Well I guess she is right

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#1 - thelizardlord (04/23/2015) [-]

I wasn't always called thelizardlord.

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#10 to #1 - anon (04/23/2015) [-]

Have all my thumbs <3

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#2 to #1 - tingotangotongo (04/23/2015) [-]

thelizardlord? more like...

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#3 to #2 - thelizardlord (04/23/2015) [-]

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#42 to #2 - kingdaniel ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]

rekt m8

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#13 - vorarephilia

(04/24/2015) [-]

Since you asked op, In fallout new vegas, I played as gas mask goliath. At one point I was determined to kill everyone in the legion fort with nothing but pre war relaxed clothing, a gas mask, and a baseball bat. Last thing caesar saw.

But my favorite was my "Batman of the wastes" character in fallout 3. as soon as i collected the intelligence bobble head from rivet city to max out intelligence and thus maximize possibe skill points. while getting an extra point in agility . , i went to operation anchorage. Completed that, got into the storage area and got the stealth suit and shocksword. From then on, all stealth kills, only at night, max good karma and got a ******** of caps.

Best story with capital wasteland batman
>The Pitt.
>Since I am a completionist I looked for all the steel in the yard.
>This took a while and with no music I decided to play my music library in the background.
>Kept it playing up to the point you enter ashur's "palace".
>At that point, I couldn't decide whether killing the tyrannt is better, or hold out for the greater good.
>This played www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf8nQ197iuA
>thedecisionwasmade. jpg
>Killed everyone else quick with alien blaster.
>used vat's to shoot out Ashur's weapons
>we fist fight to the death.

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#33 to #13 - blokrokker (04/24/2015) [-]

>Batman
>killing people

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#46 to #33 - NereidALbel (04/24/2015) [-]

There is an alternate timeline where Batman kills people to death.

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#47 to #46 - blokrokker (04/24/2015) [-]

True, but that's Thomas Wayne, who uses guns, as opposed to Bruce Wayne, who...doesn't.

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#48 to #47 - NereidALbel (04/24/2015) [-]

www.cracked.com/article_20111_the-6-most-brutal-murders-committed-by-batman_p2.html

Bruce murdered people to death all the time!

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#49 to #48 - blokrokker (04/24/2015) [-]

>linking a list from Cracked
Why would you do this to me, I trusted you.

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#50 to #49 - NereidALbel (04/24/2015) [-]

Because I'm too lazy to find the comics themselves. At least I found the one that tells you which issues to look in?

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#51 to #50 - blokrokker (04/24/2015) [-]

I was joking about how Cracked's lists are notorious for making you waste your whole day reading them.

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#52 to #51 - NereidALbel (04/24/2015) [-]

...It led me to another list of villains that died in their first issue...

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#53 to #52 - blokrokker (04/24/2015) [-]

And now you'll never stop.

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#54 to #53 - NereidALbel (04/24/2015) [-]

Ran out of times Batman murdered people; closed the tab.

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#35 to #33 - vorarephilia

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There is no unconscious condition in the game, so there is the chance he would punch someone's head off, thus making the point of trying to be non lethal pointless.

You are correct however. I suppose he is more like Zorro in that regard.

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#39 to #13 - phantomcancer (04/24/2015) [-]

+1 for Fallout or +1 for introducing me to Winterstorm, you decide.

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#36 - levvy (04/24/2015) [-]

>fallout

the games suck, overhyped trash. hope they stop making fallout games, they make almost no money for bethesda

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#41 to #36 - phantomcancer (04/24/2015) [-]

You there, stop trying to make xskullgirlsx look bad! Have you no shame?

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#43 to #36 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]

> Levvy
> Whoring red thumbs
> Upthumb

It's not that I agree with him, I just rather do something he doesn't want us to do

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#45 to #36 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]

i made a character called levvy

ran her at super mutants wielding a flick knife

jumped her off of cliffs

walked her naked into the most irradiated areas i could find

good times

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#40 to #36 - sanguinesolitude (04/24/2015) [-]

i know it's bait, but **** if i'm not still going to redthumb you for insulting my favorite game series ever.

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#38 to #36 - ghouleyed (04/24/2015) [-]

I don't accept you saying that Fallout sucks but cause you are trying to get red thumbs i'll thumb you up . . .

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#37 to #36 - minorian (04/24/2015) [-]

>anime fan calling things "trash"
0/8 b8, m8, no h8

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#11 - enclavesrg (04/23/2015) [-]

Tesla Armour. F Yeah. He has a good sense of fashion.

