Can't wait till people worship me. . This biodegradable urn in turn on into a tree after you die. I own n think this through at all .. I want to become an apple tree so I can put my seed in girls mouths.
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Can't wait till people worship me

This biodegradable urn
in turn on into a tree after you die.
I own n think this through at all
**** .
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Submitted: 05/21/2013
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User avatar #44 - fukkentyranitar (05/22/2013) [-]
You might as well put my ashes in a sun chips bag and call it an evening.
User avatar #38 - oversoul (05/22/2013) [-]
So I'll become a Ghoultree
User avatar #28 - eldinarcus (05/22/2013) [-]
Don't all atheists turn into trees after they die?
User avatar #43 to #28 - chuca (05/22/2013) [-]
atheistism is not one belief system, it simply means you don't believe in any god or gods

some atheists believe they turn into trees yes, most i imagine do not
User avatar #46 to #43 - eldinarcus (05/22/2013) [-]
It was kind of a Dane Cook reference.
User avatar #47 to #46 - chuca (05/23/2013) [-]
oh, yea not many people here like dane cook, so his jokes dont get referenced alot

plus thats mad old man
#40 to #28 - lolfire (05/22/2013) [-]
.... yeah, we atheists have a tree soul instead of a normal one.
#27 - pieiskawaii (05/22/2013) [-]
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#22 - volcanicxlegend (05/22/2013) [-]
i cant be the only one who was scared when i saw that tree for the first time
#21 - honditar (05/22/2013) [-]
I don't want to be a tree!   
I want to be grown into a weed plant!   
   
I WILL BURN TWICE!
I don't want to be a tree!
I want to be grown into a weed plant!

I WILL BURN TWICE!
#15 - joekooldash (05/22/2013) [-]
now fluttershy can achieve her life's dream after death.
User avatar #16 to #15 - strelokkk (05/22/2013) [-]
If you read Fallout Equestria you'll figure out it's not quite a dream after all !
User avatar #17 to #16 - joekooldash (05/22/2013) [-]
this i must do then. i can has link?
User avatar #24 to #17 - pvtgoblin (05/22/2013) [-]
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html
User avatar #23 to #17 - thisotherdude (05/22/2013) [-]
You are aware fallout equestria is longer than the lord of the rings in word count right? Anyway you could just google fallout equestria
#31 to #23 - alucord (05/22/2013) [-]
Are you ******* serious?

I'm going to have to put off reading it even longer now!
#39 to #31 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
And her kids you will see how ponies ruin everything
#41 to #39 - alucord (05/22/2013) [-]
That is nice honey
That is nice honey
User avatar #33 to #31 - thisotherdude (05/22/2013) [-]
It's extremely good though, I mean for a fanfic it's quality of writing, the characters, everything is just superb. I would highly recommend it if you do get the time.
#34 to #33 - alucord (05/22/2013) [-]
I will. Its on my long ass list of things to do.

But, is it literally longer then LOTR
User avatar #36 to #34 - thisotherdude (05/22/2013) [-]
Here's the actually numbers:

FO:E = 607,282 words

LOTR = 468,420 words
User avatar #35 to #34 - thisotherdude (05/22/2013) [-]
Yes, someone actually did a word count for both it and LOTR when it was still about ten chapters from completion, FO:E is literally through a genuine word count longer than the LOTR trilogy.
#37 to #35 - alucord (05/22/2013) [-]
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#14 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Too bad you burn away almost all of the nutrition in your body when you get cremated so the tree can't grow as well. You'd be better off just laying the seeds on your chest and being buried in a linen wrap; that's what I'm going to have done.
#13 - Frozen_Hatred (05/22/2013) [-]
I would love to become a tree like that. Horrify everyone who comes near me.
User avatar #12 - paelaer ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I would like to be mulched instead of cremated.
User avatar #18 to #12 - songemot (05/22/2013) [-]
I would prefer having my body shot into space.
#7 - flabbawabbajabba (05/22/2013) [-]
"what do you want to be when you grow up johnny" "a tree"
#5 - sodapops (05/22/2013) [-]
I want to become an apple tree so I can put my seed in girls mouths.
#10 to #5 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
I guess that's the only way you could
User avatar #6 to #5 - thebigcjs (05/22/2013) [-]
aww yeah, put it deep in cider.
#11 to #6 - sirhyden (05/22/2013) [-]
I came back to thumb this up, good on you Sir.
I came back to thumb this up, good on you Sir.
User avatar #1 - padlochmcgee (05/22/2013) [-]
Which Fallout is this from?
User avatar #19 to #1 - alstorp (05/22/2013) [-]
3
User avatar #8 to #1 - dovakiin (05/22/2013) [-]
This is from Fallout 3. In Fallout 1 and 2, he is a ghoul. Those two games take place in 2161 and 2241, respectively. and somewhere between fallout 2 and 3, Harold walks into the wastes and is rooted to the ground by Bob (Herbert) the tree.
User avatar #2 to #1 - jasmineandpeter (05/22/2013) [-]
Harold is in nearly all of the Fallout Games apart from New Vegas.
#20 to #2 - irokk (05/22/2013) [-]
But to further answer your question!

In Fallout 2, theres a side mission where you work with him and he falls into a vat of Radioactive waste. Ew! Gross! Your character continues on

In Fallout 3, you get another side quest that takes you to Harold, the Talking Tree! Wow! Cool! He tells this story and how the radioactive waste had made a tree start growing out of him, which eventually starts "talking" to him. Bummer!
User avatar #25 to #20 - thisotherdude (05/22/2013) [-]
Your info on 2 is wrong. Before Fallout 1 Harold and the guy who later becomes the master travel to Mariposa, The Master falls into the vat and Harold only gets splashed by it. You never actually get a quest where he falls into anything as all this happened before the events of the first fallout (and the second fallout takes place around 80 years after the first)
#26 to #25 - irokk (05/22/2013) [-]
I hadn't played Fallout 1 or 2, so i had decided to read the wiki about both of them. I'm sorry, I was just relaying what I read on there >_<
User avatar #29 to #26 - thisotherdude (05/22/2013) [-]
I see, no worries then. The lore behind Fallout does take a little time to get into (kind of like the lore from Dark Souls but nowhere near as extensive and vague)
User avatar #3 to #2 - padlochmcgee (05/22/2013) [-]
Oo i've only played new vegas :/
#4 to #3 - fasthink (05/22/2013) [-]
In the first two Fallout games he was just a ghoul with a small tree growing on his head. This is what happened, years later, in Fallout 3.
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