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#4 - fezzo (12/11/2015) [-]
I think he'll be very cross when he finds the railroad rifle
#76 to #4 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
wtf does very cross mean is that supposed to be a pun
#59 to #4 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
dont you have to hunt down the thing?
User avatar #16 to #4 - blacklightsun (12/11/2015) [-]
That picture remindsme of itsthetie
User avatar #9 to #4 - wrpen (12/11/2015) [-]
*railway
#10 to #9 - fezzo (12/11/2015) [-]
I am sorry
User avatar #79 to #10 - owmyanus (01/09/2016) [-]
nanomachines son
User avatar #35 to #9 - keltainenlumi (12/12/2015) [-]
You find it in the Railroad so it's kinda right.
User avatar #67 to #35 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Actually you can find another one in this bunker under a junkyard filled with super mutants.
#32 to #4 - magickarcher (12/12/2015) [-]
For real though, that gun is powerful as **** . And the ammo is cheap, too.
#5 - alruneia (12/11/2015) [-]
7th

yes
User avatar #7 to #5 - sirosd (12/11/2015) [-]
So, Omnisexual?
#12 to #7 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
Literally want to **** everything.
#15 to #5 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
I'm Catholic and I'm dying at these.
User avatar #31 to #5 - phoenixprince (12/12/2015) [-]
I loved him on SNL Tebow - Saturday Night Live
User avatar #74 to #5 - akulakhan (12/12/2015) [-]
>was jesus in the middle of anything when he was crucified

"Jesus of Nazareth, we're here to escort you to Golgotha"
"WTF guys, I'm doing dishes"
"Sorry, bro. Pilate's orders"
"Dad damn it, I hate this place"
#8 to #5 - benadryl (12/11/2015) [-]
GIF
"just a severed leg that hopped around"
User avatar #20 to #5 - electronicbacon ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
"was jesus's last name also jesus"
Ah, yes. Could everyone spare a moment of silence for our lord and saviour, Jesus Jesus.
#28 to #20 - rdobet (12/12/2015) [-]
I mean, he didn't really have a last name at the time. >~>
User avatar #43 to #28 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Then....how did Christ get added as a suffix?
#47 to #43 - rdobet (12/12/2015) [-]
Christ basically means messiah or annointed.

More specifically a shortening of the greek word for messiah/annointed.

In his like he would've just been Yeshua of Nazareth.
User avatar #48 to #47 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
So his name in a normal meaning would be "Jesus the Anointed/Messiah"?

Huh, neat. Thumb for new info.
User avatar #63 to #48 - metajunky (12/12/2015) [-]
Actually, I remember reading that the name Jesus isn't a perfectly translated name. By today's language, it would be Joshua
User avatar #64 to #63 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
I do remember reading something like that, because Joshua roughly translates to "Son of Joesph".
#72 to #63 - rdobet (12/12/2015) [-]
That was why I said Yeshua
User avatar #2 - bucketofhurt (12/11/2015) [-]
Whoever made this joke gets my thumb for dedication.
#17 - mitchimuss (12/11/2015) [-]
Someone should take console commands away from me.
User avatar #19 to #17 - fuckberries (12/11/2015) [-]
Thats some nice ghoul power armor there.
User avatar #34 to #19 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Good job stealing that from Achievement Hunter.
User avatar #37 to #34 - fuckberries (12/12/2015) [-]
since when is a reference called stealing?
#3 - daredevizz (12/11/2015) [-]
**daredevizz used "*roll picture*"**
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#33 to #3 - xiontheshadows (12/12/2015) [-]
**xiontheshadows used "*roll picture*"**
**xiontheshadows rolled image**that was a relevant and nice roll
#18 to #3 - walkeraw (12/11/2015) [-]
Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis?


NOT ******* MANY!!!
#50 to #18 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
I feel like muggy in Fallout 4. I once found myself carrying over 30 coffee mugs for ceramic.
User avatar #78 to #50 - lipidregent (01/09/2016) [-]
I just take everything that's not nailed down or stealing
#49 - ebonheart (12/12/2015) [-]
Random funny story that no one is gonna read:
I went to a residential highschool basically for weird people, and as such had a very weird friend that I'm gonna call B. Junior year I was moving in and my dad, who is a programmer, was helping me build my loft.

B walks in the room and says, "you're doing that wrong." And my dad, not wanting to deal with him just says, "don't worry, I'm a carpenter." So B figures he must know what he's doing, and just leaves.

