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Deadlydeeds. done for free 1.62% oc. When the first living, thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished, I' ll

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When the first living, thing existed,
I was there waiting.
When the last living thing dies,
my job will be finished,
I' ll put the chairs en the tables,
turn out the lights,
and lock the universe
behind me as I leer-
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Submitted: 11/25/2012
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#22 - pulu (11/25/2012) [+] (11 replies)
But where does he leave?
User avatar #24 - thehans (11/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
why would you need to lock the universe

no one is left to break in
User avatar #114 to #24 - sortoathepenguin (11/25/2012) [-]
The universe is black.
User avatar #53 - masterjames (11/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i saw a great coomment on death a couple days ago "I like to imagine death as more of a mother-figure. Truly. His job is to guide people to the afterlife, right? Well what happens when you die? You go to a cold, dark place. You are scared and alone and confused and don't know what to do; and then you hear a soothing voice, a man carrying a lamp and a clock comes fourth and tells you it will be okay, and that he will help you no matter what. And he listens to your stories and laughs with you and cries with you, and asks if you want to take his hand as you walk. He has endless compassion and patience, but still resolves to his duty to guide.

Perhaps that is why there are ghosts too, as he listens to your story as you tell him how much work you have left to do and what you HAVE to do before you can truly find peace, and he understands and leaves you his lamp, telling you to call anytime you want to go.

I think that thought is rather nice"
-all credit to **************** .... not mine, just felt like sharing
#31 - phanact (11/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So hes a janitor.

Also

OP

Why is this 1.62% OC?
#187 - BossTamsy (11/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I guess you could say...he's dead serious about that.
#190 to #187 - krome (11/26/2012) [-]
I will rape everything you love.
User avatar #16 - liquidfunny (11/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
this is irrelevant, but why in school do you have to stack your chairs or put them on desks and the end of the day?
#18 to #16 - OhHey (11/25/2012) [-]
It makes it a lot easier for the janitors to vacuum.
#26 - inathecold (11/25/2012) [-]
Death is a janitor, that cleans up bodies.
#246 - whogivesadarn (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#112 - buthow (11/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Life is a game, so let us play until we lose.
#92 - irokk (11/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Death doesn't sound like such a bad guy.

Can you imagine what it would feel like if you had to walk to the afterlife on your own?
#192 - stillblix (11/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Does he even get paid?
#155 - Heaney (11/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**Heaney rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at no title ** the thing that rapes my anus before murdering me.
#204 - castielsleviathan (11/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**castielsleviathan rolled a random image posted in comment #1786211 at MLP Friendly Board ** how I shall die
#253 - chaoticlaw (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I think this is sad, cool, and a bit funny.
#70 - TARDIS (11/25/2012) [-]
#36 - duffry (11/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I just got the image of death putting every chair in the universe on a table. Stopping for a moment after the millionth or so, sighing and continuing on.
User avatar #5 - fudgepotato (11/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Done dead cheap.
User avatar #241 - therealgaige (11/26/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Hyperion asks:
Why die when you can REPAWN???
#243 to #241 - sissywoo (11/26/2012) [-]
REPAWN

Sorry bro, no refunds accepted
#20 - witleshacker (11/25/2012) [-]
I could only think of the Doctor.
I could only think of the Doctor.
User avatar #372 - Schwarzenegger (11/28/2012) [-]
When the first living thing existed,
I was there waiting.

When the last living thing dies,
my job will be finished.

I'll put the chairs on the tables,
turn out the lights,
and lock the universe
behind me as I leave.

...and then, I will move on to the next one.

-Death
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