Fallout Logic. Today I realized something important. Anyways, on to more interesting topics. Like bed sheets. you know when you piss your bedsheets and just wra
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Fallout Logic

Fallout Logic. Today I realized something important. Anyways, on to more interesting topics. Like bed sheets. you know when you piss your bedsheets and just wra

Today I realized something important. Anyways, on to more interesting topics. Like bed sheets. you know when you piss your bedsheets and just wrap them around your body? Then you chase people around in your piss dripping sheets? They should make that an official Olympic sport. I would be great at that.. This world needs more leather jackets. That's where it's at, brother! Wait, where what's at? And how can something be at a leather jacket. Words make no sense sometimes. You know when you say a word enough and it no longer sounds like a word anymore? I both love and hate that. It's great just because it's kinda silly, but terrible when it's a common word and it doesn't feel like a word anymore so you just keep saying it hoping it will seem like a word again but then you realize you're in the middle of a crowd saying "fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire" wow, fire doesn't even seem like a word anymore. Eventually I wasn't even saying fire anymore, but something more like fur. furer. fuhrer. I wonder what hitler would have done if more people came on his face. would he have learned humility? Maybe. I want a time machine so I can cum on hitler's face. You're barely half way through this massive wall o' text, you poor soul. Maybe you'll just give up now. You probably haven't read this far, even. I like waffles. I'm gonna go make myself some right now. Those were glorious waffles. They had blueberries and **** . I drenched them in maple syrup. Maybe this is why I'm overweight. Nah, I blame the government. if they just gave us more padlocks to lock up all our fat, we wouldn't be fat. fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fvat vat vat vats VATS. I love that game. War, war never changes. I mean, come on, how can you get a better intro than that? I wonder what an online fallout game would be like. It'd probably be the **** . People everywhere would be plotting to murder towns for hats. They would have to make it very large and have the NPCs regenerate, because everyone would be dead very quickly. Or add necromancy. But then we kinda get it to skyrim, which I enjoyed less. I mean, you'd think saving the world from alduin would earn you some strippers, but noooo. I want a stripper island. Not an island filled with strippers, but one with strippers instead of dirt. Or sand. What's the difference between them, even? COME TO ME, ASSTHULU! COME TO ME AND GIVE ME YOUR ELDERGODASS!

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#2 - chicoloko (04/06/2013) [+] (23 replies)
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User avatar #12 - themurrey (04/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
that... description... what the hell man
User avatar #13 to #12 - ilovehitler (04/07/2013) [-]
Sometimes I just like to follow little children around in a van and whisper "that's the good stuff. Show off that ass, you piece of meat" just loud enough for them to listen. Does anyone actually read the description? Probably not. I like tacos. I mean, really, who thought of that? "let's just put some meat in a handy dandy carrying device, and top it with cheese n' **** !" I'm not sure who it was, but that man is a genius. Why do the commercials show five gum to be so glorious? I've had it. It ain't amazing. I mean, it's decent, for gum, but eh. Are you actually reading this? No, you're not. But if you were, you would get a prize. But a ****** prize, like five gum and no tacos. What does something look like that's smaller than the size of light? Would we be able to see it even? Or would it just be invisible, no matter how much magnification you look through. I still have about 1600 words to write, so I'm just getting started. Have any of you ever been farted on? I can tell you, it ain't pretty. But, I suppose, it can be kinky if done right. At this point, I don't even know why I'm writing this, but I ain't erasing anything. Oh, when I said I had 1600 words, I meant characters. It's significantly less now, though. Why do people kill eachother in such large quantities? If we focused all that energy into sexy orgies, the world would be a hotter place. Once I tried to get my dog to give me a blowjob. If you're still reading this, you win a story. Once upon a time in a magical land of hookers, you got laid. I feel bad for that, it seems kinda like I was saying you can't get laid outside of magical hooker lands. What do hookers taste like? Probably like a dumpster. I like dumpsters. They have so much uses. How many nipples would I need to harvest to make a nipple coat? I don't mean a coat with nipples on it, either. I mean a coat made completely out of nipples. With nipples holding it all together. I'd probably need a butt ton of nipples. I wonder how many nipples I could get if I went to my local preschool. Nobody cares about children that young, either, so I'd be in the complete clear. They say you never get caught on the first time. I wonder if my nipple coat would get caught. Nah. Have you ever tried to turn nipples into a coat? It's not easy. The size differences, as well as texture and color, makes it hard to work out. I wonder how big the average dog nipple is. Do you know? Probably not. Nobody actually searches for that stuff. But they're soft, at least.
#49 - ingabenwetrust (04/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**ingabenwetrust rolls 99**
#9 - europeanswallow (04/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - ilovehitler (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Not OC, obviously.
User avatar #35 to #1 - ilovehitler (04/07/2013) [-]
I like how I'm getting thumbed down for admitting I reposted, as opposed to reposting and claiming OC.
User avatar #21 - Icedangel ONLINE (04/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have no reaction to this.
User avatar #31 to #21 - fluffed (04/07/2013) [-]
i had a reaction...it was nuclear
User avatar #54 - zedd (04/07/2013) [-]
I want a time machine so I can cum on hitler's face.
I want a time machine so I can cum on hitler's face
#45 - sanguinesolitude (04/07/2013) [-]
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mfw i read " I wonder what hitler would have done if more people came on his face. "
#43 - BlackieChan (04/07/2013) [-]
mfw I saw your name
User avatar #60 - stenchschleifs (04/23/2013) [-]
Dat description.
#42 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (04/07/2013) [-]
MFW description....
MFW description....
#61 - Absolute Madman (06/08/2013) [-]
I spent several seconds making growl-like laughter with my jaw jutting forward and twitching. thank you, description.
User avatar #55 - imagnetsucks (04/07/2013) [-]
******* liberty prime...
#52 - pablotheescobar (04/07/2013) [-]
**pablotheescobar rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at You guys forgot about this.... **what is with description
User avatar #46 - burndt (04/07/2013) [-]
Did he fall into a vat of mac n cheese or something?
User avatar #33 - fatspartan (04/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I find it weird that the bandit had any responce other than some variation of "I'm gonna kill you!"
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User avatar #20 - Protagonistism (04/07/2013) [-]
odd
#4 - Absolute Madman (04/06/2013) [-]
Kate Middleton should get an abortion just for fun
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