I never asked for this. Im sorry. Greatest Dayi moment or Crying in Games General Anonymous (/ ) 16: 46 I' m bleeding out. he food, water and there is a zombie
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I never asked for this

Im sorry

Greatest Dayi moment or Crying in Games General Anonymous (/ ) 16: 46
I' m bleeding out. he food, water and there is a zombie killing me
have a great weapon and i' m dying. I get pretty upset
this Russian guy appears like a ******* angel and kills the zombie
is He takes mete his house, feeds me. bandages me
is Nurses me back to health
trolle deosn' t speak a word of english
name was Mable er Mako er some ****
t: Makle and I spent hours together.
said a word
looting military bases together.
fiinally, we are shot at!
hits the floor. shot in the leg
drag him into a building and bandage him up
rand then kill his attacker
get out alive and eventually we part ways.
bl go back to the airbase and take out a bunch
Pstart looting and kill a bandit
bl take his amazing gear including a CF. Sniper rifle.
then his buddy sheets me
kl take the hit and go down
guy starts creeping around
Hm en a teeter and I stare at the ladder
a head pops up
4 panic.
4 drop him.
is lying on the ground
kl go to body
name is Makle"
first and last words to me.
ran broken english in a thick russian accent
Not worry friend
tthis is the game
e i do not grudge"
e I cried and he left. M, ptth' 1' egif:!, {BET} L Reply
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#40 - harryblazer (05/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>playing DAY Z with friends   
>been playing for a while, lots of good guns and gear   
>team finds cabin in the woods with a barn   
>use as our base to store vehichles/supplies   
>go into town for lootin n shootin   
>find some new players, all of which are either 12 year olds or gronw men with elastic bands around their balls   
>our group rule is to not outright kill people...unless they really desrve it   
>they REALLY dersrved it   
>screaming, bitching at eachother over guns. treating the game like its cod, ect   
>tell them we'll take them back to our base and to get into the truck   
>drive them out into a feild, tell them its up ahead and let them walk in front of us before gunning them all down   
>that special kind of raging only twelve year olds posses   
>a week later, going loting again and find a 						*******					 helicopter   
>						***************					   
>flying around and we spot a camp   
>get close enough, then start blowing them away like a paid whore   
>check the names......its the same kids as last time   
>the tears are delicious   
>walk to the campand Im suddenly down   
>junior was hiding in the bushes(well played bitch)   
>bragging to his friends that he got the faggot and was walking over to kill me with and axe   
>i hear a battlecry and see my friend run him over with a jeep   
>mfw I hear the most disappointed cries since his parents codom broke   
>
>playing DAY Z with friends
>been playing for a while, lots of good guns and gear
>team finds cabin in the woods with a barn
>use as our base to store vehichles/supplies
>go into town for lootin n shootin
>find some new players, all of which are either 12 year olds or gronw men with elastic bands around their balls
>our group rule is to not outright kill people...unless they really desrve it
>they REALLY dersrved it
>screaming, bitching at eachother over guns. treating the game like its cod, ect
>tell them we'll take them back to our base and to get into the truck
>drive them out into a feild, tell them its up ahead and let them walk in front of us before gunning them all down
>that special kind of raging only twelve year olds posses
>a week later, going loting again and find a ******* helicopter
> ***************
>flying around and we spot a camp
>get close enough, then start blowing them away like a paid whore
>check the names......its the same kids as last time
>the tears are delicious
>walk to the campand Im suddenly down
>junior was hiding in the bushes(well played bitch)
>bragging to his friends that he got the faggot and was walking over to kill me with and axe
>i hear a battlecry and see my friend run him over with a jeep
>mfw I hear the most disappointed cries since his parents codom broke
>
#29 - azusa (05/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#5 - naamalaama (05/07/2013) [-]
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#52 - loopz (05/08/2013) [-]
My turn to leave a story   
   
>Playing Taviana   
>Spawned in  Sabina and saw smoke on the top of the mountain   
>Decide to get a gun and check it out   
>Found and m4a3 and some clips   
>						****					 ya   
>Go up and see a guy with an m14, he spots me and opens fire   
>Take him out and get m14, go to the top of the mountain and see a group of bandits (4)   
>They all have snipers and mgs, 3 were looting and 1 was putting stuff in an suv   
>Take them all out, get laquas m4s mgs and other crap   
>Drive away and hear someone shouting behind me yelling help   
>He was bleeding out, a horde of zombies are chasing him, and I had my laqua at his head.   
>It was almost like a moment where time stopped and I though to myself, kill him or not?   
>I help him out and patch him up, we become best friends and we go bandit hunting   
>After a couple of bandits from a group got taken out, the rest of the group came after us,   
>One of them shot our tires on the SUV and we crashed into a nearby tree   
>He whispered, it was nice know you, with all the help you gave me, it's time to payback the favor   
>My eyes are filled with tears and I run off, only to hear an MG shooting off belt by belt   
>Come back to only find my friend dead    
>Stand and salute for 5 minutes over his dead body and start to softly cry   
>I still remember this moment to this day
My turn to leave a story

