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"Homer the Heretic" is the third episode of The Simpsons' fourth season, which originally aired on FOX in the United States on October 8, 1992.[3] In the episode, Homer decides to forgo going to church and has an excellent time staying home. His behavior quickly attracts the wrath of God, who visits him in a dream. The episode was written by George Meyer and directed by Jim Reardon.[4] The chalkboard gag from this episode was a reference to the previous episode "A Streetcar Named Marge", which had made controversial references to New Orleans.[5]

Plot

On a very cold Sunday morning, Marge is gathering the family to go to church. However, after viewing the weather outside and tearing his church pants by accident, Homer refuses to go, much to Marge's anger. He then proceeds to have what he declares "the best day of [his] life": he sleeps in late, dances in his underwear (à la Tom Cruise in the film Risky Business),[2] makes his special waffle recipe, wins a radio trivia contest, watches an action-packed football game, and finds a penny. Homer attributes all his good fortune to skipping church. Meanwhile, Marge and the kids shiver their way through a rambling sermon, only to find themselves trapped at the end since the door has frozen shut. Although Groundskeeper Willie manages to defrost the doors so that everyone can go home, Marge is unable to start her car because of the freezing temperature. When they finally get home, Marge is horrified to hear that Homer intends to never go to church again. She becomes very upset with Homer and does her best to persuade him, but to no avail. After trying to seduce Marge, who is praying for him, Homer falls asleep suddenly and has a dream in which God personally appears to him. God is very angry at Homer for "forsaking his church." Homer points out that "I'm not a bad guy, I work hard, and I love my kids...so why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell?" God considers with Homer's point and agrees to let Homer worship in his own way. Homer then starts his own religion tailored to his personal tastes, such as making up false holidays to get out of work.

Marge, Reverend Lovejoy, and Ned Flanders all unsuccessfully attempt to convert Homer back to Christianity. The next Sunday morning, Homer is once again at home while everyone else is at church. While smoking a cigar, he falls asleep on the couch and the cigar ignites some magazines. Soon, the whole house

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#4 - blablub (03/13/2014) [-]
>I didn't feel anything, but you did.
>I didn't feel anything, but you did.
#1 - sneleoparden (03/13/2014) [-]
he if he enjoyed the act then what is the problem
User avatar #6 - darknesincontrol (03/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Well quagmire did ****** his wife. So some payback was in due for him
#7 - lesterthered ONLINE (03/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I love how he said, I got you again.
I love how he said, I got you again.
#17 - BeaverBalls (03/14/2014) [+] (12 replies)
not Joes face when i just wanted an excuse to post this
#15 - thelastelephant ONLINE (03/14/2014) [-]
>Again
>Again
#30 - nibbero ONLINE (03/14/2014) [-]
#29 - nixontroll (03/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#36 - newmapsofhell (03/14/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Anyone got that one image of Robotnik on the phone yelling "holy dick I can hear how ugly you are"? I can't seem to google it...
#25 - colouroutofspace (03/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Damn Joe, how many times did you do this?
Damn Joe, how many times did you do this?
#51 - snakefire (03/14/2014) [-]
And at that, every katawa shoujo fan with a cripple ****** got hard.
User avatar #9 - sociocat (03/14/2014) [-]
didnt feel the balls touch so it isnt gay
#55 - narwhalsforhire (03/14/2014) [-]
His life got flip turned upside down
His life got flip turned upside down
#34 - devout feminist (03/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #952936 at Friendly **

family guy on frontpage? automatic thumb down.
User avatar #57 to #34 - sirnigga ONLINE (03/14/2014) [-]
not sure to thumb up for roll or thumb down for opinion
User avatar #33 - mattdoggy (03/14/2014) [-]
"no it's ok bro, right before you dropped your load i whispered no homo so it's cool"
User avatar #14 - pizzaweed (03/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Even here I can't get away from my old job...


******* hated Friendly's
User avatar #13 - CelticFan (03/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Happy Halloween Fuckface I'll just leave this here
User avatar #5 - theannoyingFJguy (03/13/2014) [-]
The Prank War (Jon Lajoie) This video is so similar
User avatar #2 - Mahazama (03/13/2014) [-]
Didn't even check for a ***** .
User avatar #54 - twerkjerk (03/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
cleveland show is better than this garbage this is supposed to be funny junk
User avatar #58 to #54 - rakuuj (03/14/2014) [-]
Dont feed him goddamnit.
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