if i was your hooker

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#5 - RequieminMortis (07/04/2012) [+] (11 replies)

She smashed my Xbox.

I smashed her face.

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#36 to #5 - iputthegoatinthere (07/04/2012) [-]

If you know what I mean...

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#46 - truesignal (07/04/2012) [+] (8 replies)

**truesignal rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at Truth. Logic. **.....mfw she breaks my xbox

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#49 to #46 - truesignal (07/04/2012) [-]

**truesignal rolled a random image posted in comment #6541513 at FJ Pony Thread **......mfw i kill her

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#61 to #49 - norwegianlad **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-]

**norwegianlad rolled a random image posted in comment #64446 at Video Games Board ** MFW you got one bloody lucky roll!

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#76 to #61 - thecharlesworth **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-]

**thecharlesworth rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Just a normal day on the job. ** So much win in this small thread

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#109 to #76 - uncleredonk (07/04/2012) [-]

**uncleredonk rolled a random image posted in comment #282 at FML spider **

I LOVE MICHAEL STEVENS!

Sorry, I just really like Vsauce...

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#82 to #61 - commontroll (07/04/2012) [-]

**commontroll rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at And you thought you had a bad day... ** MFW you did too.

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#130 to #61 - StickyTissueLoLz (07/04/2012) [-]

Lmao, I just made that yesterday...

http:// funnyjunk. com /videogames/ 64446#64446

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#96 to #46 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-]

**brosafterhoes rolled a random image posted in comment #137 at creepy myths 12 (rp) ** mfw the roll gods have smiled upon you

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#21 - LungsOfThunder (07/04/2012) [+] (8 replies)

my old girlfriend freaked out when i murdered my wife in fable. and her entire argument was "since you're doing it on the game it makes me think you'll do it to me"

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#42 to #21 - masterboll (07/04/2012) [-]

>YFW

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#78 to #21 - iamzombie (07/04/2012) [-]

"Let us pry the pimp's prayer, Lord please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so she might learn a bitch's place Amen."

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#83 to #21 - tulioandmiguel (07/04/2012) [-]

I read it as " my old girlfriend freaked out when i murdered my wife in table."

And I was like <---

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#104 to #21 - LungsOfThunder (07/04/2012) [-]

and she made me name the wife after her. and also when ever i had multiple wives she flipped shit

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#67 to #21 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]

maybe u should do it to her now

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#38 to #21 - mercades **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-]

how is she so dumb?

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#81 - Benka (07/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)

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#92 to #81 - glorytohypnotoad (07/04/2012) [-]

she actually looks kinda normal in this gif

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#94 to #92 - Benka (07/04/2012) [-]

It's from the Q&A she posted today if someone wants to know :)

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#113 to #94 - lasmamoe (07/04/2012) [-]

whats her name?

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#118 to #113 - danzeebass ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]

Laina Walker...

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#64 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Good thing she didn't smash your pc.

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#79 to #64 - shitstainsam (07/04/2012) [-]

you sir deserve this.

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#119 to #79 - andrewjcmillar (07/04/2012) [-]

High Fidelity!!!!

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#89 - Flfootball (07/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)

My face when she breaks my xbox

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#110 to #89 - McorncakeM (07/04/2012) [-]

Her face When she smashes my Xbox

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#122 to #110 - imagnetsux (07/04/2012) [-]

you went too easy on her. she should look more like this

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#123 to #122 - McorncakeM (07/04/2012) [-]

I want to her to live knowing to fear me.

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#125 to #123 - imagnetsux (07/04/2012) [-]

knock out her teeth and wear them as a necklace

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#161 to #110 - jupiterjazz **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-]

Hey Chris Brown.

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#111 to #110 - Flfootball (07/04/2012) [-]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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#8 - alucardshellhound (07/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)

**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #136 at Trolling Omegle **

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#10 to #8 - gameshredder (07/04/2012) [-]

you live in Colorado Springs?

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#15 to #10 - rplix (07/04/2012) [-]

Do you live in Colorado Springs?

