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I Fucked Up. hey guys. I want Funnyjunk to be a more active community, so in addition to graceing the comments section with your customary humor and wit, feel f

hey guys. I want Funnyjunk to be a more active community, so in addition to graceing the comments section with your customary humor and wit, feel free to include a description of your fallout character, his/her most interesting story, or other fun takes of the wasteland.
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#3 - soulkiller (04/21/2014) [+] (25 replies)
That reminds me of something...
#12 - vorarephilia (04/21/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Since you asked op, In fallout new vegas, I played as gas mask goliath. I was determined to kill everyone in the legion fort with nothing but pre war relaxed clothing, gas mask, and a baseball bat. Max agility and turbo made it easier than you would expect.

But my favorite was my "Batman of the wastes" character in fallout 3. as soon as i collected the intelligence bobble head from rivet city to max out intelligence and thus maximize possibe skill points. while getting an extra point in agility. , i went to operation anchorage. Completed that, got into the storage area and get the stealth suit and shocksword. From then on, all stealth kills, only at night, max good karma and get a ******** of caps.

Best story with capital wasteland batman
>The Pitt.
>Since I am a completionist I looked for all the steel in the yard.
>This took a while and with no music I decided to play my music library in the background.
>Kept it playing up to the point you enter ashur's "palace".
>At that point, I couldn't decide whether killing the tyrannt is better, or hold out for the greater good.
>This played www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf8nQ197iuA
>thedecisionwasmade. jpg
>Killed everyone else quick with alien blaster.
>used vat's to shoot out Ashur's weapons
>we fist fight to the death.
#4 - navien (04/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#18 - sombermoon (04/22/2014) [+] (7 replies)
>going through capital wasteland, hunting down skill books because can   
>enter building   
>Crazy fuggin robits errywhere   
>oh 			****		!   
>Spam EMPs till combat music ceases   
>realizes the splash damage has tossed the book somewhere other than it's start location   
>MFW when I have to sort though turpentine and ruined books for half an hour before I find it
>going through capital wasteland, hunting down skill books because can
>enter building
>Crazy fuggin robits errywhere
>oh **** !
>Spam EMPs till combat music ceases
>realizes the splash damage has tossed the book somewhere other than it's start location
>MFW when I have to sort though turpentine and ruined books for half an hour before I find it
#21 - DannyDanger (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>just found Dogmeat
>instantly bros for life
>walking through the wasteland
>super mutant on the horizon
>decide to ignore him
>he sees me and runs over
>as he gets closer I realize there's something off about this one
> **** , he's ******* BIG
>first time seeing a behemoth
> ******** myself
>he gets to me as I'm pulling out a gun
>he turns toward Dogmeat who is already biting at his ankles
> ******* slammed him into the air with his damn fire hydrant on a stick
>his limp body didn't even land yet before I got hammered into the ground
>respawned
>found Dogmeat again
>ran the opposite direction

I was traumatized by it so bad I had to kill every other behemoth in the game to work up the courage to go back and face that one.
#15 - gibroner (04/22/2014) [-]
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#131 - tanglenose (04/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#122 - flickie (04/22/2014) [+] (7 replies)
>Decided to RP Fallout 3 this time
>Make cute, innocent looking char
>Speech, medicine and science, daddy's girl
>Let Butch take the sweet roll, too scared to confront tunnel snakes for Amata
>Stay close to dad's leg the whole time, nervous around everybody else
>Dad is her first and only true love
>Wake up one morning, dad's gone
>He left me.
>This can't be right, he'll be waiting for me outside, he'll explain
>Get out, he's actually gone
>Sit a while outside the vault, try to tend to bullet wounds
>Utterly heartbroken

Since then she's constantly looked for new father figures. She ran away to Point Lookout and gave Desmond her unwavering loyalty in the hopes he'd keep her with him and love her, but as soon as he got what he wanted he didn't want her around any more. She helped Mr Burke blow up Megaton and currently lives in Tenpenny Tower, trying to convince herself she's found somewhere she belongs.

Can't do the main story because it's simply not in her character. The way she sees it, her dad doesn't love or want her. Everything he said in the past was a lie.

Didn't realise getting into this how much I'd emotionally connect with the character, things are getting pretty heavy.
#78 - mrgreatreturns (04/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Playing FO3 GOTY edition, new to the Fallout Series
>Make it out of vault, Aim to be good
>Go to megaton
>Encounter Lucas Simms
>HahaBlackPeople.jpg
>Go to moriarity's
>Encounter Mr. Burke
>Remember seeing my brother in Ten Penny Towers, think it looks pretty ******* neat
>And I get 1,000 caps? There couldn't possibly be a down side!
>New Mission: Power of the Atom
>Blow up Megaton OR Deactivate the bomb
>Not enough explosives skill to deactivate bomb, may as well start the sabotage
>Go to Ten Penny Towers
>Go to Tenpenny's Suite
>Talk to Mr. Burke, eager for my 1,000 caps
>Something about being excited, no caps.
>Indignant, kill Burke and angry old guy behind me, whom I later discovered to be Tenpenny
>Brother says you get the caps after pressing the button
>Oh.jpg
>Press Button, detonate the **** out of bomb
>Realization
>MFW