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#17 to #11 - thematthew ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]

>not going for winter armor of unbreaking

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#6 - theguywhoaskswhy (04/23/2015) [-]

Not sure if this is a "crazy" story, just a little strange. Bare in mid this is on console, and I haven't modded the game in anyway
Randomly playing new vegas a few months ago. New game, currently somewhere between good springs and primm. Wandering along I start finding random body parts strewn all over the road. Odd but I dismiss it, maybe someone got attacked by the local wildlife.
Keep walking, see a figure in the distance. Its a powder ganger, shirtless, kneeling behind a big pile of human torso's.
I walk up, but he doesn't move or try to attack me, just stares at his hands. I even try to talk to him but no dice. So I shoot him in the head and loot his body.
> Wat.jpeg
Other than his faction armor, a lead pipe and some dynamite, the only other thing he's carrying are egg timers. Hundreds and hundreds of egg timers.
Take dynamite. Nothing else of value so I move on.
Couple of minutes later, just outside primm, suddenly take a hit.
Spin around looking for the source, behind me are 5 identical shirtless powder gangers, all weilding lead pipes. Empty pistol into them, loot bodies, each one has the same armor, pipe and 1 egg timer.
*wtf*
I turn around to keep going, game jumps and lags. Suddenly the screen is filled with shirtless power gangers.
"You eyeballing me?"
"I have a present for you from the Powder Gangers. I hope you like dynamite!"
"You'll pay for what you did to the Powder Gangers!"
They attack, I fight back. There's so many I end up running out of bullets and have to start punching people.
Finally think " **** it" and let them kill me.
Continue. Game reloads.... In an army of shirtless powder gangers.
"You eyeballing me?"
"I have a present for you from the Powder Gangers. I hope you like dynamite!"
"You'll pay for what you did to the Powder Gangers!"
Restart xbox. Delete save. Start New Game.
No issues so far.

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#12 to #6 - mayorspookums (04/24/2015) [-]

If that really happened, I suggest an exorcist
2spooky

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#23 - sexyhimself ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]

>Fallout 3
>Low level
>Plasma rifle master race
>Not too much ammo cause low level
>Going to the vault to get the violin for that old lady
>Don't remember exact location
>Right next to Deathclaw infested city
>What's the worst that could happen .mpg
>Deathclaw approaching from distance
>Oh ****
>"I can do this, remember plasma rifle master race"
>Shoot
>His health barely goes down
>Oh ****
>Keep firing
>Getting closer
>No more AP = No more V.A.T.S
>Oh **** !
>Keep firing
>Getting closer
>Low on ammo
>OH **** !
>Almost right next to me now
>Realize low health and no stimpacks
>Oh **** what kinda retard am I not gearing up
>Deatchclaw is really ******* close now
> **** **** **** ****
>Have to reload plasma rifle master race
>Come on come on come on
>Deathclaw about to jump at me
>Reload finished
>PRESS V
>Enough AP for one **** in V.A.T.S
>Go for the head
>Smile you sonova bitch .pdf
>Critical hit.
>He melts on the ground like the bitch he is.
>Never felt this good before.
>Save.
>Save!
>SAVE!
>Discover vault for fast travel
>Go back to Megaton
>Sleep.
>Continue with quest.

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#24 to #23 - drumandbass ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]

>encountered tough enemy
>almost out of ammo
>last shot killed it
>brag about it on the webz

wtf this is literally the most boring greentext story i've ever read.

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#25 to #24 - sexyhimself ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]

They ******* asked for a story and I gave them a story.

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#26 to #25 - drumandbass ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]

me 2

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#27 to #26 - sexyhimself ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]

Sorry for trying to make it more exciting.

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#29 to #27 - drumandbass ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]

you can't make chocolate milk out of **** .
you can try and fail but nothing more.

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#30 to #29 - sexyhimself ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]

Well, excuuuuuuuuse me, princess.

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#28 - ciacheczko (04/24/2015) [-]

Didn't she know it was him, because she asked for his help specifically, and changed the password to her own name so there would be practically no chance that anyone other than him would enter the vault, tho?

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#20 - masdercheef ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]

On my current run of an NCR grunt kinda character (use mainly guns, only weapons / armor used by NCR and / or grunt perk, everything must be done with the good of the NCR in mind.) (Oh, also, I took some liberties concerning the weapons - such as satchel charges. Reasonably speaking, the NCR would totally use them if available. Therefore, I did.) I was traveling with Veronica at the time, going to Wolfhorn Ranch to pick up some coyote tobacco. Legion hit squad comes out of nowhere, hits us before either even realizes they're there, and before long Veronica's down courtesy of some well-placed Marksman Carbine shots.

This was not an advisable course of action for the Legion, but they had already set themselves on the path.

Pop every combat-enhancing drug I have, basically tear the hit squad limb from limb with my combat knife. Hit up Novac, pick up Boone. Load scoped hunting rifle, all the .308 I can carry Ranger Patrol armor, the whole shebang. Had an upgraded .357 with a small amount of ammo for sidearm. I also retrieved ED-E (I had left him in Primm following the conclusion of his quest, which may have lead to Veronica's death now that I think of it) 2 LMG plus a whole load of 5.56 rounds to carry. For reasons.

I did make a detour to help Astor at Camp Searchlight and steamroll the Legion presence at Nelson and Techatticup Mine. For preparation's sake, and to make a point. Roll up to Cottonwood Cove - take Aurelius' head off with a .308 JSP, nuke the rest with those radioactive barrels you can drop from that truck. Pick off the survivors with the rifle. Pop some rad-x and head to the boat, unload the .357 on Cursor Lucullus, proceed to The Fort.

