Friendzoned, poor guy.....

#59 to #33 - zcdzcd (08/24/2012) [-]

"in no circumstance does it not..." = Room for adjustments is zero

#9 to #8 - aculnig (08/23/2012) [-]

description tard

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#14 - guiguito (08/23/2012) [+] (18 replies)

at least he din't got friendzoned by three girls in one minute after you pay their diner...
fk me right?

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#15 to #14 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** (08/23/2012) [-]

at least people actually talk to you!!

#16 to #15 - guiguito (08/23/2012) [-]

you can't be that anti-social, and even if you manage that, there is other anti-social people you can talk to

ps: no they don't
pss: i like cake

#17 to #16 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** (08/23/2012) [-]

I literally have no friends irl, and barely 2 people on my friend's list on here ...

#18 to #17 - guiguito (08/23/2012) [-]

well then, welcome to the internet, i am your friend.
now you can suicide already

#19 to #18 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** (08/23/2012) [-]

suicide is for the weak fucks who can't handle their shit,

I've been like this for years, I don't plan on dying for some stupid inconsistencies in my life...

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#32 to #19 - zraxx (08/23/2012) [-]

#20 to #19 - guiguito (08/23/2012) [-]

dunno man, you pretty fucked up, try being rich, it works everytime

#21 to #20 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** (08/23/2012) [-]

hahahaha ...

that was weird as fuck man ...

#22 to #21 - guiguito (08/23/2012) [-]

why that?
it realy works, u get all the chicks and a car and stuff like bacon, being rich is awsome

#24 to #22 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** (08/23/2012) [-]

you make it sound easy brotha...

#25 to #24 - guiguito (08/23/2012) [-]

you are the one that have "mercenary" as nickname
should be easy

#26 to #25 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** (08/23/2012) [-]

hehehe

so, you finally noticed...

#27 to #26 - guiguito (08/23/2012) [-]

when there is like 6 notifications with your name on it, you kinda see it

#28 to #27 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** (08/23/2012) [-]

hehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

VICTORY IS MINE!!!

#29 to #28 - guiguito (08/23/2012) [-]

well, now we know why you don't have friends

#30 to #29 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** (08/23/2012) [-]

why is that?

#36 to #14 - commontroll (08/23/2012) [-]

Well, you're kind of a douche for going for three girls at the same time, so of course you didn't get with them. Dumbass.

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#54 - cheeselol (08/23/2012) [-]

him in 10 years with all his friendzoned rage.

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#31 - imnice (08/23/2012) [+] (7 replies)

friendzones aint nothing.. little bitches

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#39 to #31 - WoIverine (08/23/2012) [-]

THANK YOU!

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#58 to #39 - imnice (08/23/2012) [-]

you find the friendzone bitching stupid, too?

#60 to #58 - WoIverine (08/24/2012) [-]

Heck yeah! Especially since most people who whine about it are the same people who are too scared to make a move in the first place, and try to go after someone way out of their league. "It's what's on the inside that counts" is a bunch of B.S. to me, I know I wouldn't wanna date a girl I'm not physically attracted to, the same goes to everyone, whether they like it or not.

#61 to #60 - imnice (08/24/2012) [-]

"most people who whine about it are the same people who are too scared to make a move in the first place" so fucking true. you're the most awesome person i've talked to on this site. i hate those little whiney bitches that are like "douche bags take all of the good girls" STFU YOU HAVE NO GAME TO FLIRT. i feel that part about dating someone that you're not physically attracted to. just because a girl's close friends with a guy doesn't mean that she's a bitch if she doesn't date him

#64 to #61 - N. Korean citizen (08/25/2012) [-]

stfu nigga

#62 to #61 - WoIverine (08/24/2012) [-]

True story: I used to be the same kind of guy that we were just talking about. And I liked this girl, and we were really close friends. She stopped talking to me out of nowhere, and it took me a while to realize why, and now that I'm not a little bitch like I was, she started talking to me again, and we're dating:D And now I circle the globe telling people this story, and constantly pulling people out of the "bitch zone" so they can get the girl they like. (That last part wasn't true)

#63 to #62 - imnice (08/24/2012) [-]

LOL word up, you made it, man. but i'm starting to understand that when girls say "our friendship is too valuable to me to risk ruining it," they really mean it. true story, there's this girl i talk to a lot. we've got a lot in common, she's alright with the looks. some people would try to make the move in my case, but i really value my friendship with her too much to risk ruining it. we're happily in each others' friend zones. i mean, i'm in high school. how many high school relationships make it lol.

#51 - antistar (08/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Because the only reason a guy befriends a girl is for a chance to fuck her.

#52 to #51 - N. Korean citizen (08/23/2012) [-]

well, yeah?

#44 - lavoire (08/23/2012) [-]

Let me sum up this content in a sentence.

"HURR DURR, I AM FRIENDS WITH A GIRL, AND SHE DOESN'T SUCK MY DICK."

Just because you do something for a girl doesn't mean that she's going to have to be your girlfriend. Surprise, I've done nice things for girls before, and in return I got a hug and knowing that my friends like me. And that smug feeling of accomplishment.

Now time for rampant red thumbs for me because I'm not a misogynist

#65 - naziyahtzee (08/29/2012) [-]

OH MY GOD.
Friendzoned by a girl like that? That guy is lucky. Maybe he doesn't know it, but any girl who does shit like calling them to talk about their problems, taking pouty pictures in the mirror with the flash on or other stuff is not one you want to go out with.
God, I see this all the time and I think this every time I see it.

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#55 - drblue (08/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Is every guy who's nice to his friend who happens to be girl assumed to be in the friendzone?

#56 to #55 - N. Korean citizen (08/23/2012) [-]

yes, why else would a guy hang out with girls. Unless they're gay of course.

#53 - Daakoolaidman (08/23/2012) [-]

Hahahaha this bitch is on my friends list.. you should see her other posts, they are exactly what you would think she would say

#46 - tealkangaroo (08/23/2012) [-]

Fuck! This is enough! These were barely funny to begin with!

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#41 - N. Korean citizen (08/23/2012) [-]

So everyone here has problems talking to the opposite sex?
First time on this site since it was only pictures, no forum or comments.
Stop being desensitized pussies. Dont pay for 3 girls dinners. Choose one and dont pay for the other two. That way the chosen one will have a sense of entitlement while the other 2 will battle for top spot.
Or dont pay for any of them. Only tools pay for 3 bitches dinners. I blow that on drinks, not food.
And anyone can talk to girls. You just need something interesting to contribute to her life and a pair of testicals.

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#11 - parralax (08/23/2012) [-]

**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at damn straight **What if he way gay?