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Should have done what everyone else does when enlisting:
Lie.
Lie.
And the reason I hate people these days
>Lie
if you wanted to be a Marine then you shouldn't lie in the first place...That is the scum that I hate in my Corps...
>Lie
if you wanted to be a Marine then you shouldn't lie in the first place...That is the scum that I hate in my Corps...
#97
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fuckmyoldaccount (09/16/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Can't be a Marine.
Over qualified to be a cop.
Become The Batman.
Over qualified to be a cop.
Become The Batman.
What if you were born with Asthma? Is there still grounds for a permanent disqualification?
#13 to #12
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yukithekid (09/12/2012) [-]
PT is going to be your best friend as a Poole. Physical training.
Orders change by branch. For you it's the 11 General Orders. It's orders that no matter the rank or position you must follow. Even the tech guys like Skippy (PFC in 25 Bravo Army) get guard duty time to time.
The guide that I had when I first switched from Army to Marine recruiters told me the easiest way to remember. To take, To Walk, To Report, To Repeat, To Quit, To Receive, To Talk, To Give, To Call, To Salute, To Be. Disregard the grammar and it will help you remember all 11 orders quickly.
From there you will need to know when and where the Marines were first established. 1775 Tun Tavern Philadelphia Penn.
Orders change by branch. For you it's the 11 General Orders. It's orders that no matter the rank or position you must follow. Even the tech guys like Skippy (PFC in 25 Bravo Army) get guard duty time to time.
The guide that I had when I first switched from Army to Marine recruiters told me the easiest way to remember. To take, To Walk, To Report, To Repeat, To Quit, To Receive, To Talk, To Give, To Call, To Salute, To Be. Disregard the grammar and it will help you remember all 11 orders quickly.
From there you will need to know when and where the Marines were first established. 1775 Tun Tavern Philadelphia Penn.
this is bull shit. im in. and i had asthma 4 years back... you are a liar or quitting easy OP
#58 to #54
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yukithekid (09/13/2012) [-]
Um... How did you get in? The only reason why they even attempted is because the NCOIC saw that I was willing to do anything to get in.. He told me 50/50 (then he was transferred and the new NCOIC got back to me immediately and said DQ)
Better than dying over there, good thing they didn't take you.
#23
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recoveryseven **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Got a guy in my high school JROTC unit with asthma, pt commander, runs a 4 minute mile. Lied on his application to get into the Marine core.
i was a nuke in the navy and they refuse to let me re-enlist even as a lowly boats mans mate b/c im bipolar. i feel ya op.
My husband had to get cleared from a doctor for his childhood asthma. He's enlisted for the Army though. Marines may be different.
#106
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N. Korean citizen (09/21/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Join the Navy. We rock. I was a Corpsman, FMF designated. We go with the marines. Usually the Navy gives waivers for anyone who has had mild asthma as a child, or anyone that has not had an attack for several years. If you are really dead set on being a 'trigger man' go for SEALs.
i know how that feels man. all ive ever wanted to do was been in the military. i wanted to become an army ranger specifically. im in excellent shape and ive been disqualified for having asthma. same as you i havent had an attack in nearly 10 years. i was also told i should just become a cop. im not really sure what im suposed to do with my self anymore. im sorry about what happened to you man