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#111 - tomsawyerrush (06/12/2012) [-]
Thumbs for all us less than in the middle boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#118 to #111 - spacedeputy (06/12/2012) [-]
it sucks being both the middle boy and the middle child... no love whatsoever
#176 to #118 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
>Kill your brother/sister
>Work on yourself
>????
>PROFIT
#113 to #111 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
Work out...
have some determination, stop being a pussy.
Then you'll be above average.
User avatar #137 to #113 - spacedeputy (06/12/2012) [-]
if you work out and then get old and lose the ability to work out all that muscle becomes fat.... i dont wanna get fat
#157 to #137 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
Working out = losing fat.
Working out does not mean getting bigger muscles.
User avatar #134 to #113 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (06/12/2012) [-]
Indeed sir
When people just whine about how they're forever alone and get in that mindset, nothing ever gets solved
User avatar #122 to #113 - tomsawyerrush (06/12/2012) [-]
It was a joke asshole, I don't need your "advice" on how to be a better man.
#128 to #122 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
Less than average is not good man.
Just saying.
User avatar #121 to #113 - shaftyface (06/12/2012) [-]
>Implying people that work out are automaticly better than people that dont purely for that.
>Implying working out makes you cool
>Implying working out makes you popular
>Implying working out makes you more attractive
>Implying
>Implying
>Implying
>Implying
>Implying
#142 to #121 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
>1.Implying people that work out are automaticly better than people that dont purely for that.
>2. Implying working out makes you cool
>3. Implying working out makes you popular
>4. Implying working out makes you more attractive
1. You don't have to work out a lot, just keep in shape.
If you have some fat over your skin it's natural, a sixpack isn't and would help you in no way at all.
2. Actually, I never said that, determination and confidence is key.
3. Being more social makes you more popular, and being cool isn't all about being a douche. If you grow as a person you'll soon enough find that it's really important to act both natural and normal. Don't waste your life being a dick. (not talking to people, stay with yourself and hate on others).
4. Working out makes you more attractive, but there's always a limit.
Attractiveness isn't all about body, but lets be honest. Did YOU ever give that fat girl/boy at school a chance? Didn't think so.
User avatar #171 to #142 - spacedeputy (06/12/2012) [-]
speaking for myself and not meaning anything by it,
1. im not in shape but appear as though i am,, i cant keep in shape for long because of medical problems
2. thats why he said implying
3. some people cant be social no matter how hard they try ie. in the form of panic attacks or pathologically antisocial
4. not always but yes that is usually the case, and i always give every girl the same type of chance which is why i only ever had 1 girlfriend who wasn't fat
#195 to #171 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
1. Doesn't matter, if you look like you're in shape and you have social skills you'll inevitably get a girlfriend sooner or later, you just gotta want it. Man up, get advice etc.
2. I understood that.
3. Yes, but that's rather rare. Last time I had a discussion about social skills the guy I was talking to also said that. Might be lies. You can always fight against a fobia, one might have had enough of it and go for it once in a lifetime, you just have to get support from your close ones and friends. They will back you up. But in this case, social attributes might be hard to find, so advice from a professional might be better for a start.
4. You should get a girl that's on your own "level". Don't look at this the wrong way. How do you look at yourself? Do you deserve them? Why? or why not? What can you work on? Atleast this is what I do.

I wasn't really social the first 7 years of my school-time. I had to be with 4 people that were immensely different than me, so I became negative all day long. My little brother also teased me for 12 years. So I couldn't be happy at home either.
But one day I walked home and thought, I'm gonna become a better person, I've been a jerk and never talked to any of the other people in my class. I never smile, and I never give compliments.

User avatar #205 to #195 - spacedeputy (06/12/2012) [-]
i guess i was anti social because all the people (literally 98%) in my school were ******* , not black people just full out problem causing *******
#210 to #205 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
If any of those 2% goes in your class, get to know them.
Otherwise, no ones blaming you.
Just start acting like the biggest badass ever.
(warning, must be badass to act like one. Or else biggest fail ever)
User avatar #218 to #210 - spacedeputy (06/12/2012) [-]
i tried to but they wer usually all in relationships too, also i that fail happened to me before
User avatar #151 to #142 - shaftyface (06/12/2012) [-]
Ok fair enough, you made some good points. But the way your comment was worded, just seemed like you were being close-minded, I mean how do you know what he is like? What if he's buff as **** and confident? Just not popular? Does happen.

