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Life
L. I‘ FE’ S JOURNEY IS NOT
TO ARRIVE AT THE
GRAVE SAFELY IN A
WELL PRESERVED BODY,
BUT RATHER TO SKID IN
SIDEWAYTOM TOTALLY
WORN OUT,
HOLY SHIT. * .WHAT A
ts RIDE!"
TO ARRIVE AT THE
GRAVE SAFELY IN A
WELL PRESERVED BODY,
BUT RATHER TO SKID IN
SIDEWAYTOM TOTALLY
WORN OUT,
HOLY SHIT. * .WHAT A
ts RIDE!"
...
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#3
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novus (02/07/2013) [+]
(10 replies)
What if, by preserving your body long enough, you can hold on to life until eternal youth is invented? And then laugh at all those people who killed themselves with fun while you run around for eternity
#14
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shamusmcfearson (02/07/2013) [-] 
To quote a wise man..."When my time comes, I wanna be buried face down...so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass"
#2
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badgerbaiting (02/07/2013) [-]
I personally aim to skid into the grave backwards in a swedish super car. On fire.
#8
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nebuchadnezzaurus (02/07/2013) [-] A more poetic take on the same idea:
So live, that when thy summons comes to join
The innumerable caravan which moves
To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
His chamber in the silent halls of death,
Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.
William Cullen Bryant, Thanatopsis
So live, that when thy summons comes to join
The innumerable caravan which moves
To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
His chamber in the silent halls of death,
Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.
William Cullen Bryant, Thanatopsis
