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I just can't hold all these feels.... This is my sob story. I'm not asking for sympathy or thumbs, but for those of you sensitive to feels, this should give som

This is my sob story. I'm not asking for sympathy or thumbs, but for those of you sensitive to feels, this should give some.

Well, I noticed this "feels" channel, and I figured I' d give it a shot.
bbe 16
bbe at girlfriend' s house, her mom is there, but her dad isn' t
slitting on her couch, lean in for a kiss
gguy kicks in the door
aoh **** he' s got a gun
yhe threatens us all and orders and mother to take off their
clothes
know where this is going
******** NO.
him
yhe fires 3 times, misses me once
llucky as **** , only flesh wounds, nicked my small intestine a bit
stickle him, wrestle him for gun
fiinally win, take gun
pput a bullet in his head
The next thing I remember, I was waking up in a hospital bed,
apparently I had collapsed from blood loss. It took me awhile to
wrestle the gun from him.
awake up in hospital bed two days later
ggf' s family all around, nowhere in sight
spuddenly remember she was behind me, and he missed me with one
of the bullets
aoh god no, I loved her
aask where she is, somewhat stunned
bfather, who has never liked me gets a solemn look on his face and
hands me a letter
aits from
rread it
ait says she' s leaving me because she can' t stand the fact that I
killed a man, that nothing could justify that. That I' m a monster
afells really bad man
pstart crying
ggf' s family there for me
Me now
bbe 22 years old
yhave never loved or even kissed a girl since her
sshe doesn' t talk to me anymore
sshe went off to college
took a job immediately after highschool
aliving day to day by means of Funnyjunk
knew best friend asks why I' m always so quiet and even when we go
drinking, I' never kissed a girl
iremember the whole event, tell it, and cry
sstill hurts man
...
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Submitted: 06/12/2012
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User avatar #363 to #271 - celticsforlife (06/13/2012) [-]
Thank you all! Top 150, I truly mean this, to all who have thumbed this, from the bottom of my heart I thank you.
#285 to #271 - wesam (06/13/2012) [-]
Thumb, great job.
#289 to #285 - celticsforlife (06/13/2012) [-]
Much appreciated, just trying to make all you beautiful men and women on this site laugh, chuckle, or at least crack a smile. :)
#290 to #289 - wesam (06/13/2012) [-]
This comment made me crack a smile itself.
User avatar #292 to #290 - celticsforlife (06/13/2012) [-]
Well then I guess I'm doing my job quite well, not to brag. ;)
#293 to #292 - wesam (06/13/2012) [-]
You know, you're a nice guy. Friend me man.
User avatar #296 to #293 - celticsforlife (06/13/2012) [-]
I sure will, and thank you. I rarely get the compliment of being nice, it truly means a lot.
#423 to #422 - celticsforlife (06/13/2012) [-]
Glad I could make you laugh. Enjoy a somewhat amusing .gif as my gratitude.
Glad I could make you laugh. Enjoy a somewhat amusing .gif as my gratitude.
User avatar #424 to #423 - Nickdowgg (06/13/2012) [-]
Isn't that Makemebad35?
do you have sauce on this video?
User avatar #660 to #424 - celticsforlife (06/13/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v= MDonA0szXYw
Just delete the space. It's at 1:41.
#665 to #660 - Nickdowgg (06/13/2012) [-]
thank you, take this as my gratitude.
thank you, take this as my gratitude.
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User avatar #275 to #271 - Garude ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
you deserve more thumbs good sir.
User avatar #277 to #275 - celticsforlife (06/13/2012) [-]
Thank you for that. Just trying my best to be funny.
User avatar #279 to #277 - Garude ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
congrats! you have succeeded!
#281 to #279 - celticsforlife (06/13/2012) [-]
Much appreciated. My spirits have been boosted.
#57 - anon (06/12/2012) [-]
"And I Figured I'd give it a shot"
User avatar #25 - mrvalane (06/12/2012) [-]
You stopped her from getting raped by risking your life. Please OP forget her and move on, she is the most ungrateful person ive heard about.
#686 to #25 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
You actually believe him? Are you that stupid?
User avatar #797 to #25 - jakerfv (06/13/2012) [-]
Plus he got friend-zoned still.
User avatar #546 to #25 - infamoustrapper (06/13/2012) [-]
Implying that this is a true story.
User avatar #737 to #546 - Dincorta ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
Why is the story so unbelievable to you? There was nothing impossible that happened. There are crazy people out there. There are guns out there. There are people out there who have bursts of adrenaline-fuelled bravery when faced with a gun. This kind of thing has happened so many times, yet you don't believe it when someone tells you it happened to them?
User avatar #743 to #737 - infamoustrapper (06/13/2012) [-]
sorry but this is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard. ok let me play along and maybe he DID save this girls life. there is no possible way she would ignore him after! and okokok lets say she DID ignore him. what are the odds that this actually happened to op?
User avatar #748 to #743 - Dincorta ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
The odds of it happening to OP are very low, but the odds of it happening to someone out there are higher. Why couldn't it be OP? That's all I'm saying.

