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#5 - smurtehmurph (08/06/2014) [-]
OH man, this is the funniest experience I have had in fallout new Vegas.   
   
>Just left good springs   
>heading towards the town with the roller coaster   
>Killing bugs on the way, no big.   
>suddenly the camera instantly pans to a powder ganger wearing a mask   
"You shouldn't of come here"   
INSTANTLY 						*******					 EXPLODES   
>MFW   
He had no allies, No items (at all) and left less of a corpse then a ghoul with the bloody mess perk   
   
Also whenever I fast traveled to goodsprings a Giant White Radscorpian would spawn and kill everyone. I had to travel nearby and walk.   
   
General fallout bugs thread?
OH man, this is the funniest experience I have had in fallout new Vegas.

>Just left good springs
>heading towards the town with the roller coaster
>Killing bugs on the way, no big.
>suddenly the camera instantly pans to a powder ganger wearing a mask
"You shouldn't of come here"
INSTANTLY ******* EXPLODES
>MFW
He had no allies, No items (at all) and left less of a corpse then a ghoul with the bloody mess perk

Also whenever I fast traveled to goodsprings a Giant White Radscorpian would spawn and kill everyone. I had to travel nearby and walk.

General fallout bugs thread?
#165 to #5 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
>Playing on a friend's save
>Got permission to just go and kill everyone at goodsprings
>Go in, ******* ghost town
>Run into the bar, every dead on the floor, with one deathclaw dead at the back
>A Deathclaw walked into the goodsprings bar and died as he killed someone.
User avatar #129 to #5 - theaussiestig (08/07/2014) [-]
I had one where I accidentally picked up the orbital laser controls off that kid in New Vegas before I got the quest from the Brotherhood of Steel to find it, which then caused my save file to delete itself for whatever reason.
User avatar #126 to #5 - niggymon (08/07/2014) [-]
>be playing skyrim
>killed alduin
>fast travel to a giants camp
> two unhostile giants dangerously close to me
>fast travel to riften
> those two same fukers spawn right next to me in the entrance
>realize this is a glitch
>piss of one of them
>the hole town comes to rescue

Everyone in riften is now in orbit
User avatar #143 to #126 - kouzan (08/07/2014) [-]
>Playing Skyrim near Riften at the time
>I'm fairly geared out, as all elves should be - steel
>I'm specced into fighting with a bow, so I naturally never move fast
>There's an orc camp near Riften who has an escort quest
>Chieftain explains that he wants me to help him, since a Daedric Prince doesn't like his face
>Giants have been raiding him, alright whatever free XP
>Go to the cavern, the first three giants are childs play as I pluck the cord of my bow like a harp and kill them
>Final boss, Chieftain is a puss and chickens out and wants me to fight the final boss
>Opt out because I want to see how he fights a giant
>He grunts and runs off to fight him
>I don't even see the club impact the ground and I see this green blur whiz past my prone head
>He has launched himself like a pinball into the wall beside me and wall rode it into the sky.
>All I remember was a speck that was rapidly vanishing into the abyss
>I kill the giant and grab the club, then I hear this "thud"
>His mangled corpse had somehow fallen onto the fire, spun around and glitched through the map into infinity
>I now never fight giants because I don't want to be the first elf to learn to fly.
#125 to #5 - theflatulentpotato (08/07/2014) [-]
Lets see...
<--- This,
I've had the standard 700-foot jump glitch, resulted in death,
Jumping down the side of a small hill, died, leg broke off and went into orbit,
Dead scorpions falling through the world, only to have their horrifically distorted corpses occasionally phase through the ground, instantly going back under like chitinous blue rubber bands (happens regularly)
Gecko did 700-foot jump glitch, survived,
Dead centaur with see-through face,
The list could go on for another few weeks.
#127 to #125 - biteablecarp (08/07/2014) [-]
Same glitch happened to me didn't think it was common.
#128 to #127 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
Holy **** man is that an iPhone?
#138 to #128 - rdobet ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
No it's a dog.
#140 to #138 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
Samefag alert.
#174 to #140 - rdobet ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
I just had no idea what the hell the guy was talking about so I made an asshole comment.
#173 to #140 - rdobet ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #124 to #5 - freakyorange ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
>Playing Fallout 3
>Just walking around, no real goal
>Spot several deathclaws in one area
>Go to shoot one
>It suddenly launches in to the sky like a ******* rocket
>Doesn't come back down
>Stand there in confusion, but kill other deathclaws and move on
>Two hours real time later
>Standing in an area quite far from the event
>Deathclaw falls from sky, lands on radscorpion, killing it instantly
#152 to #124 - smurtehmurph (08/07/2014) [-]
A) There is no unit collision damage

B) The map has a limit, and if launched with enough velocity to touch it, it wouldn't be in the air for longer then 2 minutes.
User avatar #172 to #152 - freakyorange ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
K, I'll admit that half of this is made up. The deathclaw did fly up like a rocket, and I never saw it again. No radscorpion was harmed in the making of this event. Just trying to make a good story, brah.
User avatar #175 to #172 - smurtehmurph (08/07/2014) [-]
You're a filthy thumb whore and you should be ashamed.
User avatar #176 to #175 - freakyorange ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
k. I'm not.
#117 to #5 - alexandrz ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
In Fallout 3 I was messing around with spawn commands, eventually finding one of the base IDs for Gary. When his sound files 						******					 up something awful because after I disabled him I could hear him everywhere I went like he was right behind me shouting GARY! GARY! GARY! at completely random intervals and really 						*******					 loud.   
   
Stopped playing after I was going through the super-spoopy tower after a couple of hours of silence, and after passing through some really tense corridors I just hear GARY! GARY! GARY!.   
   
