Albino Midgets Fisting Cats. Sometimes I just like to follow little children around in a van and whisper "that's the good stuff. Show off that ass, you pie

Albino Midgets Fisting Cats

Sometimes I just like to follow little children around in a van and whisper "that's the good stuff. Show off that ass, you piece of meat" just loud enough for them to listen. Does anyone actually read the description? Probably not. I like tacos. I mean, really, who thought of that? "let's just put some meat in a handy dandy carrying device, and top it with cheese n' **** !" I'm not sure who it was, but that man is a genius. Why do the commercials show five gum to be so glorious? I've had it. It ain't amazing. I mean, it's decent, for gum, but eh. Are you actually reading this? No, you're not. But if you were, you would get a prize. But a ****** prize, like five gum and no tacos. What does something look like that's smaller than the size of light? Would we be able to see it even? Or would it just be invisible, no matter how much magnification you look through. I still have about 1600 words to write, so I'm just getting started. Have any of you ever been farted on? I can tell you, it ain't pretty. But, I suppose, it can be kinky if done right. At this point, I don't even know why I'm writing this, but I ain't erasing anything. Oh, when I said I had 1600 words, I meant characters. It's significantly less now, though. Why do people kill eachother in such large quantities? If we focused all that energy into sexy orgies, the world would be a hotter place. Once I tried to get my dog to give me a blowjob. If you're still reading this, you win a story. Once upon a time in a magical land of hookers, you got laid. I feel bad for that, it seems kinda like I was saying you can't get laid outside of magical hooker lands. What do hookers taste like? Probably like a dumpster. I like dumpsters. They have so much uses. How many nipples would I need to harvest to make a nipple coat? I don't mean a coat with nipples on it, either. I mean a coat made completely out of nipples. With nipples holding it all together. I'd probably need a butt ton of nipples. I wonder how many nipples I could get if I went to my local preschool. Nobody cares about children that young, either, so I'd be in the complete clear. They say you never get caught on the first time. I wonder if my nipple coat would get caught. Nah. Have you ever tried to turn nipples into a coat? It's not easy. The size differences, as well as texture and color, makes it hard to work out. I wonder how big the average dog nipple is. Do you know? Probably not. Nobody actually searches for that stuff. But they're soft, at least.

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#60 - HarvietheDinkle (08/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Guise, you do know the description is a copypasta he's used for pretty much all of his content, right?
Guise, you do know the description is a copypasta he's used for pretty much all of his content, right?
#1 - sinclairr (08/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This was one of those "good content- no thumbs because of description" contents
This was one of those "good content- no thumbs because of description" contents
#4 - yiffcario ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Entertained by both content and description.
Entertained by both content and description.
#28 - thascomrad (08/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Fallout thread?
User avatar #5 - bronzebones (08/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
im still playing and im at the point to go to rivet city and i still carry 1 purified ************* water for that greasy **** in case i go back to megaton.
#53 - emberstar (08/04/2013) [-]
After this content's title.
After this content's title.
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User avatar #29 to #19 - ilovehitler (08/03/2013) [-]
let's not hurt eachother this way anymore...
#10 - karvarausku (08/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #140 at Gold versus Meth ** OP wut? "Once I tried to get my dog to give me a blowjob"
#42 - anotherhaloguy ONLINE (08/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I hate that guy, he needs "pure" water   
You are dying in a desert! Why can't you drink my bloody Nuka?
I hate that guy, he needs "pure" water
You are dying in a desert! Why can't you drink my bloody Nuka?
User avatar #44 to #42 - snerus (08/04/2013) [-]
Micky says that he can't drink any more irradiated water. My guess is that if he drinks more of it he'll probably **** out his intestines.
#11 - zomitlu (08/03/2013) [+] (22 replies)
I wondered into Megaton, passed two children, saw the bomb, blew it up.

The explosion was glorious
User avatar #3 - ChristopherLloyd (08/03/2013) [-]
kinky title
User avatar #59 - newmrnormal (08/04/2013) [-]
Fallout 3: Game of the Year Edition was on sale for 75% off because it's Quakecon weekend, so all Bethesda games are on sale. It sucks though because they ran out of Fallout 3 game keys, so I have to wait until somewhere around Tuesday to play.
#38 - xnotcreative (08/04/2013) [-]
I feel as if OP were to be a girl, she'd be one of those annoying "random girls" I hate with a burning passion.

OF A MILLION ******* SUNS
User avatar #34 - frets (08/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read the entire description.

WHERE'S MY FIVE GUM.
User avatar #33 - thedarkestrogue (08/03/2013) [-]
....Nipple coat.....
nice.
User avatar #26 - thatlonewolf (08/03/2013) [-]
recently started playing fallout, but it's a lil hard :c
#13 - painispancakes (08/03/2013) [-]
The title pretty much made me laugh... And it kind of reminded me of spotting a black midget in the mall...
The title pretty much made me laugh... And it kind of reminded me of spotting a black midget in the mall...
#8 - moonmanp (08/03/2013) [-]
I enjoyed the description very much.
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