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I just can't hold all these feels...
This is my sob story. I'm not asking for sympathy or thumbs, but for those of you sensitive to feels, this should give some.
Tags: feels | not even gonna y
Well, I noticed this "feels" channel, and I figured I' d give it a shot.
bbe 16
bbe at girlfriend' s house, her mom is there, but her dad isn' t
slitting on her couch, lean in for a kiss
gguy kicks in the door
aoh shit he' s got a gun
yhe threatens us all and orders and mother to take off their
clothes
know where this is going
ffucking NO.
him
yhe fires 3 times, misses me once
llucky as fuck, only flesh wounds, nicked my small intestine a bit
stickle him, wrestle him for gun
fiinally win, take gun
pput a bullet in his head
The next thing I remember, I was waking up in a hospital bed,
apparently I had collapsed from blood loss. It took me awhile to
wrestle the gun from him.
awake up in hospital bed two days later
ggf' s family all around, nowhere in sight
spuddenly remember she was behind me, and he missed me with one
of the bullets
aoh god no, I loved her
aask where she is, somewhat stunned
bfather, who has never liked me gets a solemn look on his face and
hands me a letter
aits from
rread it
ait says she' s leaving me because she can' t stand the fact that I
killed a man, that nothing could justify that. That I' m a monster
afells really bad man
pstart crying
ggf' s family there for me
Me now
bbe 22 years old
yhave never loved or even kissed a girl since her
sshe doesn' t talk to me anymore
sshe went off to college
took a job immediately after highschool
aliving day to day by means of Funnyjunk
knew best friend asks why I' m always so quiet and even when we go
drinking, I' never kissed a girl
iremember the whole event, tell it, and cry
sstill hurts man
bbe 16
bbe at girlfriend' s house, her mom is there, but her dad isn' t
slitting on her couch, lean in for a kiss
gguy kicks in the door
aoh shit he' s got a gun
yhe threatens us all and orders and mother to take off their
clothes
know where this is going
ffucking NO.
him
yhe fires 3 times, misses me once
llucky as fuck, only flesh wounds, nicked my small intestine a bit
stickle him, wrestle him for gun
fiinally win, take gun
pput a bullet in his head
The next thing I remember, I was waking up in a hospital bed,
apparently I had collapsed from blood loss. It took me awhile to
wrestle the gun from him.
awake up in hospital bed two days later
ggf' s family all around, nowhere in sight
spuddenly remember she was behind me, and he missed me with one
of the bullets
aoh god no, I loved her
aask where she is, somewhat stunned
bfather, who has never liked me gets a solemn look on his face and
hands me a letter
aits from
rread it
ait says she' s leaving me because she can' t stand the fact that I
killed a man, that nothing could justify that. That I' m a monster
afells really bad man
pstart crying
ggf' s family there for me
Me now
bbe 22 years old
yhave never loved or even kissed a girl since her
sshe doesn' t talk to me anymore
sshe went off to college
took a job immediately after highschool
aliving day to day by means of Funnyjunk
knew best friend asks why I' m always so quiet and even when we go
drinking, I' never kissed a girl
iremember the whole event, tell it, and cry
sstill hurts man
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#25
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mrvalane (06/12/2012) [+]
(16 replies)
You stopped her from getting raped by risking your life. Please OP forget her and move on, she is the most ungrateful person ive heard about.
#248
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newupload **User deleted account** (06/13/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
"can't stand the fact that you killed a man, nothing can justify that"
how bout the fact that i prevented you from being raped multiple times you ungrateful bitch.
how bout the fact that i prevented you from being raped multiple times you ungrateful bitch.
#16
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uranoob (06/12/2012) [-] She fucking... She left you for saving her life?
OP, never in my life have I had more sympathy for someone.
You are in dire need of the biggest of bro-hugs.
OP, never in my life have I had more sympathy for someone.
You are in dire need of the biggest of bro-hugs.
#182
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Mozzak (06/13/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Be 18
>At gf's house playing mario kart
>A nigger comes in through the window.
