Stupid Woman. . y ex sent me a picture of her having sex with her boyfriend Rent it to her dad. Unlike . Comment , 97 Lolo. be me, 18 sleeping with ex, don't know she has bf ex says she has naked pics on her phone, discreetly send them to my phone, because reasons. see picture of ex  facebook
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - oneskintwoskin
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be me, 18   
sleeping with ex, don't know she has bf   
ex says she has naked pics on her phone, discreetly send them to my phone, because reasons.   
see picture of ex with bf, we argue, I decide to call it off   
ex keeps texting me to meet her, says she'l leave bf for me   
bf finds out, gets aggressive, thinks it's me that is harassing her.   
tell him I can prove it isn't me, send him texts and pics, still doesn't believe me   
eventually escalates into mass brawl. pretty cool.   
dad gets involved|(total cunt waffle, never liked me)   
tell him his daughter sent me naked pics, dad scoffs   
show dad said pics   
dad gets angry. tears in his eyes   
goes to hit me, I duck   
dad hits lamppost. starts crying hysterically.   
awkward..   
me and friend drive away, occasionally see him when walking to work, still can't look at me   
mfw tl;dr
be me, 18
sleeping with ex, don't know she has bf
ex says she has naked pics on her phone, discreetly send them to my phone, because reasons.
see picture of ex with bf, we argue, I decide to call it off
ex keeps texting me to meet her, says she'l leave bf for me
bf finds out, gets aggressive, thinks it's me that is harassing her.
tell him I can prove it isn't me, send him texts and pics, still doesn't believe me
eventually escalates into mass brawl. pretty cool.
dad gets involved|(total cunt waffle, never liked me)
tell him his daughter sent me naked pics, dad scoffs
show dad said pics
dad gets angry. tears in his eyes
goes to hit me, I duck
dad hits lamppost. starts crying hysterically.
awkward..
me and friend drive away, occasionally see him when walking to work, still can't look at me
mfw tl;dr
User avatar #19 to #1 - Dwarf
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********.
#43 to #19 - doubledisme
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are you related to the man in this pic?
#92 to #43 - jumperzero
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This is ******* legend where the hell is this sauce you sexy beast
#96 to #92 - doubledisme
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its from a game called dwarf fortress
however thats the most you are gonna get visually speaking
#99 to #96 - jumperzero
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Oh. Ive played it, and that's the first thing that came to mind when i read it, too XD. yeah seems about right for DF.
#100 to #99 - doubledisme
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I like it because you need to use your imagination
same way if you want to get by day to day in real life
only thing I hate is that goblins in iron armor keep on killing my adventurers
to any one who never played this before think if you were playing monopoly and a bunch of goblins in iron armor kill you
#101 to #100 - jumperzero
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Haha first time I played -

>run around in the grass, thing this game is great
>hear some noises thinking that its just the first few seconds what could go wrong
>Get attacked by about 30 boogeymen
>run for my ******* LIFE
>go about 2 squares
>and torn to shreds
#102 to #101 - doubledisme
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I won a fight with three boogeymen
walking in the forest
hear a crackling
get ambushed by three boogeymen
keep on kicking and pommeling them to knock them down
run towards a fort
sun comes up the boogeymen die
#104 to #102 - jumperzero
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And then you were killed by small children.
#105 to #104 - doubledisme
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close
kobolds of all things
User avatar #85 to #1 - theturkeyburger
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I remember the content with that gif
#95 to #85 - butterisgood
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Comment Picture
User avatar #97 to #95 - theturkeyburger
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For? I just remember it
User avatar #107 to #97 - butterisgood
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Oh, okay then.
#114 to #95 - trustsharpeye
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It's from the best television series of all time, Police Squad.
More jokes and funny in one episode than in a whole series of Friends.
I very much recommend it.
User avatar #17 to #1 - Lintutu
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so...what happened to you and the bf?
#23 to #17 - oneskintwoskin
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several fights.. outside my house, his house, in a shopping centre, at my former place of work(got fired for causing a scene). he started harassing my friend at his workplace, too. it didn't stop until they split up.
#3 - xxitzchubbsxx
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obviously new boyfriend can't be very good if she's thinking about him whilst having sex.
User avatar #71 to #3 - darkjustifier
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got dang that's smart.
#66 - budbrown
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**budbrown rolls 33**
#108 to #66 - namesboo
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**namesboo rolls 43** here have this....
#81 to #66 - mfwiggers
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**mfwiggers rolls 663** **** you
#90 to #66 - afrogeist
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<Yfw when double dubs. Or you know, you could be double D too. Thought I'd mix things up a bit.
#103 to #66 - harrywarden
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Nice.
Nice.
User avatar #125 to #66 - lordreginald
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:o
#78 to #66 - spartathecat
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Comment Picture
User avatar #87 to #66 - theturkeyburger
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Holy... Comment number and roll
#67 to #66 - seemerollin
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yfw

#10 - anon id: b057d25f
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What a bitter asshole.







