Apollo 11 disaster speech. This is the speech Nixon would've had to give to the world, if Armstrong and Aldrin were to be stranded on the moon during the apollo
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Apollo 11 disaster speech

This is the speech Nixon would've had to give to the world, if Armstrong and Aldrin were to be stranded on the moon during the apollo 11 mission. This shit didn't even happen and it almost made me cry.

To l H. R. Dudeman
Frony Bill Seine July It 1969.
IN EVENT OF MOON DISASTER:
Fete hes ordained that the men who went to the moon to
explore in peace will Hey on the moon to rest in pence.
These brave men. Neil Armstrong end Edwin Aldrin, new
that there he no hope for their But they else know that there
hope for mankind in their everi_ faee..
These we men are laying down their lives in mankind‘:
more noble goals the search for truth end understanding.
They will be mourned by the" r i' en' filies and frienda; they
will be mourned by their tuition: they will be mourned by the people of
the world; they will he mourned try a Mother Earth that dared eend we
of her eons into the unknown.
In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to
feel its one: in their , they bind more tightly the brotherhood
rd men.
In inocent dew. men looked at were and new their heroes in
the constellations. In modern timee, we do much the seine, but our heroes.
are epic men of neah and blood.
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#4 - karmakoala (06/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm not gonna say fake, but three men went on the lunar mission.

That poor bastard #3 never gets remembered. Picture related.
#1 - bakajack (06/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
what about the third bloke, just gonna go right ahead and forget about him.
User avatar #2 to #1 - dunkleosteus (06/06/2013) [-]
he was in orbit around the moon, so he would still have been able to get home
User avatar #18 - drastronomy ONLINE (06/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
reminds me of kerbal space program....


i think i have 3 or four guys just sitting there because my liquid engine exploded....they have been waiting 14 years for someone to rescue them

poor bob, bill and jebediah....
#14 - uhduhello (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Vsauce inspired post?
Vsauce inspired post?
#24 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
Wow..what a well written speech. Why does it feel like speeches nowadays don't compare to what was written in the past? Political figures and the powerful alike should really hire better writers...or be more philosophical themselves.
User avatar #23 - zakaizer (06/06/2013) [-]
Shows that they had a good amount of faith in themselves at least, right?
#16 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
WOW wtf i was talking to my brother about this today how did it get on fj unless....
User avatar #13 - Lambda ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
Whoever wrote that deserves a fucking medal, those last two sentences alone are just brilliant.
#12 - sidathon (06/06/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsZN6asccAE

The early Emperor's Chosen
User avatar #8 - GhostOfRavenclaw (06/06/2013) [-]
very eloquent. even if never used it was well written
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