Sure, in this case it's probably OP just being OP again. But everyone here just seems to pounce without any thought and disregard it as fake. And yeah you know there are horrible bitches out there, some of which will probably do what the bitch in this story did. It's how bitches think!
User avatar #853 to #748 - infamoustrapper (06/13/2012) [-]
why are people thumbing me down??? i said i thought it wasnt a true story and i got 33 thumbs up. and now im defending myself and i get thumbs down?
User avatar #757 to #748 - infamoustrapper (06/13/2012) [-]
im not so sure. that seems a little crazy even for a girl. also if it was true this is an EXTREMELY sad story. why would any person write out the story with that kind of notation? it makes it seem like a joke
User avatar #785 to #757 - boymanguy (06/13/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/feels/The+saddest+thing+you+will+ever+read/RMLYGEZ/
here. bitches can be horrible. reading this story has changed my outlook on life.
User avatar #852 to #785 - infamoustrapper (06/13/2012) [-]
.....is it bad i wasn't affected by that? idk it just seems like one of those classic boy falls in love with a popular girl thing. also sidenote. THATS how a sad story should be written. not this ******** . idk it just doesnt seem right
User avatar #889 to #852 - boymanguy (06/14/2012) [-]
yeah. it was for me though.. i felt like i was the guy while i was reading it and when i got to the part where she was blowing three guys.. i just like, died for the rest of the day. i lost faith in humanity for awhile.. im a little sensitive about stuff like that though.
User avatar #890 to #889 - infamoustrapper (06/14/2012) [-]
sorry about that. didnt mean to imply that it WASNT sad. i just was saying it didnt impact me. and yeah i know what you mean. i get jealous extremely easily (not saying that its anything compared to his story) but i mean like jealous over the smallest things that a girl could do. like have a quick conversation with some guy. but not the violent jealously like HEY MOFO WHATHDSIKJA ARE YOU DOING? but like the oh....i guess ive been replaced kind of thing. but only in person. as soon as i enter my house my life like...changes and nothing affects me anymore
#491 to #25 - fonzo (06/13/2012) [-]
Or maybe she wanted to be raped?
Or maybe she wanted to be raped?
#862 to #491 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
Then it is not rape.
#27 to #25 - thisweirdguybehind (06/12/2012) [-]
He is right
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#593 - dshfdgf (06/13/2012) [-]
>find out where she lives
>go to her house
>get out gun, enforce rape
>realise she has a daughter now
>dafuq? oh well, more pussy
>get them both to strip
>suddenly ************ out of nowhere
>shoots you
>turns out is daughters boyfriend
>daughter breaks up with boyfriend
>infinite loop enabled
#787 to #593 - samxdaxman (06/13/2012) [-]
oh my god........ that is amazing.......
#604 to #593 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
Awesomeness
Awesomeness
#16 - uranoob (06/12/2012) [-]
She ******* ... She left you for saving her life?
OP, never in my life have I had more sympathy for someone.

You are in dire need of the biggest of bro-hugs.
#261 - slandersalamander (06/13/2012) [-]
Would you mind providing evidence to back your story up?

If it's true, then I feel for ya, man.
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#592 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
>Saves girl from being raped
>She dumps him
#553 - manythingstodohere (06/13/2012) [-]
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this is stupid
#493 - hidemoto (06/13/2012) [-]
16 years old, tackle and get gun from rapist. Seems a little vague, how old was the assailant? 14?
User avatar #573 to #493 - mrparkinglot (06/13/2012) [-]
It's possible to be stronger and faster then a average grown man when you're 16 you know... He could have been training, doing sports or martial arts or just have been early developed.
#576 to #573 - hidemoto (06/13/2012) [-]
I do know, but people seem to take all feel posts as true, and I think that's too bad. Of course some of them are true, but this one just seems a little... Questionable.
I do know, but people seem to take all feel posts as true, and I think that's too bad. Of course some of them are true, but this one just seems a little... Questionable.
User avatar #577 to #576 - mrparkinglot (06/13/2012) [-]
Agreed
#512 to #493 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
that just made me giggle like a school girl (being attacked by a rapist)
#505 to #493 - lesmiserables (06/13/2012) [-]
No, man. The two gunwounds only made him stronger!
#516 to #505 - hidemoto (06/13/2012) [-]
I bet you OP was the one raped, but he didn't mind.
#438 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
So, you save her and her mother from being raped and maybe killed...and she leaves because you kill someone...and you're the monster?

Dude, show her what what a real monster is.
#445 to #438 - lulzatyou (06/13/2012) [-]
It's time.
It's time.

#475 to #445 - stonks (06/13/2012) [-]
I like where this is going.
#380 - lecherouslad (06/13/2012) [-]
you almost had me ************ , if you could've omitted just one insignificant "le"...
#196 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
If she left you cause you killed a rapist, she wasn't worth it in the first place.
#728 - sasquatchjc (06/13/2012) [-]
In my opinion, i think you got lucky. If she really walks out on you because you basically saved her life and/or being raped and traumatized for eternity, then she has to be the biggest bitch to have ever been born
#683 - sigfigs (06/13/2012) [-]
mfw le
#303 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
I will find her, and I will kill her... or make her kill me so she feels like **** forever
#313 to #303 - sparkofinsanity (06/13/2012) [-]
Lol, I read that in his voice, thumb for you.
#182 - Mozzak (06/13/2012) [-]
>Be 18   
>At gf's house playing mario kart   
>A 			******		 comes in through the window.   
>Grab my laser gun I made in 2nd grade>   
>Shoot him in the face   
>The laser bounces off his face   
>Wake up 2 days later in a hospital   
>I see my gf's family around me   
>There is a man in a black suit with glasses on   
>Tells me the 			******		 is an alien and my girlfriend a hologram   
>Gf's family disapears   
>My burgers got cold and I don't have a microwave   
   
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>Be 18
>At gf's house playing mario kart
>A ****** comes in through the window.
>Grab my laser gun I made in 2nd grade>
>Shoot him in the face
>The laser bounces off his face
>Wake up 2 days later in a hospital
>I see my gf's family around me
>There is a man in a black suit with glasses on
>Tells me the ****** is an alien and my girlfriend a hologram
>Gf's family disapears
>My burgers got cold and I don't have a microwave

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#262 to #182 - elguso (06/13/2012) [-]
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