New! Delicious Diet Cunt!. Mmmmmmm diet is my favorite.. Cameron -. ttn Pith grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we' re fondl
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Mmmmmmm diet **** is my favorite.

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Cameron -. ttn
Pith grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While
we' re fondling each other, she asks me Diet Coke. Me: It' s
alright. Girl: Well, LLOVE it. How ‘bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go
downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return,
she says it' s too cold. Girl:. How ‘bout warming it up... by rubbing it on my
**** ? So Ibadan to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she
asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I
because I KNOW that, with this girl, I' m defiantly going to get off. That' s
when it gets crazy. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling
her **** ! with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into
her **** !. I had seriously underestimated this ***** s liquid retention
volume. Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT
FROM ME! Iwas noticeably freaked, but I did want to get off, and I
didn' t want my first to be into 18. 7 fluid ounces of a
beverage. Ibadan to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong
thing. Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I' M THE KOOLKIID MAN! OH
YEAH! OH YEAH! I don' t know how she did it with voice, but
she sounded exactly like the koolkiid man from the commercials. I
glanced at the wall, him to burst through and over me a
fruity beverage. Iwas extremely . She could tell, too. As she
sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that
Diet Coke shot out of her and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it
was at that sticky, moment that my parents chose to pull into
the driveway.
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Submitted: 12/17/2012
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#21 - mcatheistnuggets (12/18/2012) [-]
I laughed way too ******* hard at that.
User avatar #18 - andreweasley (12/17/2012) [-]
I'm done!
#16 - andreweasley (12/17/2012) [-]
Now put this on...........
#13 - andreweasley (12/17/2012) [-]
*SUDDENLY COOL-AID MAN*
User avatar #15 to #13 - samansa (12/17/2012) [-]
You're killin' me here weasley.....!
User avatar #17 to #15 - andreweasley (12/17/2012) [-]
EASLEY!
#11 - andreweasley (12/17/2012) [-]
Hopefully you did'int...............
#7 - andreweasley (12/17/2012) [-]
OH....YEA!
User avatar #8 to #7 - samansa (12/17/2012) [-]
Sir, I believe you're having way too much fun with this XD Go on....
#6 - andreweasley (12/17/2012) [-]
I can do this all day...
#4 - andreweasley (12/17/2012) [-]
Or....................
#2 - wolfdogone (12/17/2012) [-]
wut
User avatar #9 to #2 - samansa (12/17/2012) [-]
All of the wuts
User avatar #10 to #9 - wolfdogone (12/17/2012) [-]
And then some
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#19 to #14 - wolfdogone (12/17/2012) [-]
And these
And these
#1 - andreweasley (12/17/2012) [-]
Too soon?.....................
User avatar #3 to #1 - samansa (12/17/2012) [-]
Its never too soon, my friend.
User avatar #5 to #3 - andreweasley (12/17/2012) [-]
Indeed...
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