God Tells A Story. . An engineer dies and gees tn hell. He' s hot and miserable, so he I decides tn take amen. The MC has been busted fer I lene time. he lines
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God Tells A Story

An engineer dies and gees tn hell. He' s hot and miserable, so he
I decides tn take amen. The MC has been busted fer I lene time.
he lines it, Thumgs reel drawn quickly. The walkway
meter jammed, he enjoys it, Female can an from piece tn
niece mere . The TV was grainy and unclear. St? he fates the
Den neckles the Satellite dish and new they get hundreds M
high def manuals. they still rennet watch Breaking led
en AME.
Cine day, tlak decides tn leek detain en Hell see heist his grand
design is main; out and notices that everyone is we
endearing umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil What’: up?
The new sens, "Things are great deem here since we sent us an
engineer."
Maat?" sews tied. "An engineer? l didn' t send we ends ' these.
That must have been a mistake. send him upstairs Immediately,"
The Devil resumes. We were We want keep em engineer. We
like him,"
the demands, we dank send him he me immediately, I' ll seel"
The Devil laughs. “Where are Rtru. gaing he get a lunar?
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User avatar #6 - sasyboncho (09/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I feel like an idiot, but explain?
#7 to #6 - sniperdawg (09/09/2013) [-]
The running joke with lawyers is that all lawyers go to hell, possibly because of them having to take their client's side, even if they already know they're client committed the crime. God wanted to sue, but all the lawyers are in hell.
#5 - ghettodiaper (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No Breaking Bad, man that is hell.
User avatar #16 - jaysnk (09/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
mfw im in law school
User avatar #18 to #16 - CaptainPugwash (09/09/2013) [-]
FYI, MFW stands for "My face when"
You can't really say that without showing what your face would look like...
User avatar #11 - plutoo (09/09/2013) [-]
HEy here's a joke I heard a while back:

Few months after receiving the Ten Commandments Moses had many questions on his mind, I mean it was the all knowing God after all? So Moses goes back to that Bush where he met God and tries to communicate with God again.
God? God Are you there?
Yes my son I am here.
Can I ask you a question?
Sure son Go ahead.
Why is it that girls have two holes, so very close to each other?
Well my son, I realized that men are quite easily bored with beeing with one woman for too long, so I thought I would try and add an extra hole so you can have fun a little longer.
But, but God? Then why did you give men an extra hole?
Well it's so you can take a dump.
#24 - anarkmusic (09/09/2013) [-]
>no breaking bad
>no breaking bad
#3 - theroflcer (09/09/2013) [-]
I gotta use this one sometime soon.
I gotta use this one sometime soon.
#12 - willindor (09/09/2013) [-]
Nice one.
Nice one.
#4 - sweener (09/09/2013) [-]
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#2 - anonymous (09/09/2013) [-]
didnt get it at first
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