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#8 - jakerszzzz (11/04/2014) [-]
mfw cant mentally prepare myself to ask anyone out
User avatar #23 to #8 - rollmeanddie (11/05/2014) [-]
Yo ho let's go for fro yo, no?
User avatar #40 to #23 - jakerszzzz (11/05/2014) [-]
Arr me hearty.
User avatar #42 to #40 - rollmeanddie (11/05/2014) [-]
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you score a date.
User avatar #31 to #8 - ScottP (11/05/2014) [-]
Hey buddy, listen
It's easy, can't you see?
You just have to follow these steps
As easy as one, two, three!
First you plant your feet
And make sure you can stand
Don't put your arms behind you
Make sure you show her your hands.
Next you take a deep breath
The coming step is near
But don't you worry, buddy
Surely there's nothing to fear!
You make sure she can hear you
And make sure not to pout.
You look her in the eyes and say
"I'd like to ask you out."
And then here comes the silence
That sure looks like a trend
For she'll tell you quite earnestly
That she only likes you as a friend.
But do not fret, oh young one
For everyone says goodbye
When your clock stops ticking
And it's your turn to die.
User avatar #36 to #31 - hammarhead (11/05/2014) [-]
Well at least it didnt take a dark turn.
User avatar #41 to #31 - rollmeanddie (11/05/2014) [-]
THAT DIDNT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER AT ALL
User avatar #43 to #41 - ScottP (11/05/2014) [-]
Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
When you are with me
I feel really mellow
User avatar #45 to #43 - rollmeanddie (11/05/2014) [-]
You got your colours wrong
Daisy petals are white
Your rhymes aren't amazing
But I guess they're alright
User avatar #46 to #45 - ScottP (11/05/2014) [-]
I admire your kind words
Truly I do
But let's see how you stack up
When I turn it up to two

I think you got it twisted
So I'll make you a deal
I love you bro, no homo
Now **** just got real
User avatar #47 to #46 - rollmeanddie (11/05/2014) [-]
Two is for fools
I was born jacked to eleven
One hit off me
And you'll turn right up to heaven

On an arbitrary scale
I find you fine
I easily rate you
10/9
User avatar #48 to #47 - ScottP (11/05/2014) [-]
Now I do see
That your skill matches mine
Your words are quite impressive
Practice will make them quite divine

But now this battle's over
And through my rhymes, you'll see
That we both won this battle
So gg but no re
#1 - thedudeintheshirt (11/04/2014) [-]
**thedudeintheshirt rolled image** When I like someone
**thedudeintheshirt rolled image** When I like someone
User avatar #10 to #1 - butterduck (11/05/2014) [-]
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have fun with no-fap november
#17 to #10 - xyrik (11/05/2014) [-]
i already ruined it
User avatar #12 to #1 - Indoknight (11/05/2014) [-]
there is a need for seeing korra twerk

i need videos of korra having sex, not pics, videos pls
User avatar #3 to #1 - fym (11/04/2014) [-]
What a roll!
#5 to #1 - degenerator (11/04/2014) [-]
there is an unnecessarily large amount of skin under those buttcheeks making it look really weird, like in these
User avatar #9 to #5 - foamytesquirrel (11/04/2014) [-]
Nothing is actually exposed. It's her brown cloth.
#19 - spookyexplain (11/05/2014) [-]
A lot of us know that feeling, brother
#4 - alos (11/04/2014) [-]
I know your pain
#6 to #4 - evilartee (11/04/2014) [-]
Beckett & McKay mentioned in FJ.

Time to rewatch Stargate again!
#32 - bluefootbird (11/05/2014) [-]
I gave up. It hurts less than getting my hopes up.
User avatar #13 - exarzero (11/05/2014) [-]
I just got in a relationship with someone during a convention of sorts... yeah its a bit scary after having a fiancee leave you for a frat boy after 4 years. Wish me luck.
User avatar #30 to #13 - ScottP (11/05/2014) [-]
Young me: That sounds like true love

Current me: It'll probably end after some time so why bother?
User avatar #39 to #30 - exarzero (11/05/2014) [-]
Young me never though like that.

You are currently really pessimistic... thats okay, but damn.
User avatar #44 to #39 - ScottP (11/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's slight depression. Who knows?

I'm sure life can get much worse.
User avatar #49 to #44 - exarzero (11/06/2014) [-]
Hell yeah it can. Fiancee left me for Africa.
User avatar #50 to #49 - ScottP (11/06/2014) [-]
Well that's...new. I've actually never heard that before.

