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#17 - mrpavelowgrimm
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(01/15/2014) [-]
>Go to bed at 4am I know I can sleep all day next day
>Knock at the door about 8am try to ignore it
>Still knocking on my door 5 minutes later
>Get up violently race to my door
>Open door
>Bunch of cunts standing outside my residence trying to sell me **** I don't need
>One starts speaking and suddenly stops mid sentence
>I take opportunity to politely ask them to **** off
>Slam door door hits my dick
>painful as ****

MFW I had a boner so hard it poked out of my boxers.
User avatar #19 to #17 - ddoggdiggity
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(01/15/2014) [-]
hahaha door door