Clayface. .. I'd just transform into a version of myself with a bigger dick. Win-win for me.
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#5 - santsbro (11/19/2013) [+] (23 children)
stickied by utarefson
When he says "Not yourself", it does not mean your body, but your thoughts. You will never be you again, you will be a new person. You won't remember your friends, or your values. You will have nothing but your new form. Now, do you really want it?
#13 - jakatackka (11/19/2013) [-]
I'd just transform into a version of myself with a bigger dick. Win-win for me.
#33 - thewhitezombie (11/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #43 to #33 - shadowmaul (11/19/2013) [-]
push it i see no downside if you cant turn into yourself fine...it says nothing about turning into someone who looks 99% like you
User avatar #46 to #43 - thewhitezombie (11/19/2013) [-]
Well, I think of it this way. I can stay as an ordinary me, or become the worlds first shape-shifter. It's not that I want to be someone else, it's that I have the ability to be whoever suits me best at a given time. For example: Need to run fast? Why not be Usain Bolt? Gotta lift something heavy? There's an Olympian for that.
#59 to #46 - happyunicorn (11/19/2013) [-]
"There's an Olympian for that." Guys we need this quote on a relevant picture right now, this is the best thing I heard all day
#61 to #60 - happyunicorn (11/19/2013) [-]
I was hoping for an Olympian doing something epic but i'm flexible, thanks definitely use this
#64 to #61 - thewhitezombie (11/19/2013) [-]
And this, just because it's funny and i found it while looking for the other one.
And this, just because it's funny and i found it while looking for the other one.
User avatar #77 to #64 - YeYouKnoMe (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm slower than a ******* turtle dude I thought those grocery bags were real for the longest time and was like "how the **** can he not lift them"
User avatar #50 to #46 - mistafishy (11/19/2013) [-]
OP has to be able to suck his own dick? Olympic gymnast!
User avatar #63 to #43 - thenuglife (11/19/2013) [-]
Well, technically humans are up to ~99,5% identical...

So I'm not sure if you'd be allowed to turn human again.
#84 to #33 - iamjustheretoroll (11/19/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Old Ladies LOL ** I started laughing when i sae the thumbnail for this content, cuz i kenw this gif would be here! I laff evertim
User avatar #21 - funnyrage (11/19/2013) [-]
well why not turn into almost you, i mean i would love to get rid of a small birthmark on my back.
User avatar #30 to #21 - jabsgreywarden (11/19/2013) [-]
Well that is right... But a small birthmark? I have a patch of freckles on one leg and everyone laughs about..... I have three scars on my back. I wouldn't want to get rid of them. Hmm, but yes, I like your idea.
User avatar #32 to #30 - funnyrage (11/19/2013) [-]
well, i don't have any scars or freckles thankfully. but if we go into detail, i would make my eyebrows a bit thinner (i mean they are so thick that if i don't take care of them-which i do- i would have a mono-brow), make my teeth snow white (i brush them every day and they still have a yellow tone), and my feet a bit smaller(i can't get any decent footwear because of their size) and i would get some muscles (no matter how hard i try i cant even get any weight on me, at least i cant see my own ribs anymore but my hands are too thin).
User avatar #35 to #32 - jabsgreywarden (11/19/2013) [-]
I wish I had snow-white teeth as well. Everything else is pretty much okay. If anything I would get rid of all unwanted hair. The only hair I want is on top of my head. Just rid myself of pubic, armpit, and leg hair
User avatar #66 to #21 - twixt (11/19/2013) [-]
I had a birthmark the size of a half-dollar on my forehead that was blue and full of blood until I was like 11. Having a birthmark on your back is not that bad, search cavernous hemangioma and venous vascular malformation, it could be a lot worse.
User avatar #67 to #66 - funnyrage (11/19/2013) [-]
yeah, i didn't say that it was bad, but i still would like to get rid of it.
User avatar #68 to #67 - twixt (11/19/2013) [-]
My philosophy is that if it's not bad enough for corrective surgery to be a necessity, don't worry about it.
User avatar #89 to #68 - funnyrage (11/19/2013) [-]
welp, better get my dick to the corrective surgery then. my ex said that it was cute looking like a hockey stick. please dont hurt me.
User avatar #110 to #89 - twixt (11/19/2013) [-]
At least it doesn't look like a hockey puck.
#26 - exceeding (11/19/2013) [-]
Ha i'd press it. i got an identical twinbrother.
#52 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
No downside. Even if I click it, I dont have to use it, and it might come in handy at some point.
No downside. Even if I click it, I dont have to use it, and it might come in handy at some point.
User avatar #75 to #52 - YeYouKnoMe (11/19/2013) [-]
Why is this gif so funny?
#47 - nicoquitemad (11/19/2013) [-]
In four years all cells that are currently me will be dead and forever gone.  Besides, I have 			******		 up fetishes to fulfill. As long as I keep my mind, yes please.
In four years all cells that are currently me will be dead and forever gone. Besides, I have ****** up fetishes to fulfill. As long as I keep my mind, yes please.
User avatar #91 to #47 - truekiller (11/19/2013) [-]
thanks Vsauce
User avatar #94 to #91 - nicoquitemad (11/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome Osama.
User avatar #79 - dbBlues (11/19/2013) [-]
I'd transform into a hot blonde and be a whore for a couple of days, or a me with straight teeth.
#3 - hahdumbbirch (11/18/2013) [-]
yes, because i could turn into Nicolas Cage, or Morgan freeman.
yes, because i could turn into Nicolas Cage, or Morgan freeman.
User avatar #53 - TardytheTurtle (11/19/2013) [-]
what if you have an identical twin
User avatar #55 to #53 - dedaluminus (11/19/2013) [-]
GOD DAMMIT 3 ******* SECONDS
User avatar #56 to #55 - TardytheTurtle (11/19/2013) [-]
????
User avatar #58 to #57 - TardytheTurtle (11/19/2013) [-]
that's fine
I almost didn't make it
I went on to the next and came back to comment on it but the arrows **** me sometimes and I went to a different post
User avatar #54 - dedaluminus (11/19/2013) [-]
What if you have an identical twin? Can you transform into them when you want?
#98 - Mesmus (11/19/2013) [-]
**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #127 at What happened here? ** my transformation
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#74 - xchewsifferx (11/19/2013) [-]
Why would i be myself when i could be Bradley Cooper?

<--- Truly a God among us
User avatar #71 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
From now on, I will live on as Scarlet Johanson.
User avatar #69 - jackknapp (11/19/2013) [-]
Transform back into myself but with a bigger dick.
User avatar #70 to #69 - jackknapp (11/19/2013) [-]
Oh I just ready the sticky comment.

Still do it.
User avatar #18 - platapus (11/19/2013) [-]
I am the one and only lyrics

nope
User avatar #45 to #18 - nicoquitemad (11/19/2013) [-]
I enjoyed that song.
#16 - harbydeath ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - BerryLicious (11/18/2013) [-]
Fine by me. I'd just have the appearence of a slimmer, more muscular me.
User avatar #2 - iamnuff ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
absolutely.

First, I'd find a way to prove my power to my friends and family, then Id take massive advantage of it to make myself better looking/more emploable looking (if probably use photogentic race guy, as my new default form)
User avatar #1 - worshippingbensho (11/18/2013) [-]
then i can transform myself into a copy of myself which is altered just slightly... and would never die by a sickness cause i'd just transform myself into a healthy body so **** yes i'd press it.
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