>Grab my laser gun I made in 2nd grade>
>Shoot him in the face
>The laser bounces off his face
>Wake up 2 days later in a hospital
>I see my gf's family around me
>There is a man in a black suit with glasses on
>Tells me the nigger is an alien and my girlfriend a hologram
>Gf's family disapears
>My burgers got cold and I don't have a microwave
Feelsbadman.jpg
>At gf's house playing mario kart
>A nigger comes in through the window.
>Grab my laser gun I made in 2nd grade>
>Shoot him in the face
>The laser bounces off his face
>Wake up 2 days later in a hospital
>I see my gf's family around me
>There is a man in a black suit with glasses on
>Tells me the nigger is an alien and my girlfriend a hologram
>Gf's family disapears
>My burgers got cold and I don't have a microwave
Feelsbadman.jpg
#593
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dshfdgf (06/13/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
>find out where she lives
>go to her house
>get out gun, enforce rape
>realise she has a daughter now
>dafuq? oh well, more pussy
>get them both to strip
>suddenly motherfucker out of nowhere
>shoots you
>turns out is daughters boyfriend
>daughter breaks up with boyfriend
>infinite loop enabled
>go to her house
>get out gun, enforce rape
>realise she has a daughter now
>dafuq? oh well, more pussy
>get them both to strip
>suddenly motherfucker out of nowhere
>shoots you
>turns out is daughters boyfriend
>daughter breaks up with boyfriend
>infinite loop enabled
#261
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slandersalamander ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-] Would you mind providing evidence to back your story up?
If it's true, then I feel for ya, man.
If it's true, then I feel for ya, man.
#462
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flipoutt (06/13/2012) [+]
(33 replies)
< EXTREMELY long, but worth it.
OP, that is a girl who doesn't deserve you. You killed someone to PROTECT her. If she's too stupid to see that, she isn't worth it. She could have died. But you saved her. She's completely ungrateful. There are better fish in the pond.
I salute you, Brother.
OP, that is a girl who doesn't deserve you. You killed someone to PROTECT her. If she's too stupid to see that, she isn't worth it. She could have died. But you saved her. She's completely ungrateful. There are better fish in the pond.
I salute you, Brother.
#286
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N. Korean citizen (06/13/2012) [-] Takes bullets for Gf... she dumps ....Women logic... Nonexistant
#29
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bitchimflawless (06/12/2012) [-] OP, please move on. You are the most amazing and brave person I have ever heard of, you're not a monster that guy was a monster he was going to rape and possibly kill your girlfriend and her mother. You're a hero and you deserve a wonderful girl who will understand and appreciate how lucky she is to have you, not this ungrateful and mean girl. Please move on I hate to see someone like you so sad.
#618
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Welshhobo (06/13/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Be 15
>Be over my crushes house, watching a film
>She looks up at me, and i at her
>Lean in for kiss
>*CRASH*
>OH YEAAHHH
>Kool-aid guy breaks through the wall, and stamps on her cat
>The spaghetti in my pocket starts to feel damp
>I pull out my wallet and flash a condom at the Kool-Aid man
>He gets embarrassed
>Spaghetti falls out of his jug
>Even more embarrassed
>Black out
>I wake up 3 days later
>GFs family all around me
>GF nowhere to be seen
>I remember some of the spaghetti landed on her
>It wasn't even christmas
>MFW when her family hand me her spaghetti.
>Be over my crushes house, watching a film
>She looks up at me, and i at her
>Lean in for kiss
>*CRASH*
>OH YEAAHHH
>Kool-aid guy breaks through the wall, and stamps on her cat
>The spaghetti in my pocket starts to feel damp
>I pull out my wallet and flash a condom at the Kool-Aid man
>He gets embarrassed
>Spaghetti falls out of his jug
>Even more embarrassed
>Black out
>I wake up 3 days later
>GFs family all around me
>GF nowhere to be seen
>I remember some of the spaghetti landed on her
>It wasn't even christmas
>MFW when her family hand me her spaghetti.
