What if?. . What if the birth scene in Fallout was how it was in real life You would ask your child all these questions about what they are and watch as they pe What if? if the birth scene in Fallout was how it real life You would ask your child all these questions about what they are and watch as pe
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What if the birth scene in Fallout was how it
was in real life
You would ask your child all these questions
about what they are and watch as they
perform plastic surgery on themselves for
how they' re going to look in the future
Even worse, if your child is indecisive, you
might stand there for a few hours waiting for
your kid to perfect his features
Like I Com ment
5 15 people like this.
Even worse. He could pick to be
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - thepyras
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(12/17/2012) [-]
When I was first learning console commands I made a new game in Fallout 3, and in the middle of one of the dad's lines I opened the console, clicked him and typed "kill". Just hearing him say, "it's a boy, a beautiful baby--AAAUGHH" may have been the most hilarious moments of all time.
User avatar #4 to #3 - thepyras
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(12/17/2012) [-]
*one of the most
User avatar #14 to #3 - imabser
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(12/17/2012) [-]
make a video or it didn't happen.
User avatar #18 to #14 - thepyras
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(12/17/2012) [-]
Would a screenshot be ok? I don't think I can make a video.
User avatar #23 to #14 - yunogasaii
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(12/17/2012) [-]
You can just try it yourself if you have the PC version of it, I've done it to him and the others standing next to him.
User avatar #21 to #3 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(12/17/2012) [-]
You killed Liam Neeson...
User avatar #22 to #21 - thepyras
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(12/17/2012) [-]
They said it couldn't be done. They were not PC gamers.
#12 to #3 - mightymark
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(12/17/2012) [-]
dad is kill
User avatar #17 to #12 - radiohazard
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(12/17/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #19 to #12 - thedickmaster
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(12/17/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #16 - mookiez
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(12/17/2012) [-]
All the people that pick no intelligence. and just make gurgling noises.
User avatar #25 to #16 - alfjnn
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(12/17/2012) [-]
******* fallout 2
The best.
User avatar #29 to #25 - joehnyth
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(12/17/2012) [-]
You did it in Fallout 1 as well. Was pretty hilarius.
User avatar #30 to #29 - alfjnn
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(12/17/2012) [-]
Gok Blurgal Splurch!
User avatar #15 - thorlak
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(12/17/2012) [-]
What if all this happens within the womb? And that's the reason for the varying time of child birth
#20 to #15 - hillbillypowpow
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(12/17/2012) [-]
Well I ****** up the selection then
#8 - infamoustrapper
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(12/17/2012) [-]
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2nd comment of sweet jesus
User avatar #26 - Marker
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(12/17/2012) [-]
Oblivion: Escape prison as a human, come out an Argonian.
User avatar #31 to #26 - lnyanchl
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(12/22/2012) [-]
You customize yourself before escaping
User avatar #32 to #31 - Marker
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Once you get to the sewer exit, you can overhaul everything. Race, class, gender, birthsign, appearance, etc.
User avatar #33 to #32 - lnyanchl
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Oh yeah.
Apparently when the emperor died I could've turned into a black man.
User avatar #34 to #33 - Marker
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Wouldn't you want to go the other way?
#35 to #34 - lnyanchl
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Flying ****** Godmode Man.
Is the only way ******* achieve stuff in life.
By not doing fair things/ breaking the law
hue
User avatar #36 to #35 - Marker
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Elder Scrolls universe: where the black people are essentially a separate species from everyone else.
#24 - tickleshits
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(12/17/2012) [-]
sounds like a bad acid trip
sounds like a bad acid trip
User avatar #7 - Mazza
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(12/17/2012) [-]
In the game, if you decide to be Asian, does that mean that your father will always be wondering just who your mother banged before she claimed it was his kid? No wonder he abandons you in the vault at the beginning!
#9 to #7 - anon id: f2635f97
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(12/17/2012) [-]
Whoever you choose to be your dad will always look like him. If your black, he becomes black.
#11 to #9 - anon id: 588db9d0
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(12/17/2012) [-]
Nope. Don't know about Asian, but he will remain white if you choose to be black. Your mum was black, so that even makes sense.
#13 to #11 - incavis
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(12/17/2012) [-]
No, if you choose to be black, he is black aswell.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Mazza
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(12/17/2012) [-]
You know, I'd never tried making a character that was a different race before, so I didn't know that... It'd sure be weird to listen to an Asian Liam Neeson, though.
User avatar #27 - unoletmehavename
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(12/17/2012) [-]
Fallout 3 is awesome spent half an hour making his face and i am wearing the mechanist helmet
#2 - anon id: cd1eb23c
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(12/17/2012) [-]
They explained off the whole Fallout 3 character creation by calling the machine you customize your character through a 'Gene Projector' that is supposed to analyze the babies genes and show what he/she will look like in the future. Second you never see the Lone Wander's mother so she could have been Asian or black and those would be the dominant genes that determine your skin color.
#5 to #2 - mortuimansit
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(12/17/2012) [-]
She's black, if you clip you can see she's black.
User avatar #6 to #2 - fargone
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(12/17/2012) [-]
You see a picture of her and your father on his desk in the vault or something. She's black. She's black because it made her face harder to see in the opening scene.
#1 - anon id: 287387d0
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(12/17/2012) [-]
and if the little **** chooses to be black, magically, you turn black too.
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