Upon arrival, I swapped my entire weapons loadout (hunting rifle, .357 revolver, combat knife) for an LMG and half the 5.56 rounds I had given ED-E. Boone got the other half - I would have left him with his Hunting Rifle, but he can pull off some real ******** with an LMG, I've found.

To make a long story short, we tore the Fort up in a hail of 5.56mm death. There wasn't much effective resistance. Caesar and his Praetorian Guard didn't last long at all when we stepped into the tent.

Thumbs down, you son of a bitch.

Of course, after this rampage I just reloaded to a save before Veronica died, despite the fact that it had been quite some time prior to her death. I could have continued on with that version of events but I'd really prefer to keep Veronica alive and not expend 90% of my resources at once. Decided to stay in the Lucky 38 that day. It was satisfying to flatten the Legion in such a way, though.

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#21 to #20 - masdercheef ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]

Oh, another time on that character I shot up Red Rock Canyon because one of the Khans (Anders, I believe it was) asked if Veronica was single.

I'm very protective of her.

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#16 - nukinzerambo (04/24/2015) [-]

Had a character in New Vegas I was more so proud of than any other.
It was a melee weapons character with the NCR side.
His whole niche was he killed things with explosions and melee, Dumb as a ******* stump, couldnt talk or shoot, but boy could he throw explosives and throw around Knock Knock.
I basically had created Fire Marshal Bob.

So I get into ceasers camp.
I have like 200 grenades that create fire.
idontwannasettheworldonfire.mp 3
everything died.

I ran around the entire mojave killing, beat the legendary deathclaw in a hard fought battle, set him on fire after.
Ashes and knock knock

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#44 - puffingpuffin (04/24/2015) [-]

I would assume that the pip-boy has that feature. (Then again, that's also assuming that almost everyone has a pip-boy.)

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#32 - pantmonthedemon (04/24/2015) [-]

playing new vegas for first time
stumble into quarry
run for my life and manage to get on some rocks
i manage to kill all the death claws in quarry at lvl 5
no ammo left , low health with no immediate way to heal
time to fast travel, go to good springs
forgot about the geckos i led back.
killed by a ******* gecko before i could heal
end story

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#22 - mentlgen ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]

...I named mine Azroth Stone, I've done it for every Bethesda game I've played.
Skryim? Azroth stone. Imperial, nordic scum.
Fallout 3 and NV? Azroth stone.
Brink? You guessed it, Azroth Stone. Security is love
Oblivion? Yep, Azroth Stone. MOD THAT ************* HORSE GOTTA GO FAST

I try to make him look the same in every game, too. Also, he's always a good guy with good karma but steals everything.

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#19 - kannonball (04/24/2015) [-]

**kannonball used "*roll picture*"**
**kannonball rolled image** This works both ways.

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#7 - wacawaca (04/23/2015) [-]

What's your guy's opinion? Did FO3 or FONV have the better storyline?
I preferred FO3

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#8 to #7 - maxthecouchdiver (04/23/2015) [-]

FONV
The decisions in FO3 are almost always black and white
In FONV there are a ******** of options and different endings that all have some moral grey area to them

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#9 to #8 - wacawaca (04/23/2015) [-]

I did like the moral grey area, but I didn't feel a drive to follow the main story line like I did in FO3. The escape from the vault was very dramatic and captured my interest immediately. I have also been convinced that the FO3 side quests are **** and that could be the reason I was trying to finish the main storyline

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#14 to #7 - nyangiraffe (04/24/2015) [-]

NV for me. In an open world game that boast choices matter, the main story was not changed by choices at all. NV on the other hand did. It was more immersive and made the experience better for me.

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#15 to #7 - samxdaxman (04/24/2015) [-]

I'm honestly torn between the two. While New Vegas offers a more open ended story, meaning you can do more, this works against it since it can be too open. On the other hand, FO3's story is a bit too streamlined, and you can't really go that far from a certain point. Bottom line, it all comes down to whether you like choice or refinement. I guess if I had to choose, it'd go to NV, since it was my first Fallout experience, and the first playthrough is always the sloppiest, but the most memorable as well.

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#18 to #7 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]

All I know is that I have a real ****** problem with open world games where you get to the end and cannot progress any further. Something about that last quest always looming over your shoulder and people acting like **** hasn't been resolved yet really pisses me off. So Fallout 3 I guess, though there are many things (esp mechanic-wise) that NV did better.

Also, that "moral grey area" **** is a load of bullcrap.
"Oh look, here we have the nice democracy loving NCR! Join them and nearly everyone in the Wasteland, including many followers, will love you! On the other hand, we have the Legion! They're a bunch of slavers, rapists, and murderers who will probably collapse into a number of raiding parties after their figurehead dies! Oh, and joining them makes everyone hate you, including a few followers who will outright abandon you. We make up for that with absolutely no Legion-allied followers, though!
If neither of those options sound attractive, you can either leave New Vegas in the hands of Mr. House, an authoritarian power-mad zombie who thinks he should be King of Vegas, or you can use your own absolute lack of leadership experience to run New Vegas into the ground yourself with the help of a slightly crazy robot who may or may not turn on you later! Isn't that so morally grey!"

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