Cazador..

those fuckers are worse than ten deathclaws

You called?

Deathclaws?

No problem.

Band of raiders?

Easy.

Whole of Ceasar's Legion?

Pffffff!

Cazadors?

Escape is impossible. Death imminent.

Those fuckers are small and impossible to hit, even in vats, because it's even hard to lock onto their head. They're fast, so you get one shot before those fuckers are up your butthole. And beside their normal attacks, they fucking poison you, which causes immediate assrupture causing you to die.

AND THOSE BASTARDS ALWAYS HUNT IN PACKS!!! So multiply every point here times 4!

>Level 7
>Getting to new vegas
>See mutant wasp called "cazador"
>Oh look, a bitch
>Shoot it with fucking everything
>0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001% damage

reminded me of this

Cazador's nest is fucking hell.
>be level 9
>trying to get to Ranger Station Delpha for NCR armor
>pass Cazador's nest
>Rex goes out tries to kill
>faints
>Lily goes tries to kill them but only gets 2/9
>faced with 7 fuckers and an Oh Baby
>Letsdothis.jpg
>fucking VATS every two seconds until it runs out of AP
>only got 3/7
>left with 4
>in my head I'm thinking "LEEROY JEEEEEENKIINS."
>I finally take them all down
>get to Ranger Station Delpha
>fuck them up with Euclid C. Finder
>Take armor
>try to wear it
>"This specific armor needs armor training in order to be equipped."
MFW

and don't worry courier if they don't get you I will

Getting a lot of uses out of this lately.

>Just started Fallout: New Vegas.
>Level 3.
>Wander around outside Goodsprings.
>Find canyon.
>Walk around in it.
>See a Cazador.
>Think they're just tougher versions of the Bloatflies from Fallout 3.
>Shoot one in the face with my Caravan Shotgun.
>None of it's health goes away.
>Three more come out of nowhere.
>Promptly get buttfucked by four Cazadors.
>MFW.

me when i go back prepared

Whenever I see them in the distance

Step 1: Cripple wings.
Step 2: Laugh as it pathetically crawls towards you.
Step 3: Forget about the other 5 god damn fuckers in the pack.
Step 4: Die.

Never thought I`d get a chance to use this

>be me playing NV
>make mistake of going straight to city
>enter construction site
lovelyscenery.jpg
>Mfw Dethclaw
>notice name
Babydethclaw.jpg
>Vats ftw
>headshot
>Hear sound...
>turn around...
Motherdeathclaw.jpg
>literally scream
>HOLYSHITFUCKBALLSPISSASSFART
>open pipboy
>weapons
>scroll
>look for vengance
>no vengence
>reload auto save
>go the long way

I went to the quarry. I ran for my fucking life.