I screamed like a little bitch and shut off the game in task manager after that. Full game file scrub, reinstall.   
Never forgetti.
In Fallout 3 I was messing around with spawn commands, eventually finding one of the base IDs for Gary. When his sound files ****** up something awful because after I disabled him I could hear him everywhere I went like he was right behind me shouting GARY! GARY! GARY! at completely random intervals and really ******* loud.

Stopped playing after I was going through the super-spoopy tower after a couple of hours of silence, and after passing through some really tense corridors I just hear GARY! GARY! GARY!.

I screamed like a little bitch and shut off the game in task manager after that. Full game file scrub, reinstall.
Never forgetti.
User avatar #167 to #117 - moorgar ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Gary Calls for Gary - Fallout 3 Prank Call
User avatar #61 to #5 - chimpaflimp ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
*Shouldn't HAVE
User avatar #93 to #61 - smurtehmurph (08/07/2014) [-]
But he said "you shouldn't of come here"
#49 to #5 - deckbox (08/06/2014) [-]
paprika was on other day, good 						****
paprika was on other day, good ****
User avatar #56 to #49 - smurtehmurph (08/07/2014) [-]
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know the source of this, Thankyou though
#50 to #49 - waffies (08/06/2014) [-]
always a good movie   
   
Gif is for smurtemurph too
always a good movie

Gif is for smurtemurph too
User avatar #57 to #50 - smurtehmurph (08/07/2014) [-]
I shall save it with pride.
#52 to #50 - deckbox (08/06/2014) [-]
its a good movie but it isn't really a good story, it is very disjointed however it is more memorable for the psychadelic visuals
#34 to #5 - theflamingfire (08/06/2014) [-]
When I was in the fort when ever the bloody mess perk would work they would explode when ever I loaded the game all the body's that exploded where all put together but still exploded little bits
#30 to #5 - potaetosak (08/06/2014) [-]
&gt;Hanging out and doing things at Helios One which is probably the buggiest place for me   
&gt;Steal from Old Lady Gibson but don't get caught   
&gt;She and her dogs are apparently found out and suddenly appeared in Helios and started attacking me   
&gt;Couldn't figure out why or how so kept reloading and trying to avoid killing her or her dogs cuz good karma playthrough   
&gt;Fast forward to different playthrough   
&gt;At Helios One again   
&gt;Strange sound of radscorpion and see red tick but can't find it   
&gt;Somehow glitched into the tower   
&gt;Companions try to kill it but just shoot wall   
&gt;						******					 up radscorpion glitching through Helios following me around to try to attack me   
&gt;At one point its body stretched from the top of the tower all the way to the ground   
&gt;MFW   
 sorry if this sucked, first try at this green-text setup
>Hanging out and doing things at Helios One which is probably the buggiest place for me
>Steal from Old Lady Gibson but don't get caught
>She and her dogs are apparently found out and suddenly appeared in Helios and started attacking me
>Couldn't figure out why or how so kept reloading and trying to avoid killing her or her dogs cuz good karma playthrough
>Fast forward to different playthrough
>At Helios One again
>Strange sound of radscorpion and see red tick but can't find it
>Somehow glitched into the tower
>Companions try to kill it but just shoot wall
> ****** up radscorpion glitching through Helios following me around to try to attack me
>At one point its body stretched from the top of the tower all the way to the ground
>MFW
sorry if this sucked, first try at this green-text setup
#46 to #30 - asmodiax (08/06/2014) [-]
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#36 to #30 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [-]
i"ve played many playthroughs on new Vegas and that glitch with old lady Gibson happened to me so many times. it was always when i came out of the back at Helios her and her dogs would just spawn and start attacking me and most times i hadn't even talked to her yet.
User avatar #37 to #36 - potaetosak (08/06/2014) [-]
It's been a long time since these glitches happened to me (maybe 3 years now) so I don't even remember whether or not I did do anything to Gibson, I just figured I did since that was the only logical conclusion I had.
User avatar #25 to #5 - kouzan (08/06/2014) [-]
>Just wandering through the wasteland on my first playthrough
>Didn't know about I-5 because I walk over mountains
>I stumbled on top of a rock, with lots of red specks.
>Naturally feeling like a bad ass, I jumped down only to realize my mistake
>I fell into the Deathclaw emcampment
>I was brutally raped by the Mother Deathclaw and her babies.
>10/10 would play again
User avatar #142 to #25 - kouzan (08/07/2014) [-]
Since people seem to like the other one, let's tell you a story of how my life got more paranoid.
>Level 10 in Fallout: New Vegas
>I have adequate gear, but since I'm new it's useless ****
>No armor penetration rounds for that extra punch
>So I decide to explore the coast of a lake where Mirelurks hang out
>They're easy to take out at a distance, plinking away at their hp.
>Then I see a boat storage place, quaint, out of the way with probably some loot
>I see red dots, but these dots are moving as if they were at 2x the speed
>These dots were, as I later found out, the Buzzing Death we call Cazadores
>Cazadores sting, multiple times, applying poison and cripple limbs in seconds
>Even in power armor these small swarms can **** up anything
>Naturally, I think they're mutated versions of Bloatflies that I killed by the dozen.
>I was wrong, they swarm after the first shot is fired and immediately four sting me
>My health depleted faster than a shake in the hands of a fat kid
>I became so paranoid after that point that I treated every ******* red dot in the game like they might be deathclaws or cazadores at every point
User avatar #19 to #5 - smurtehmurph (08/06/2014) [-]
I have just been informed that albino radscorpions weren't in new vegas, so it must of just been a regular giant radscorpion
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