [-]
well i'd say just do it. if you know that she's into superromantic **** , then do something romantic. but just asking is enough most of the time ;)
User avatar #1 - megpoidgumibear (09/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
thanks for resurrecting my feels.

this happened once. it was terrible.
User avatar #57 - bitchplzzz (09/16/2013) [-]
tips le fedora
User avatar #54 - AnFour (09/16/2013) [-]
I dont know why people get depressed about not having someone, I'm almost 19 and never had a girlfriend and I still dont give a **** .
#52 - soronbe (09/16/2013) [-]
For the love of god ..

Hasn't it ever passed some of your minds that havin' a girlfriend may perhaps be NOT the most important thing to strive for
#46 - mrpielord (09/16/2013) [-]
I've seen this post many a time, and didn't understand it until I saw your description. Thanks op!
#40 - mummer (09/16/2013) [-]
Pretty much just summed up my life.
User avatar #36 - jackisawsm (09/16/2013) [-]
This post kinda related to me, But i started talking to my current girlfriend online, Facebook for anyone willing to know, She was a Girl that went to my school and i was bored one day, Fed up of feeling sorry for myself (about a bitch ******* me over months before.) so I just sent her the words "the only way is pasta." to which she replied "what about the cookies." and thus we've been dating for nearly two years now..... i dun even know how. wat.
User avatar #28 - PixieLOL (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
aaaaand I just got dumped
User avatar #7 - amberc (09/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>Online relationship 9 months.
>He lived in England, I live in America
>He spent the whole time working hard to get money, passport, plane ticket to come to the states.
>Skype chat every day
>Gets his ticket, coming to meet me in three weeks
>Wake up. Facebook msg from his best friend: "Did you here what happened to (boyfriend)?"
>What??? Panic. Jump on facebook.
>"R.I.P" all over his wall.
>Skype call his best friend
>"They found him this morning"
>"Suicide"
He had depression. He hid it from everyone. Never even told me. Had a breakdown in the middle of the night.
Only been three months since then. Still dealing with it. On meds.
The End
#3 - honeyglazedbabiess **User deleted account** (09/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dammit,Im in an online relationship right now.Even though I know we're never going to meet up or see eachother IRL. I still can't help but hold onto this relationship that is never going to workout.It's like we're both just enjoying the happiness we have and trying to ignore the impending day where we have to break up and move on. Why does like have to be such a dick.
Dammit,Im in an online relationship right now.Even though I know we're never going to meet up or see eachother IRL. I still can't help but hold onto this relationship that is never going to workout.It's like we're both just enjoying the happiness we have and trying to ignore the impending day where we have to break up and move on. Why does like have to be such a dick.
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