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TAKE TIME TO HERE THIS
A depressed swimmer went to practice
overnight. The lights were all turned off
and only the moonlight was the only light.
He climbed up to the highest diving
board of the pool and extended
his arms out, He noticed his shadow
formed a was shape, Instead of diving,
he prayed for God to some into his life.
Then suddenly someone came in and
turned the lights on.
The swimmer knelt down and cried when
he saw that the pool has been drained
for repairs,
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Submitted: 07/16/2013
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#4 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
He didnt the water, he didnt smell the water, it was bright enough to see a shadow but not see water, he didnt see any notices the pool was closed or drained, no one else was near the poll to let him in. Pretty BS story bro
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
the story would have been better if he jumped and died a horrible death.
#35 - cupotruth (07/16/2013) [-]
If there was moonlight why didn't he realize there was no water.

Wouldn't it reflect if it was there?

Also why the hell is this even here?
#15 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
Fucking Bullshit. So he could find his way to the top of the diving board in the dark but he couldnt see that the pool had no water in it?
#21 - DoctorWaffless (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Too bad every pool has covers, he would have noticed no waiter when he took them off
User avatar #24 to #21 - bothemastaofall (07/16/2013) [-]
I would have noticed no waiter when I wasn't offered a seat within 5 minutes of arriving in an empty resturaunt
#42 - thunderpony (07/16/2013) [-]
or he could not of bin a dumb bitch and turned on the lights in the first place. MFW you try to make me feel
or he could not of bin a dumb bitch and turned on the lights in the first place. MFW you try to make me feel
#33 - Mozzak (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I hope he got arrested for public nudity then.
I hope he got arrested for public nudity then.
User avatar #34 to #33 - redrex (07/16/2013) [-]
who the fuck says he was naked?
#31 - rapebear (07/16/2013) [-]
omg so butiful i cri evrtim

Leave this shit on those FB pages that make you like to fight Satan or some shit.
#44 - anonymous (08/07/2013) [-]
"Wow so inspirational I believe in god now." -No one ever

God lets kids rot to death in Africa and pedophiles steal kids away from their families. If there is a god, he's the cruelest mother fucker to have lived.
#38 - thefasrdog (07/16/2013) [-]
MFW "Take time to read this"
MFW "Take time to read this"
#36 - widar (07/16/2013) [-]
I hate stories like this, because even if they're true, they hold no meaning at all.
User avatar #32 - vonspyder ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hese also fucking blind since moonlight reflects off of the surface of water...as Lewis Black once said: "The good die young, and pricks live forever."
#27 - royalunicorn (07/16/2013) [-]
At first I read "swinger" and couldn't understand what he's doing alone in pool..
User avatar #23 - FJSoldier (07/16/2013) [-]
Seems legit
#20 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
only the moonlight was the only light was it? immediately skip posts when i see asshat grammar like that
#18 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
And in the comments you'll find atheists and people who think a fictional story should be flawless
User avatar #7 - nonameforyou (07/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Ever notice that christians support their faith with 'Miracles", then support their miracles with their faith? "Oh, god is real because jesus came back from the dead! What do you mean, historical evidence that wasn't written by a christian? God did it, thats all the proof we need!"
#19 to #7 - originalanonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
Well currently we all believe we are made of tiny balls that bounce around and create energy so a god creating a universe sounds like it could of happened.
#41 - arthuun (07/16/2013) [-]
Aha that reminds me of the story about the Westford woman who dove headfirst into an empty pool while she was drunk. Her friend said she heard her scream "Geronimo!" and then she heard a loud crunch and some moaning... It's too bad she didn't take the time to praise Jesus before she jumped...
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#39 - antigravitycake (07/16/2013) [-]
genuine mfw
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