Clayface. .. I'd just transform into a version of myself with a bigger dick. Win-win for me. Clayface I'd just transform into a version of myself with bigger dick Win-win for me
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - santsbro
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When he says "Not yourself", it does not mean your body, but your thoughts. You will never be you again, you will be a new person. You won't remember your friends, or your values. You will have nothing but your new form. Now, do you really want it?
User avatar #37 to #5 - zight
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this is like that picture of "what the author meant" and "what your teacher thought the author meant".
and my answer to the button is press it. ill just turn into my twin
#40 to #5 - carrickman
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That doesn't make sense. You wouldn't be able to use the power ever again since you wouldn't remember you had it and wouldn't be "you" anymore. You'd be able to remember, have values, and turn into the closest version of yourself you could. For instance you, with a mustache or more fit.
User avatar #41 to #5 - cyborgjunky
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Is that you, Bernard Williams?
User avatar #49 to #5 - bjornkrage
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leave and never ******* return.

what you won't remember won't hurt you.
#51 to #5 - blokrokker
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#6 to #5 - utarefson [OP]
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#22 to #5 - anon id: 9aba5889
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So I'd be a Time Lord who lost his Fob Watch?
Anon because too lazy to log in.
User avatar #92 to #5 - adzodeux
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**** yes.
#93 to #5 - ishotthedeputy
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But then you wouldn't remember pressing the button
User avatar #100 to #5 - XzipitX
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well then you could only transform once, because you wouldn't remember that your past self had that ability.
User avatar #111 to #5 - biohazar
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So no Ex GF memories ?, it sound good to me
#20 to #5 - orosenkai
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I am pretty sure that is no twhat he meant. As clay face knew what he was doing. So yea. Pretty sure just means your basic body.
User avatar #85 to #5 - rainbowrush
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Doubt it. Then you wouldn't transform, but rather die. A new person would be born, completely different.
#24 to #5 - zehprawn
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That's deep man...
#34 to #5 - infinitereaper
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Actually I'm not sure what it actually means, since the English implies you can doppelganger but never retain your true form. But giving your interpretation (which is pretty cool) a go.

**** yeah I'd want it.
After all I wish I had never been born, I wish I had never existed in the first place. I've got the desire and ambitions of infinity within me. In truth I want to be a god, but I'm useless, talentless, powerless, and weak. My health is terrible and I'm in pain all the time. Ultimately I am failed model.

Changing into someone with prowess, genius, talent, and a superior body sounds good to me.

I'd sacrifice anything to become more than I currently am.
Such is my ambition.
User avatar #29 to #5 - joeyliquid
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Well... I think if you were suicidal that button would probably be the best button in the world for them. It's literally restart.
User avatar #88 to #5 - igotyou
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yes,
before I die I would change myself into someone way younger.
User avatar #8 to #5 - thamuz
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If I can be myself as I am in Eve Online,an insane arms merchant who argues with the saner half all the time,then **** yes,i gladly will do it.

And since when do members have to do captchas again?
#87 to #5 - xAELiTe
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User avatar #44 to #5 - rollmenot
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Well I'm a total dick in real life, sometimes when someone looks completely innocent I imagine them in the most horrific scenarios, suffering some of the worst fates. Then I snap out of it and wonder why I'm such a prick. So I think if I became a good person that'd be cool and ****
#72 to #5 - dafogman
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Eh...nope.   
I am who I am on the inside.     
My outward appearance does not define me.
Eh...nope.
I am who I am on the inside.
My outward appearance does not define me.
#10 to #5 - thereforeiamnot
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Wait then how do you remember that you pressed the button since that would be part of "your" thoughts? When you transform do you just suddenly become another person and think that you were living like that your entire life? Would you only be able to transform into one person since the person you become doesn't have the memory of ever having pressed the button, and therefore wouldn't know about the ability to transform into other people? Then what's the point about transforming into anyone as many times as you like? Someone please explain.
User avatar #14 to #10 - karvarausku
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it's an assumption he made. The real skill would be like clayface power in batman that your body is clay or other subject that can take forms, You could copy your paste self by how you looked, but you would never be flesh and blood like you were before. So yeah... You could copy the looks of everything, but unable to be your normal self.
#13 - jakatackka
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I'd just transform into a version of myself with a bigger dick. Win-win for me.
#33 - thewhitezombie
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User avatar #43 to #33 - shadowmaul
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push it i see no downside if you cant turn into yourself fine...it says nothing about turning into someone who looks 99% like you
User avatar #46 to #43 - thewhitezombie
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Well, I think of it this way. I can stay as an ordinary me, or become the worlds first shape-shifter. It's not that I want to be someone else, it's that I have the ability to be whoever suits me best at a given time. For example: Need to run fast? Why not be Usain Bolt? Gotta lift something heavy? There's an Olympian for that.
#59 to #46 - happyunicorn
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"There's an Olympian for that." Guys we need this quote on a relevant picture right now, this is the best thing I heard all day
#60 to #59 - thewhitezombie
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#61 to #60 - happyunicorn
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I was hoping for an Olympian doing something epic but i'm flexible, thanks definitely use this
#64 to #61 - thewhitezombie
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And this, just because it's funny and i found it while looking for the other one.
And this, just because it's funny and i found it while looking for the other one.
User avatar #77 to #64 - YeYouKnoMe
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I'm slower than a ******* turtle dude I thought those grocery bags were real for the longest time and was like "how the **** can he not lift them"
User avatar #50 to #46 - mistafishy
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OP has to be able to suck his own dick? Olympic gymnast!
User avatar #63 to #43 - thenuglife
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Well, technically humans are up to ~99,5% identical...