User avatar #20 to #10 - sleepisfortheweak
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God damn, you succeeded in pissing people off. Congratulations, anon.
#118 to #20 - anon id: b057d25f
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>Same anonfag.

The trick is to keep it simple. Over doing it makes it obvious.

I give myself 8.5/10 on this one.
#119 to #118 - joethebeast
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hahahaha, okay, that was pretty good
hahahaha, okay, that was pretty good
User avatar #38 to #10 - curveball
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Admittedly that is a pretty bitter thing to do, but you shouldn't give your ex any ammunition. If you send them a pic of you ******* your new partner with the intent to piss them off, don't complain when it comes back to haunt you.
User avatar #16 to #10 - lordmoldywart
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Shut the **** up
#18 to #10 - seelcudoom
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#94 to #10 - jumperzero
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Last I checked it had no taste!
#36 to #10 - fartmart
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#72 to #10 - joethebeast
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an old klingon proverb "revenge is a dish best served cold"
User avatar #13 to #10 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account**
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why is he the bitter one? She tried to hurt him, to make him jealous. She just could left him alone.

User avatar #11 to #10 - lowlifescarecrow
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It's hardly bitter. She sent him a picture to try to make him jealous, was he supposed to just take it?
#6 - mastersaturday
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User avatar #12 to #6 - hotsaws
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Because no sane father wants to see their daughter with legs open wider than eagle wings and rammed with man-meat.
User avatar #54 to #12 - applecopy
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What do you mean? That's free fap material
#58 to #54 - hotsaws
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#59 to #58 - applecopy
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This image has expired
how about yes
#60 to #59 - hotsaws
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Comment Picture
#61 to #60 - applecopy
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#62 to #61 - hotsaws
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User avatar #117 to #12 - Pacboy
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I like the way you put that..
#14 to #12 - mastersaturday
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User avatar #15 to #14 - hotsaws
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Yeah, when your kid is out of high school it's safe to assume they've done it. Doesn't mean you want to see what they look like ********.
#27 to #15 - kanedam
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but it doesnt mean she'd get any trouble or anything... i think thats what he means.
User avatar #41 to #27 - hotsaws
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Still would suck to see him the next day. He can't look at his "little girl" the same...
User avatar #39 to #27 - ilovehitler
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But it'd still make things awkward as ****.
#40 to #39 - kanedam
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you think...?

i just think the dad would feel uncomfortable at first and then act as if nothing ever happened. or tell her about it and then it will be like nothing ever happened...

it's a nice idea, but i can't imagine it really beeing so bad. (living in a very open country... maybe thats why)
#26 - reaperslayer
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burn thread?   
   
burn thread!
burn thread?

burn thread!
User avatar #86 to #26 - yorker
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Ashton Kutcher is ******* annoying.
User avatar #29 to #26 - powerupbrony
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no
#57 - jmasters
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User avatar #63 to #57 - psyachu
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Exactly what her dad said! XD
#64 to #63 - jmasters
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#70 to #57 - EpicAnon
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#121 to #70 - jmasters
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**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at dayammmmm **
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#122 to #110 - jmasters
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#68 to #57 - bvsfang
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#120 to #68 - jmasters
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**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at For Science! **
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#93 - josieabby
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Dad's FW
Dad's FW
#31 - randomeperson
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Well, I'm not sure if thats a true story, but I still enjoyed a chuckle.
#42 to #31 - StinkyCheese
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#44 to #42 - randomeperson
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#45 to #44 - StinkyCheese
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More?
#46 to #45 - randomeperson
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Please
#47 to #46 - StinkyCheese
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#48 to #47 - StinkyCheese
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#49 to #48 - StinkyCheese
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#50 to #49 - StinkyCheese
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I'm all out for now.

But take this.
#51 to #50 - randomeperson
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Thank you good friend!
Thank you good friend!