I need it!. Inb4 rev up those punch lines In the 80s there was Cold War drama. We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua. Our friends were the Contras. Freedom was
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Inb4 rev up those punch lines
In the 80s there was Cold War drama.
We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua.
Our friends were the Contras. Freedom was their mantra.
So we sent them lots of money for guns and landmines.
But Congress stopped the Contra money flow
Just 'cause they moved a teeny bit of blow.
But then a hero came forth.
His name was Oliver North.
He and Reagan went around the sissy Congress.
OLLIE NORTH! OLLIE NORTH!
You see, North secretly sold missiles to a harmless country called Iran who would always be a grateful ally. Then he gave the profits to the Contras. Genius!
Stan: But the sales were uncovered by the press.
Contras: Awwww.
Press: He he.
Reagan and North began to stress.
Reagan: Well...
North: Nyaay!
Stan: 'Cause what they did was technically high treason! (But it was totally justified.)
North volunteered to take the blame,
to save Reagan from prison rape shame.
The truth he did bury with his hot secretary.
Thanks to her shredder, he got off totally scot-free!
OLLIE NORTH! OLLIE NORTH!
He's a soldier!
And a hero!
And a novelist!
And now he's on Fox News!

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#35 - lilRican (05/09/2013) [+] (27 replies)
Man.... what i'd give for a fallout game set in new york... or hell even another country....   
   
						*******					 fallout japan? UH...... HELL YES
Man.... what i'd give for a fallout game set in new york... or hell even another country....

******* fallout japan? UH...... HELL YES
User avatar #36 to #35 - lokiwins (05/09/2013) [-]
If you thought Deathclaws and Cazadors were bad, wait till you play Fallout Australia!
#14 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (05/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Why the hell is Bioware up there? I don't want Bioware 						*******					 up another series I like.
Why the hell is Bioware up there? I don't want Bioware ******* up another series I like.
User avatar #18 to #14 - dragontamers (05/09/2013) [-]
Actually it's EA's fault for forcing them to get it out the door
User avatar #7 - fightforfate (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i think it's fake
that's a fallout 3 picture
#10 to #7 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - KayRed (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why is the Bioware logo on there?
User avatar #43 to #4 - gilliam (05/09/2013) [-]
Because taking EA out of the equation, Bioware knows how to make something feel epic and cinematic, they know their cinematography and choreography. Combine that with bethesda's skill for environmental feeling and atmosphere, and both of them working on the storyline togheter could make for one damn awesome epic game.
#84 - tiddycats (05/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Wait, why does it say Bioware on it? Are they in on it too? Bioware and Bethesda working together...this is the perfect storm for the buggiest game in history.
Wait, why does it say Bioware on it? Are they in on it too? Bioware and Bethesda working together...this is the perfect storm for the buggiest game in history.
#72 - nevrit (05/09/2013) [-]
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#70 - bicklin (05/09/2013) [-]
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#124 - chandaman (05/09/2013) [-]
fallout with skyrim graphics...
#99 - Schillsifer (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Heres my version
#46 - abraxocleaner (05/09/2013) [-]
I need it!
I need it!
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User avatar #62 to #22 - whiplasher ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
While I agree that New Vegas was better than 3, Fallout 3 is not **** , it's fun. New Vegas is amazing, though.
#119 - funnyhound (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**funnyhound rolled a random image posted in comment #1989159 at Friendly ** I've never played a Fallout game and I'm wondering if I should buy one, if I do which game do you guys recomend me getting to start off?

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#94 - shadowsynergy (05/09/2013) [-]
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#91 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Oh great, fj is hyped for yet another game, which will no doubt turn out to be moderate at most again, great.
#108 to #106 - koshana (05/09/2013) [-]
The dude you replied to is defending Bethesda. The first dude said that it'd be "moderate at most", and the guy you got thumbed down said, "maybe if it wasn't Bethesda" meaning that, since it was made by Bethesda, it'll be more than just moderate.
User avatar #58 - sodapops (05/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I'm 20 hours into my first playthrough of Fallout 3. Feelsgoodman. Still, you'd think there would be less bugs in such an old game. I hate when it freezes, because I sometimes forget to save when I walk through a door or pull my gun.
User avatar #61 to #60 - whiplasher ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
oh mate, don't tell you can do the quests in fo3 in that mod, it would be too incredible
User avatar #56 - snipys (05/09/2013) [-]
For those who do not know, the guy who played three dog said he will be returning to the fallout series shortly.
#6 - xlthegamelx (05/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Fallout 3 won't work on my computer for whatever reason ...
User avatar #5 - sepheroth ONLINE (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Anyone else follow The Vault on Facebook?
User avatar #2 - kevinipples (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
is this actually coming out????????????
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