>Playing Taviana
>Spawned in Sabina and saw smoke on the top of the mountain
>Decide to get a gun and check it out
>Found and m4a3 and some clips
> **** ya
>Go up and see a guy with an m14, he spots me and opens fire
>Take him out and get m14, go to the top of the mountain and see a group of bandits (4)
>They all have snipers and mgs, 3 were looting and 1 was putting stuff in an suv
>Take them all out, get laquas m4s mgs and other crap
>Drive away and hear someone shouting behind me yelling help
>He was bleeding out, a horde of zombies are chasing him, and I had my laqua at his head.
>It was almost like a moment where time stopped and I though to myself, kill him or not?
>I help him out and patch him up, we become best friends and we go bandit hunting
>After a couple of bandits from a group got taken out, the rest of the group came after us,
>One of them shot our tires on the SUV and we crashed into a nearby tree
>He whispered, it was nice know you, with all the help you gave me, it's time to payback the favor
>My eyes are filled with tears and I run off, only to hear an MG shooting off belt by belt
>Come back to only find my friend dead
>Stand and salute for 5 minutes over his dead body and start to softly cry
>I still remember this moment to this day
#4 - nightt (05/07/2013) [-]
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#8 - TheFreak (05/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This would make a fantastic movie.
This would make a fantastic movie.
#54 - mysticninja (05/08/2013) [-]
>Hanging with the team
>Find another group of surviors at the eltro fire house
>they have a hummvee
>I sneak in stealthy as ****
>hijack that ****
>drive off with gun fire at my 6
>bring my glorious bounty back to group and start to head to the airfield
>"I want to drive move over says my teamate"
>crashes into a ******* tree
>breaks front tires off
>"Now we have a very expencive tent" says newly appointed driver
>I set rifle to automatic
>mfw
#38 - annadewitt (05/08/2013) [-]
>be me
>be playing day z russian server
>at electro being a ******* noob bandit killing coast fags
>at northern electro barn
>some dude ran in
>me and my friend go on opposite sides of the barn to pin him
>he starts screaming in russian.
>he switches to english but in a really thick accent
>"IF YOU WANT TO KILL ME! I WONT GO ALONE!"
>starts opening fire on my friend
>he is down
>i start to lean and shoot him
>he hits me in the chest and i back off
>all i hear is screaming in russian. like a laughter.
>NOPE.JPG
>hide my friends body
>he is behind me and i run inside the barn
>he corners me and i hear a "click" from his gun. he is out of ammo
>scared as **** i empty a clip into his chest
>log off for the day

this is what got me into day z.
User avatar #48 - roflnaut (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Playing DayZ
>Find a crappy shotgun in Elektro, but it is better than nothing.
>See a guy hiding from a horde of zombies in a building
>Run in, hand him a spare pistol, and hope I put my trust in the right man
>While this is going on, keep in mind that I had no microphone at the time, and he had one, so our communication skills were fairly poor.
>We manage to run away from the zombies, but a bandit shot me, and I was losing blood fast.
>We make it our goal to run over to Cherno and reach a hospital to patch me up.
>I was constantly passing out a **** , but he was a great guy and protected me when I was down.
>We made it to Cherno, and he let me sit on the docks while he searched for blood bags.
>I wait like a full hour waiting for him, because I sincerely trusted this guy.
>He eventually comes back, stuffed with blood bags and fairly high end weapons he got from a bandit.
>Patches me up and hands me an assault rifle.
>After time, my time on the docks gave me a bad cold.
>I am like some sort of ******* sick wreck, but he deals with it.
>We make it to the International Airfield, and he finally found a heatpack for me.
>We make it to some warehouse kind of place, and we talk for a little bit.
>He says that we should get on a different server, because there where a **** ton of bandits that nearly spotted us.
>We both disconnect and I try to connect to the server he told me to connect to.
>All of a sudden, my internet crashes, and I am stuck without him.
>His name was Alvor or something like that, and I am still trying to find him.
>I have yet to find another partner that could deal with all the **** he had to deal with from me.
#87 - breakfastlunch (05/08/2013) [-]
The font is called "Vladimir Script," which seems appropriate.
User avatar #39 - mydogizmexican ONLINE (05/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Why are foreigners the nicest people.. just like that middle eastern guy on steam..
#79 - madzombiie ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
>playing DayZ with a few friends
>find chopper with one of them and go to pick up the rest
>pick them up head to northwest airfield
>tell them to eject and I land
>Zombies start swarming us while we check the barracks
>have no ammo in pdw so i have to kill them with my ******* m107
>let me repeat M107 the loudest ******* gun in the game
>get out of the barracks and get back to the chopper
>hear my friend has has a plane and he couldnt pick anyone up
>were almost overrun and i had already passed out once
>my friend died
>we make a recovery and are about to take off when retard plane friend says
>"hey guys im going to fly over you and land itll look so badass"
>i say dude dont do anything stupid
>next thing i know i hear "OH GOD I HI EJECT I HIT EJECT"
>then like a ******* jap in WWII minus the suicide the plane crashes and kills us all

>MFW
User avatar #31 - bloodspider (05/07/2013) [-]
Been playing DayZ Breaking Point, and all it has are jackasses shooting each other and trying to lure idiots into ambushes. But every once and a while there is the one player who will walk ******* 5km to go save a complete stranger who broke his legs and can't see **** from loss of blood. Those are the kind of people who deserve the highest level of respect possible.
#21 - harrytheheadcrab (05/07/2013) [-]
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Dammit OP this really broke my heart.
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