A while down the road, B mentions my dad being a carpenter, and I tell him, "no.... my dad is programmer." So then it became a running joke that whenever B saw my dad he would dramatically point and shout at the top of his lungs, "YOU'RE NOT A CARPENTER!!!!!!". It did not matter when or where, it was unfailing, and my dad hates that kid to this day.
Sorry for wasting your time, it just reminded me of a funny thing
User avatar #51 to #49 - alcohol (12/12/2015) [-]
That's actually pretty funny.
User avatar #53 to #49 - ronyx (12/12/2015) [-]
lel
User avatar #56 to #49 - mortolife (12/12/2015) [-]
Made me smile, thumb for you.
#13 - frostyfranc (12/11/2015) [-]
My ***** , I'm playing as cowboy Jesus.
User avatar #21 to #13 - electronicbacon ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
PLEASE TELL ME WHERE PROFESSOR GOODFEELS IS.
FIRST TIME I CAME ACROSS THAT SETTLEMENT I SAW HIM BUT NOW HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
#24 to #21 - frostyfranc (12/12/2015) [-]
I have no idea. The only time I ever encountered him was South of sanctuary Hills in Sunshine Tidings Co-op.
User avatar #54 to #21 - galoshes (12/12/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/fo4/comments/3so1i1/professor_goodfeels_missing/

"If player leaves the location he can disappear. But he will be in game just in disable state. You can bring him back if you want with console commands (tap ~):
prid 000d5221 Then type enable
You'll have to reenable the "just be" protocol once he's back."

When you fast travel to the co-op or away from the co-op, he usually disappears. It's a reported bug, unfortunately.
User avatar #44 to #21 - redbannerman (12/12/2015) [-]
If you deleted the desk with the computer on it, he's gone forever, bro.
User avatar #22 to #21 - spacexplain (12/12/2015) [-]
Try Hesters Consumer Robotics.
User avatar #23 to #22 - electronicbacon ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Whereabouts is that?
User avatar #25 to #23 - spacexplain (12/12/2015) [-]
Directly south of Goodneighbor, right next to Mass Bay Medical Center. You'll only find him there if you used the terminal in the barn that sends him away for maintenance.
User avatar #26 to #25 - electronicbacon ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
It says he's just simply unreachable.
User avatar #27 to #26 - spacexplain (12/12/2015) [-]
Where?
User avatar #30 to #29 - spacexplain (12/12/2015) [-]
He might have died. Try Hesters anyway?
#55 to #13 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
The pipboy really ruins Kellogg's outfit.
#36 - fuckyouto ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
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#61 to #36 - stonetomcat (12/12/2015) [-]
Wasn't aware I was on /v/ this whole time
#38 to #36 - hideyowives (12/12/2015) [-]
this isnt /v/.......this certainly isnt 4chan......
wha.....waht?
#39 to #38 - fuckyouto ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
My hotspot proxies send all data everywhere on the internet by capturing spider packets for online message boards. The Cloud.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hideyowives (12/12/2015) [-]
but why not change the picture
a lot of people dont care for 4chan after the great exodus
use a gnome threatening to slap people's ****
Good for you...
Good for you.
Good for me...
Good for me.
Mmm good...
Mmm good.
#41 to #40 - fuckyouto ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
"but why not change the picture" Because it has been set in stone now

>
#42 to #41 - hideyowives (12/12/2015) [-]
its....its really not...
Up in the morning to the rising sun.
Up in the morning to the rising sun.
Gotta run all day till the running's done!
Gotta run all day till the running's done!
Ho Chi Minh is a son-of-a-bitch!
Ho Chi Minh is a son-of-a-bitch!
Got the blueballs, crabs and the seven-year-itch!
Got the blueballs, crabs and the seven-year-itch!
#45 to #36 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
It's December 11th, you communist faggot.
#46 to #45 - fuckyouto ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Nah,
User avatar #14 - schneidend ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
Codsworth: Mister Jesus!
#66 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
Jesus wasn't actually a carpenter, this is a translation error. In the original it says he was a "master of arts", which meant a priest. Source: common knowledge.
#68 to #66 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
common knowledge is that Jesus was a carpenter, random internet buzzfeed knowledge is that he was a 'master of arts'
#60 to #58 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
theres a new jewish adventures called jesus in space
#77 to #60 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Fanfics don't count
User avatar #65 to #60 - secretzx (12/12/2015) [-]
No it's called Spaceballs
User avatar #75 - timbittwo (12/12/2015) [-]
That uh looks a lot like my guy. am I jesus irl?
#1 - alboorack (12/11/2015) [-]
**alboorack used "*roll picture*"**
**alboorack rolled image**Yes?
User avatar #73 to #1 - alboorack (12/12/2015) [-]
.... bad roll.....
#70 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #62 - mailstrom ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
I'm drunk as **** and it's...

well it's only 11:35 I girss that's reasonable but there's a bunch of drunk ***** downtown dressed as Santa so that's gotta count for something.

(Reno Satna Crawl)
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#11 - newdevyx (12/11/2015) [-]
**newdevyx used "*roll picture*"**
**newdevyx rolled image** More like a landmower
#69 to #11 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
"used as a sex slave for 3 days"...
luckiest robber in the ******* universe.
User avatar #6 - stubbyftw (12/11/2015) [-]
Looks more like Nic Cage in Con Air
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