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I can travel through time. The only limitation is Itraver at the rate of one second per second.
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I can temporarily breathe underwater
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I have the possibility of stopping a speeding bullet. Once,
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I can talk to animals, buti cannot understand them
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an fly, But only toward earth.
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I can run at super some speeds For a milisecond
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I can survive extreme temperatures I For extremely short amounts of time.
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I an predict the futue with a 5% rate
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I an recall past events,
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I can reuse the apear: relapse, just at a certain time.
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I an control the weather, buti can' t control what weather I summon.
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i; ince there was no response, I must assume I am the more power superhuman.
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Submitted: 10/16/2012
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#3 - zzitro (10/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#1 - pineapplepeople (10/17/2012) [-]
That 'supersonic speeds' one can be useful. You can move about a foot, which would make it great for dodging. And he never mentions how often he can run this quick.
User avatar #2 - somethingneu (10/17/2012) [-]
You know, a friend sent this to me and I was trying to figure out where I'd seen it before. Then it hit me... I took this screenshot off my Facebook and posted it on Reddit a week ago.
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