Life. . L. I‘ FE’ S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYTOM TOTALLY WORN OUT, HOLY SHIT. .WHAT A Life L I‘ FE’ S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY BUT RATHER SKID SIDEWAYTOM TOTALLY WORN OUT HOLY SHIT WHAT
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - novus
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(02/07/2013) [-]
What if, by preserving your body long enough, you can hold on to life until eternal youth is invented? And then laugh at all those people who killed themselves with fun while you run around for eternity
#5 to #3 - anon id: f7e9376b
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Run around for eternity? Ok.
Your first partner on the trip of eternity. You love her so. Will never leave her side. 60 years has passed, you are still young. She, is on her death bed. Will never get to walk into the gates of eternity.

Nope. Would rather die with the gal I love than continue breathing on this god awful place.
#6 to #5 - anon id: 4fe002b0
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Wait, if we are assuming that eternal youth was invented why the flying ********* did your love have to die?
User avatar #7 to #3 - whycanticaps
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Eternity is not good for our brains. We couldn't handle it
User avatar #21 to #7 - novus
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(02/09/2013) [-]
But 80 years we can handle fine? What about 100? 200? Or just 30?

I think we are mentally capable of adapting to our lifespans
User avatar #22 to #21 - whycanticaps
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(02/09/2013) [-]
we might be able to adapt for a little bit, but our brains would become cluttered with memories, and as we get older our sense of time supposedly gets ****** up, and time feels like it goes by faster and faster
#4 to #3 - toostonedtopost
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(02/07/2013) [-]
get off my planet.
User avatar #11 to #4 - gayboard
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Hey since when was it your planet?
#16 to #11 - toostonedtopost
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(02/07/2013) [-]
are you implying that it is yours, then?
User avatar #17 to #16 - gayboard
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(02/07/2013) [-]
No? It's a shared planet.
#18 to #17 - toostonedtopost
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Now if only everyone could treat it that way...
#14 - shamusmcfearson
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(02/07/2013) [-]
To quote a wise man..."When my time comes, I wanna be buried face down...so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass"
#9 - mankey
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Speak for yourself sir, I intend to live forever.
#12 to #9 - marlkarxthethird
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User avatar #2 - badgerbaiting
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(02/07/2013) [-]
I personally aim to skid into the grave backwards in a swedish super car. On fire.
User avatar #13 - TheHaloGuy
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(02/07/2013) [-]
I'm more interested in who this Bob character is...
User avatar #8 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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(02/07/2013) [-]
A more poetic take on the same idea:

So live, that when thy summons comes to join
The innumerable caravan which moves
To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
His chamber in the silent halls of death,
Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.

William Cullen Bryant, Thanatopsis
#1 - anon id: 91c75b0e
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Ah, the Ryan Dunn method.
#10 to #1 - Shadow Guardian
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User avatar #20 - bigmutha
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Isn't this from Hunter S. Thompson?
#19 - murdocisgod
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(02/07/2013) [-]
As a future mortician, I approve of this message.
#15 - eluamous
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Nice one, Bob.