User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (11/06/2014) [-]
Long story short... Frat boy from South Africa (Friend of my ex fiancee's sister)... pulled the "I am so unique and cool lines, and like drugs and drinking hard" and she literally left me for him the day after next. Hung out with my all while meeting him secretly and **** ... ****** me up for 6 months, lost 35 pounds...

Gained back 40, ****** up his new car, and decided never to be so timid again.

This girl is a younger anime fan (legal ofc) and sweet. Probably better chances! xD Took four years for the other one to screw me over. Clock starts now!
User avatar #52 to #51 - ScottP (11/06/2014) [-]
You go, man! Best of luck to you
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (11/06/2014) [-]
To you as well mate!
User avatar #21 to #20 - exarzero (11/05/2014) [-]
Rofl, thanks Hudis.
User avatar #37 to #21 - hammarhead (11/05/2014) [-]
We beleibe in you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - exarzero (11/05/2014) [-]
I heartettttttt you.
#54 - fynix ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Alright i need some advice... so i broke up with my ex, it was a bad breakup so painfull and what i realised was that i loved her but she didnt love me and she did lie to me, but i dont think she cheated on me, though that is a possibility i still dont think so ( and im the guy who expects the worse).... so now i though alright im over it, yet in my sub-consious she is still in my mind at least thats what i believe now, cause i tried to have sex with other girls, but just couldnt.. ( keep in mind im not some fat guy too whom sex is everything, though i used to believe im addicted to it cause i wanted it 24/7) . Now the last couple of times i was at this party and i hooked up with this girl, the problem is i was too drunk, so you guys know what that ment... whisky dick The problem is i hooked up with her again, next week, just being a little tipsy and the same problem happend... now all that time while i was trying to have sex my ex-gf was always in my mind and i couldnt shake it off, though i never think about her daily, I though since it was a bad break up i need some closure or something, but she wont speak to me... So is what should i do now?
#55 to #54 - anon (12/15/2014) [-]
By everything you've written you sound insecure as **** ... If you actually have to write out 1-2 paragraphs of information just to describe your current stance, it's probably not ******* worth it, man.
#56 to #55 - fynix ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
i probably am insecure right now, witch is a really weird feeling for me, because i always faced my problems head on and i never been one of the emotional types kinda guy, the thing is that girl (my ex) somehow got to me, and made me open up myself and after she did that, she left because i was a "cold wall" or some **** like that, and.. i really cant understand that. I didnt quite understood what not worth though, thanks for caring aswell. That means a lot actually.
User avatar #35 - nekaz (11/05/2014) [-]
and thats why you shouldnt like cactuses
User avatar #15 - buriedstpatrick (11/05/2014) [-]
Literally in that position right now.

Once things are set in motion, there's no going back. I'm too old for this **** .
User avatar #14 - loganmadder (11/05/2014) [-]
Asex 'never get that feeling' master race reporting in
User avatar #29 to #14 - ScottP (11/05/2014) [-]
How I envy you. I'm trying extra hard now to not like anyone and focus on my work. But life teases me so much. Like...why?
User avatar #11 - thorstoned (11/05/2014) [-]
I read "licking someone" and got a bit confused
#34 - justsomechickyo (11/05/2014) [-]
Ya I'm in a relationship now and I'm scared b/c idk whats gunna happen.....I really like being single, but I like this guy more and just hope I end up not getting hurt
#33 - itsformyscrotum (11/05/2014) [-]
mfw finally get qt3.14 mexi gf and she has to move at the end of the month
User avatar #28 - ScottP (11/05/2014) [-]
Had lunch with this girl on Sunday. Hung out with her again today and we walked around campus and talked for like an hour. I was actually seeing potential. She was so cool and interesting.

I asked her out and she said she was seeing someone.

At least this time, I didn't let myself become too affectionate.
User avatar #27 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (11/05/2014) [-]
Just got out of a 4 year relationship, we were engaged, and she had been cheating on me for the last 20 days. I know the risk and the pain of love.
#26 - skorchy (11/05/2014) [-]
I'm just so used to it that it doesn't hurt anymore.
#24 - sketchysketchist (11/05/2014) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled image**

That's the same thought I get when I know the dick's going to satisfy me.
User avatar #25 to #24 - sketchysketchist (11/05/2014) [-]
No homo, of course.
User avatar #22 - equisespada (11/05/2014) [-]
I got rejected by the girl I liked earlier today.
It hurt for about 6 hours.
User avatar #16 - ieatbengay (11/05/2014) [-]
i haven't 'liked' anyone since i was about 13, maybe it just felt a lot stronger back then
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