So I'm not sure if you'd be allowed to turn human again.
#84 to #33 - iamjustheretoroll
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**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Old Ladies LOL ** I started laughing when i sae the thumbnail for this content, cuz i kenw this gif would be here! I laff evertim
User avatar #21 - funnyrage
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well why not turn into almost you, i mean i would love to get rid of a small birthmark on my back.
User avatar #30 to #21 - jabsgreywarden
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Well that is right... But a small birthmark? I have a patch of freckles on one leg and everyone laughs about..... I have three scars on my back. I wouldn't want to get rid of them. Hmm, but yes, I like your idea.
User avatar #32 to #30 - funnyrage
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well, i don't have any scars or freckles thankfully. but if we go into detail, i would make my eyebrows a bit thinner (i mean they are so thick that if i don't take care of them-which i do- i would have a mono-brow), make my teeth snow white (i brush them every day and they still have a yellow tone), and my feet a bit smaller(i can't get any decent footwear because of their size) and i would get some muscles (no matter how hard i try i cant even get any weight on me, at least i cant see my own ribs anymore but my hands are too thin).
User avatar #35 to #32 - jabsgreywarden
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I wish I had snow-white teeth as well. Everything else is pretty much okay. If anything I would get rid of all unwanted hair. The only hair I want is on top of my head. Just rid myself of pubic, armpit, and leg hair
User avatar #66 to #21 - twixt
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I had a birthmark the size of a half-dollar on my forehead that was blue and full of blood until I was like 11. Having a birthmark on your back is not that bad, search cavernous hemangioma and venous vascular malformation, it could be a lot worse.
User avatar #67 to #66 - funnyrage
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yeah, i didn't say that it was bad, but i still would like to get rid of it.
User avatar #68 to #67 - twixt
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My philosophy is that if it's not bad enough for corrective surgery to be a necessity, don't worry about it.
User avatar #89 to #68 - funnyrage
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welp, better get my dick to the corrective surgery then. my ex said that it was cute looking like a hockey stick. please dont hurt me.
User avatar #110 to #89 - twixt
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At least it doesn't look like a hockey puck.
#26 - exceeding
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Ha i'd press it. i got an identical twinbrother.
User avatar #54 - dedaluminus
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What if you have an identical twin? Can you transform into them when you want?
User avatar #53 - TardytheTurtle
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what if you have an identical twin
User avatar #55 to #53 - dedaluminus
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GOD DAMMIT 3 ******* SECONDS
User avatar #56 to #55 - TardytheTurtle
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????
User avatar #58 to #57 - TardytheTurtle
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that's fine
I almost didn't make it
I went on to the next and came back to comment on it but the arrows **** me sometimes and I went to a different post
#47 - nicoquitemad
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In four years all cells that are currently me will be dead and forever gone.  Besides, I have ****** up fetishes to fulfill. As long as I keep my mind, yes please.
In four years all cells that are currently me will be dead and forever gone. Besides, I have ****** up fetishes to fulfill. As long as I keep my mind, yes please.
User avatar #91 to #47 - truekiller
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thanks Vsauce
User avatar #94 to #91 - nicoquitemad
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You're welcome Osama.
User avatar #79 - dbBlues
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I'd transform into a hot blonde and be a whore for a couple of days, or a me with straight teeth.
#3 - hahdumbbirch
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yes, because i could turn into Nicolas Cage, or Morgan freeman.
yes, because i could turn into Nicolas Cage, or Morgan freeman.