Also, I dont discriminate based on weight. I work with alot of people that I would say can stand to lose some weight but I treat them the same as everyone else :P
User avatar #191 to #151 - spacedeputy (06/12/2012) [-]
thats why i was speaking for myself, im not popular but im usually confident, sometimes i would be straight forward and ask a girl i know "do you want to go on a date" other times i take it slow and talk to them for a while and then ask them out, sometimes it's a flat out no or laugh to the face but more often than not what has happened to me is they smile say "ok" and walk away, after that and then when i see them again and ask the follow up question they say "i thought you were joking" or "im not looking for a relationship" [then end up going out with your friend in one instance]
#180 to #151 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
I was not just talking to him, but he was taking pity on other people's forever alone-ness.
And you can ALWAYS work on your social skills. Even with medical disabilities.
#129 to #121 - Krathalos (06/12/2012) [-]
To most girls, working out does in fact make you more attractive.

Being in good physical shape also makes you have a good physical appearance, if only for your body.

It's still more personality than it is physical appearance though.
User avatar #133 to #129 - shaftyface (06/12/2012) [-]
Im agree About personality, Im just glad your not someone that thinks Girls are only intrested in how buff a guy is, ***** me off xD
#116 to #113 - darkdemak (06/12/2012) [-]
Get off your period bro
#125 to #116 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
you say i period butt cll meh bro...
legic?
#124 to #116 - Krathalos (06/12/2012) [-]
Except he's right. All the people who complain about being forever alone have no ambition to stop being forever alone, yet they continue to complain about it.


Girls don't really have high standards. They just want a man who's confident and willing to talk to them. I see more girls with ugly guys than I do guys with ugly girls.
User avatar #131 to #124 - tomsawyerrush (06/12/2012) [-]
I respect your point, but your defending someone who is taking a joke like a dick up the ass.
#148 to #131 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm just saying that I'm sick of hearing people complain about how "bad" people that are more popular are.
It's like the unpopular get together and share their negative attitudes.
The majority of the average, neutrals here are often in silence.
I hate how people can't man up and stop complaining.
I also hate how this kid gains approval from it.
User avatar #155 to #148 - tomsawyerrush (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm just sayin', I post something that's not necessarily true as a joke and you have to be an asshole to sound like a bigger man than me. Just appreciate the joke or don't and don't get your feelings hurt about it. When you get bent out of shape about something so little, you need to listen to your own advice and stop being a pussy.
#164 to #155 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
You're not getting the point.
I'm not getting butthurt here.
I'm not sounding like a bigger man than you.
I'm just saying that YOU SHOULD NOT MAKE FOREVER ALONE-PEOPLE TAKE PITY ON THEMSELVES. IT IS NEITHER FUNNY NOR ACCEPTABLE IN ANY WAY.
#143 to #131 - Krathalos (06/12/2012) [-]
He's an idiot, but he's right in this situation. If all the friend zoned people would stop complaining about being friend zoned and actually do something to get out of it, there'd be a lot less forever alone complaints.
User avatar #147 to #143 - tomsawyerrush (06/12/2012) [-]
Again, I respect your point, but this is funnyjunk, a place to post jokes, not to preach.
#154 to #147 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
But, people come here to support their own opinions.
Don't you agree?
Many might be forever alone, so they talk to eachother to make them feel like it's nothing they can do, and to know that they are not alone.
Taking pity in a situation like that is wrong, you should do something about it.
If I were to help even one person it would make my day.
Because humans need progress, not pity.
User avatar #162 to #154 - tomsawyerrush (06/12/2012) [-]
I agree people come here to support their opinions, but is that what this site is really for? I don't come here to preach, I come here to laugh, but I inevitably end up in a situation like this.
#167 to #162 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
Discussions are meant to happen.
And as I said:
If I were to help even one person not to be forever alone it would make my day.
User avatar #178 to #167 - tomsawyerrush (06/12/2012) [-]
But if I were to tell you I'm not really forever alone and all of this was because of something I said to make people laugh, then you're wasting your time preaching to me that you could be "helping even one person not to be forever alone." What I'm saying is not everyone needs your "help".
#201 to #178 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
CAPS LOOOCK!!
#200 to #178 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
You're stupid.
I've said it 3 times now.
You're not the only one who WAS reading this.
You were TAKING PITY FROM FOREVER ALONE'S.
WHICH IS BAD.
BAD..
DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD?
#222 to #200 - tomsawyerrush (06/12/2012) [-]
Someone's jimmies have been rustled..... U MAD?
#237 to #222 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
Oh.. Jimmies.. that's so original..
Cause 4chan is sooo cool...
I'm soo cool for copying 4chan and every ******* site there is.
I'm sooo original...

^you.
User avatar #241 to #237 - tomsawyerrush (06/12/2012) [-]
Never said I'm cool. You're the one claiming to be such a badass. I never said i'm original. I'm just saying that you need to stop getting so worked up over this stupid **** . Can we end this argument now sir. I respectfully propose that we stop acting like children.
#257 to #241 - lastsamurai (06/12/2012) [-]
Agreed.

... faggot ..
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