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#73 - savannahijack (01/29/2013) [-]
Yea, good luck explaining that to the Bolter Bitches
#97 to #73 - fuckincanuck (01/29/2013) [-]
Lets examine the fact that you called them Bolter Bitches. Would you rather be a Bolter Bitch, or A ************* SPACEMARINE MURDERING ALL OF ******* CREATION IN THE EMPEROR'S GLORIOUS NAME?!?!?!?
#102 to #97 - krasnogvardiech (01/29/2013) [-]
Judging by your tone, you must be an Angry Marine.

Spare us your fury, for we have no need of it. Instead direct it to the enemies of Man.

And you will not disrespect the Daughters of the Emperor. Those flamers and meltas hurt, let me warn you on that.
#80 to #73 - krasnogvardiech (01/29/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Sororitas as 'Bolter Bitches' lest thou wish to be the first human to reach orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
#93 to #80 - amuter ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
That picture reminded me of Kayle
#104 to #93 - krasnogvardiech (01/29/2013) [-]
Who in turn probably drew heavy inspiration from Sanguinius, Primarch of the Blood Angels Space Marine Legion.
User avatar #115 to #104 - amuter ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
I think she's more inspired by angel warriors in particular
#84 to #80 - krasnogvardiech (01/29/2013) [-]
Correction: Adepta Sororitas. This Scibe-Servitor's bugging out on me again.

Have some Legion of the Damned as a gift.
#130 to #84 - averagesol (01/29/2013) [-]
In the name of the Emperor, we strike down his foes. No pictures of the Emperors hammer? I am disappointed, the bolter bitches and space marines have pride and skill but the Imperial Guard have the balls of the emperor behind their paper armour and their steel resolve
#152 to #130 - bigbawser ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
You see this phallus on tank treads? This is a Basilisk. These powerful bastards have so much range you could shell the table across the room playing Pathfinder. If you need any other reason to consider the Imperial Guard, You might as well just pick up FATAL so you can roll for your anal circumference, cause this thing is going to rip you a new one .
#170 to #152 - averagesol (01/29/2013) [-]
Expanding anal circumference is also a job for the Leman Russ. The most versatile and beautiful tank in all of the Imperium. Not just one kind, just just 5 kinds there are simply to many variants of this tank. This tank is the pride of the guard and the bane of its enemies.
#178 to #170 - bigbawser ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
Now that you mention that great tank, allow me to bring up an even bigger tank. The BANEBLADE. Just the stock version of the beast has a 10 inch template when you fire the main gun. If that's not enough, there's a bigger brother known as the Stormsword. Long story short: Titan killer. That right there can be even scarier than Commissar Yarrick. (Don't tell him I said that.)
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