Reposting my own comment because **** you
#182 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
>lvl 1    
>Fresh out of the Vault    
>On my run to Rivet City    
>Encounter Brotherhood Outcasts fighting Deathclaw    
>Deathclaw wrecks those 			******		    
>MFW I was next in line
>lvl 1
>Fresh out of the Vault
>On my run to Rivet City
>Encounter Brotherhood Outcasts fighting Deathclaw
>Deathclaw wrecks those ******
>MFW I was next in line
#71 - stadlerman (04/22/2014) [+] (8 replies)
"Wrong foot"
"Wrong foot"
#69 - I Am Monkey (04/22/2014) [-]
I made a black guy named Tyrone that had his strength all the way up and all his other stats low. All I would train was unarmed and go around punching people out and stealing things.
#111 - Stevethewizard (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Start New Vegas file with Explosives, Sneak, and Unarmed as tag skills, simply because **** aiming.
>Go straight to bar, see nobody but Sunny and Unnamed Character #572.
>Check dynamite stash realize I haven't killed anything yet. Slip a stick of Dynamite into guy's pocket, back away undetected, claim all the booze and the .357 Magnum, take guy's 9mm.
>Go through tutorial, dynamite the **** out of the Geckos, save woman, etc., head back to bar.
>See Joe Cobb being an asshat, plot murder most justified.
>"Accidentally" run into him on the streets, slip him some dynamite, run like hell, then loot his corpse for more dynamite.
>Help out Ringo and convince the town to rally behind him, kill three men with two punches each, acquire dynamite, weapons, clothes, etc., then kill all unnamed characters in Goodsprings without being detected.
>Realize dynamite stock is slightly low, reclaim dynamite from Powder Gangers on my way to Primm.
>Kill all unnamed characters in Primm without being detected, solve Primm's problem.
>Head to NCRCF, killing all who stand near my path, activate Stealth Boy looted from Joe, equip Bladed Gauntlet I picked up in Primm.
>MFW I realize I'm now the Predator.
>MFW the Predator is invisible.
>MFW I'm invisible.
#224 - DontDeleteMeAgain (04/22/2014) [-]
>be me, lvl 30
>self proclaimed brotherhood of steel paladin
>have armor and weaons to match
>completed whole campaign, just ******* around at this point
>explore rivet city for ***** and giggles
>3am in game
>passing flak 'n shrapnels
>"something smells like **** in this place"
>whothehellwasthat.jpeg
>flak standing behind me
>all alone, staring directly at me
>I immediately take offence to his comment being a BoS paladin
>his moustache fills me with hatred
>I steal every weapon in his store
>murder everyone in rivet city when the sun came up, including shrapnel
>leave flak alive
>pile bodies on his now empty tables and shelves
>stare him down with the power of liberty prime
>"something smells like **** in this place"
>utterlydisgusted.gif
>leave him to his rotting corpses and sinking ship
>serves him right for selling primitive ballistic weapons
User avatar #124 - foelkera ONLINE (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>First time playing fallout
>Sneaking through the hotel in Primm
>All I have is a 9mm pistol
>Hear footsteps
>Decide I'm likely going to die because only 9mm
> **** this, jump out from behind a corner and shoot powder ganger
>Bullet is magically more powerful because he didn't see me
>His head explodes
>New favorite game
#35 - sirquidam ONLINE (04/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Patient's reaction before dying from shock.
Patient's reaction before dying from shock.
#14 - herbolifee (04/22/2014) [-]
The Fallout story that I remember at the moment which I found great to do.

I just discovered the church in Fallout 3, i forgot the name but it was the one with the people and ghouls who worshipped radiation and nuclear power in general. After exploring and poking fun a bit, they all gathered in a basement room of the church which had multiple benches etc. They started having a praying session or something. I walk to the very end of the stairway so I can barely look into the room, go like "y'all ****** like radiation huh?" and I wiped the entire room with a mini nuke.

Doing a good deed while comitting mass murder.
#222 - analbreach (04/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Be me 3 years ago
>See Fallout 3 hardcore post The one where he dies drinking some little girls piss
>Decide I want to do the same thing and make a new character
>Make him look like Hitler and call him ****** Terminator 2cool4yule
>Go through life with an instinctive hatred of the dark skinned
>Hate Butch for associating with blacks
>Beat the **** out of Donny Darko before the goat Amata thinks I did it for her
>Hate black teacher and tell him I don't need to take his dumb "Are You Smarter Than A ****** " Test
>Let's me choose my own stats Speech Sneak Melee
>Dad leaves vault causing mass chaos
>Take my bat and kill every vault monkey
>Leave
User avatar #223 to #222 - analbreach (04/22/2014) [-]
>Go to Megaton and meet Sheriff Orangutan
>Iain' You need to login to view this link
>Shoot him on sight
>Everyone starts attacking me
>They're all filthy ape enthusiasts
>Lay low for a few days
>Talk to Burke
>Wire the bomb
>Go to Tenpenny Tower
>Nuke ******* And ************ To Oblivion
>Look for Paradise Falls Slavers have to know how to do it right
>Find black man running the entrance
>Thisplaceistainted.web
>Kill everyone and steal all their ****
>Wander the wastes as the only man that has a good understanding of segregation's wonders

In hindsight this **** was pretty childish but I still had fun so I guess that's all that matters.
#50 - baogames (04/22/2014) [-]
HTF
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