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#29 to #15 - waffleofdoom (07/04/2012) [-]

I know I do... do the 2 of you live in Colorado Springs?

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#31 to #29 - rplix (07/04/2012) [-]

I live in Centennial, just a little south of Denver.

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#33 to #31 - waffleofdoom (07/04/2012) [-]

Colorado FJ brother! I live down by Fort Carson! Just below NORAD.

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#35 to #33 - rplix (07/04/2012) [-]

Always great to have a fellow Colorado citizen on FJ. Hi! :D

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#40 - rainbowsgoboomtwo **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)

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#71 to #70 - meganinja (07/04/2012) [-]

nevermind I fucked up when I saved it

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#1 - artyommetro ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]

that is what i would do to her

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#9 - anustraveller ONLINE (07/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)

Rape her in the ass until she cryies... then rape her harder

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#25 to #9 - djshien (07/04/2012) [-]

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#47 to #25 - mountaineer (07/04/2012) [-]

This image was flagged 01/25/2013

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#175 to #63 - anustraveller ONLINE (07/21/2012) [-]

Only now I've seen all the reply's and I'm officialy Laughing my ass of X'D

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#18 to #9 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]

I think shed like that

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#142 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at BILLY MAYS HERE **

You can fuck people in Fallout?

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#150 to #142 - neoexdeath (07/04/2012) [-]

Not JUST people, ghouls, super mutants, I think what those Aliens do to your ass kinda counts...

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#163 to #142 - grantika (07/04/2012) [-]

you need to be part of the glorious pc gaming master race, then install animated prostitution mod.

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#114 - WazzapDude (07/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)

shes your heroin because you wanna sniff her? thats cool

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#117 to #114 - WazzapDude (07/04/2012) [-]

AW FUCK. wrong content

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#116 to #114 - ishfunny (07/04/2012) [-]

slowpoke.jpg

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#152 to #116 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]

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#45 - Bacula (07/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)

Am i the only one who doesn't like this meme?

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#50 to #45 - euforiamelody **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-]

because of the girl or the concept? the girl looks like she's actually pretty cool if you watch the video..

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#52 to #50 - Bacula (07/04/2012) [-]

No not the girl in particular, i just don't like being reminded of how clingy some of the people ive dated were.

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#54 to #52 - euforiamelody **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-]

oh, well forever alones such as myself don't know that feel bro..

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#55 to #54 - Bacula (07/04/2012) [-]

I'm sorry bro :c

have a hug :3

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#85 to #54 - pokeyhedgehog (07/04/2012) [-]

You don't want to.

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#91 to #52 - iblaftw (07/04/2012) [-]

I know that feel, you leave everything open and your guts get ripped out nothing is enough to ease them.

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#131 - FatherPedobear (07/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)

Guys, should I spend the 20 dollars on Fallout New Vegas? And Xbox or PC? Thumb me down, but I'm just wondering.

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#141 to #131 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]

I personally think New Vegas is worth 20 dollars, the only thing I don't like about it is that there isn't a free roam after the battle at Hoover Dam. Also I'd go PC if you want mods and shit.

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#146 to #141 - FatherPedobear (07/04/2012) [-]

Thank you sir for your advice.

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#164 to #131 - grantika (07/04/2012) [-]

Glorious PC gaming master race.

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#132 - onthequicks (07/04/2012) [-]

**onthequicks rolled a random image posted in comment #156 at Correct **

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#128 - ninjabeard (07/04/2012) [-]

**ninjabeard rolled a random image posted in comment #61482 at Video Games Board **
But ... what if I play FO3 on PC? YOU BITCH

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#26 - megaton (07/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**megaton rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at Social Awareness **

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#102 to #26 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]

mr. frodo

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#172 - anotherponyaccount (07/08/2012) [-]

suck it bitch PC gamer, all your pics of me are stuck on here

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#154 - ilovebronies (07/04/2012) [-]

**ilovebronies rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at SCOOTAQUEST ** MFW

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#129 - konradkurze (07/04/2012) [-]

we need a psycho girlfriend channel for this girl and others we can find
theres plenty of psycho girls to use

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