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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - robogroovy
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Today, you are no average poster.       You are a man.
Today, you are no average poster. You are a man.
User avatar #290 to #1 - techjoker
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An average man.
User avatar #288 to #1 - dandlelion
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If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
-Rudyard Kipling
User avatar #140 to #1 - kanatana [OP]
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Dunno if you have seen it yet, but I just hit Top 20 in a bit under 8 hours... And I'm glad I could take you there with me.
User avatar #347 to #140 - robogroovy
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Hey man, that's the wonderful community we live in. If you go up, you take someone with you. Thanks a lot, and congratulations,
User avatar #348 to #347 - kanatana [OP]
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Welcome, and thanks
#279 to #1 - nomadfourohthree
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I'm the 666th like.
I'm the 666th like.
#3 to #1 - kanatana [OP]
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#127 to #3 - invalidcupcake
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**invalidcupcake rolled a random image posted in comment #8222186 at girguy's beta & cringe board. friendzoned forever. ** you will make it... I swear to you
#256 to #3 - skeidar
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**skeidar rolled a random image posted in comment #962290 at Friendly ** aaaaand you did it.
User avatar #97 - radeckal
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Mulan - i'll make a man out of you Relevance.
#158 to #97 - anon id: 800be169
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Ive been listening to this song non stop today. Kind of a weird coincidence
User avatar #228 to #158 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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you could say that's mysterious as the dark side of the moon
User avatar #110 to #97 - darkor
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i prefer the jackie chan version Mulan-I'll Make a Man Out of You-(Mandarin)
User avatar #99 to #97 - kanatana [OP]
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You brilliant bastard, I should have thought of that!
#226 to #97 - goonzooz
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I'll Make a Mann Out of You [SFM]

Thought that this would be enjoyed by all as well.
User avatar #227 to #226 - radeckal
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This is wonderful!
User avatar #310 - kanatana [OP]
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Holy ******* ****, guys. I can't believe that this has gotten the thumbs and attention it has so far. Thanks!
User avatar #336 to #310 - anbieter
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You better bless the rains down in aaaafricaaaaa
User avatar #324 to #310 - Yeaaaahhhh
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Damn, I think it's because this applies to everyday life as well, you made my ******* day with this.
User avatar #325 to #324 - kanatana [OP]
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If I could brighten your day or maybe inspire you to be a little better, then I think I did what I set out to do.

I just... I just like helping people, you know?
#6 - jackthexiv
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You my not be #1,   
But... yeah.. you're cool, i dont know where that was going
You my not be #1,
But... yeah.. you're cool, i dont know where that was going
User avatar #319 to #6 - kanatana [OP]
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Dude, you're getting MAD thumbs for this. Good job.
User avatar #329 to #319 - jackthexiv
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i didnt know where i was going with this, i get free thumbs from colbert punching an eagle claw
#331 to #329 - kanatana [OP]
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Living the American dream, buddy.
Living the American dream, buddy.
#7 to #6 - kanatana [OP]
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Thanks, I gotcha, man.
Thanks, I gotcha, man.
User avatar #102 - skyrimsword
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Okay i don't get it, is Kim Jong Un really the creater of this website? I don't think so, who even decided that in the first place?
User avatar #255 to #102 - garin
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But your name in bluer than mine? Have you been absent for a while?
User avatar #291 to #255 - dandlelion
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Guys we don't talk about our glorious leader. Lurk more
User avatar #259 to #102 - marcassin
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admin's profil pic
#304 to #102 - alexanderh
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It's a joke. It's been going on for quite a while now.
User avatar #335 to #102 - thedarkestrogue
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i dont get what people are saying, you are technically right.
He's not the first admin, he only took over the website.
#105 to #102 - kanatana [OP]
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User avatar #248 to #105 - bushingenna
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that picture has never been so relevant as it is now
User avatar #318 to #248 - kanatana [OP]
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16 hours later, and I actually pity the dude for all the red thumbs.
User avatar #249 to #105 - folkflunky
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I haven't been here for long, under a year really, so I would like an explanation about the whole Kim Jong Un thing.
User avatar #261 to #249 - abstractpink
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Kim Jong-un became the leader of the site as Kim Jong-il went to conquer heaven before the Americans
#2 - thelizardlord
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That's the spirit. I too strive for gaining respect on this site, even if only among the fallout fans.
Good luck on your quest, and steel be with you.
#270 to #2 - canadianbetamale
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As someone with a knowledge of Fallout based on my Fallout friend's knowledge and the wiki.

