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#33 - coledood (06/26/2013) [-]
EXPECTATION: Have a few beers and get a nice buzz with your bros and then later hookup with a girl, go back to your place and have the sexy time. And then hit it in the mornin'.   
   
REALITY: Have way too many beers with the boys, and smoke some weed out back with the boys. Come back inside, talk to girls but too nervous make a real move on her. Never close the deal.. Go home, jack off if you're not too 						******					 and pass out. Wake up in the mornin' and say "Fuuuck i shoulda hooked up with that broad, I'll get her next party".
EXPECTATION: Have a few beers and get a nice buzz with your bros and then later hookup with a girl, go back to your place and have the sexy time. And then hit it in the mornin'.

REALITY: Have way too many beers with the boys, and smoke some weed out back with the boys. Come back inside, talk to girls but too nervous make a real move on her. Never close the deal.. Go home, jack off if you're not too ****** and pass out. Wake up in the mornin' and say "Fuuuck i shoulda hooked up with that broad, I'll get her next party".
#60 to #33 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2013) [-]
this is story of my life
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