You have my respect for keeping me informed with rumors and stuff, helps me 1-up my pal every now and then.
User avatar #124 to #2 - biodead
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You are my favorite poster by far, good job smoothskin.
#176 to #2 - passwordismine
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**** yeah fallout
**** yeah fallout
User avatar #4 to #2 - kanatana [OP]
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Luck be with you on your quest, my friend.
#109 to #2 - theseamonster
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Yeah! Us Fallout lovers gotta stick together.
Yeah! Us Fallout lovers gotta stick together.
#82 - mudkipfucker
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Believe in yourself    
 I would love to see you become top one day
Believe in yourself
I would love to see you become top one day
User avatar #162 to #82 - oxymoronking
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is it lonely at the top?
User avatar #84 to #82 - kanatana [OP]
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Wow, thanks dude. That really means a lot coming from you.
User avatar #205 - AdamBaum
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I was 98 percent sure OP was gonna reveal that guy rock climbing was him and he was gonna say "But I can climb a mountain with my bare hands."
#206 to #205 - kanatana [OP]
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Nah, not my style.

But I can ride my bike with no handlebars, tie a knot in a cherry stem, and take apart a remote control (though I might not be able to put it back together).
User avatar #237 to #206 - allhailshrek
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But can you lead a nation with a microphone, split the atoms of a molcule?

Is you reach global, cause noble, power pure and tower secure?

And most importantly, can you end the world in a holocaust?
User avatar #293 to #237 - kanatana [OP]
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You'd best ******* believe it, mate.
#262 to #237 - anon id: 49b8a834
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flobots
#294 to #206 - ratstroke
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I love how you never said you can tie a knot with your tongue, just that you can tie a knot
User avatar #295 to #294 - kanatana [OP]
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It's a direct quote from "Handlebars" actually.
#296 to #295 - ratstroke
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and there i thought i was being clever
User avatar #297 to #296 - kanatana [OP]
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it's a brilliant song. Go check out the album, "Fight With Tools". So many good songs, so many platypus references.
#298 to #297 - ratstroke
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i know the song itself, however i never listened to the album, ill do so now
User avatar #299 to #298 - kanatana [OP]
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Good Survival Story is also most excellent.
#300 to #299 - ratstroke
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downloading discography as we speak
User avatar #301 to #300 - kanatana [OP]
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YOU CRIMINAL SCUM
#302 to #301 - ratstroke
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i shouldnt have said that out loud
i shouldnt have said that out loud
#303 to #302 - kanatana [OP]
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#306 to #303 - ratstroke
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well after i listen to both albums ill tell ya what i think. So far the first 5 minutes of Fight With Tools sounds pretty intense.
User avatar #367 to #306 - kanatana [OP]
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So, did you ever listen to that album all the way through?
#368 to #367 - ratstroke
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how much whiskey have you been drinking?
Cant you remember we had quite a long chat and i told you i listened to most of the discography at the end and i really enjoyed it?
Well anyways, thanks for showing me their albums, have a great day!
User avatar #369 to #368 - kanatana [OP]
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Damn, sorry. I was hospitalized not too long after I posted this, and honestly a lot from that time of life is still a little bit of a blur.
User avatar #307 to #306 - kanatana [OP]
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Damn straight. Hit me up later, dude.
User avatar #254 to #206 - takesomemorewater
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You're a genius
User avatar #292 to #254 - kanatana [OP]
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I have my moments, few and far between
#10 - sepherif
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#239 to #10 - yuukoku
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#202 - yourdj
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being popular here is like being the cool kid in a special ed class
being popular here is like being the cool kid in a special ed class
User avatar #207 to #202 - turdmurpson
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or the smartest kid with down syndrome
#268 to #202 - joikacake
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User avatar #203 to #202 - kanatana [OP]
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I was the cool kid in the special ed class
#209 to #203 - yourdj
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look all im saying is If Funny junk was in a 5th grade art class.  . . He would be the one eating glue
look all im saying is If Funny junk was in a 5th grade art class. . . He would be the one eating glue
User avatar #238 to #209 - allhailshrek
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>not eating glue in 5th grade
You disgust me.
User avatar #210 to #209 - kanatana [OP]
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Who, OP?
User avatar #245 to #210 - mrnoodlez
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I think he meant if the funnyjunk website was a person.
#74 - ICEDgrunge
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Well at least your talent doesn't involve ******** at terminal velocity.