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User avatar #1 - jokexplain (04/05/2014) [+] (52 children)
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shouts out to Warioteam for his frankly ridiculous content making skills!

and here's the full list of xplainers for your perusal:

animexplain
comicexplain
drugexplain
foodexplain
languagexplain
musicexplain
itexplain
artexplain
bioexplain
bookexplain
mathexplain
religionexplain
financexplain
economyexplain
englexplain
gayexplain
girlexplain
mythexplain
historiexplain
lawexplain
memexplain
militaryexplain
modexplain
newsexplain
pokexplain
rockexplain
sexplain
sportexplain
tvexplain
weaponexplain
wildlifexplain

and now for the more niche explain people:

dinoexplain
finnxplain
gotexplain [game of thrones]
securityexplain
androidexplain
atheismexplain
canadaexplain
communismexplain
danexplain
darksoulsexplain
dndexplain
doctorexplain
fantasyexplain
footballexplain
greekmythexplain
japanexplain
lolexplain [league of legends]
mangaexplain
masseffectexplain
mexicoexplain
russianexplain
scrubsexplain
spanishexplain
tolkienexplain
trackexplain
britexplain
weirdstuffexplain
workoutexplain
zoologyexplain
norwegianexplain
swedenexplain
internetexplain
User avatar #297 - jokexplain (04/06/2014) [+] (17 replies)
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here's some more recognized explainers

first off, I brain farted and forgot my original partners!
sciencexplain and pyschexplain

then:

wwiiexplain [second world war]
dndxplain [dndexplain is much less active]
usaexplain
redneckexplain
healthexplain
bronyexplain
airforcexplain
navyexplain
hockeyexplain
gymexplain
moviexplain
germanyexplain

again, if you've been wrongfully forgotten reply here!

#143 - wrongexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
I heard that wrongexpain is a badass
#164 to #143 - reaperboy ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
i love you wronngexplain. keep doing what you do best.
User avatar #182 to #143 - syfygeek ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
I want to see a comic between you and jokexplain.
I love both of you
#185 to #143 - shitforluck (04/06/2014) [-]
You are wrong.
User avatar #248 to #143 - samsaysbai (04/06/2014) [-]
I love you keep doing what youre doing
#387 to #143 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
You do know that since your wrong explain saying that your a badass makes you not a badass
User avatar #306 to #143 - sexymossantamby (04/06/2014) [-]
best explain 2014
User avatar #187 to #143 - languagexplain ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
70% cuntwaffle, 30% badass.
#75 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
why cant i hold all these explains?
#237 - wmpedo (04/06/2014) [-]
These explains are getting out of hand
These explains are getting out of hand
User avatar #286 to #237 - daentraya (04/06/2014) [-]
Don't worry. Most will die out quickly
User avatar #10 - thunderchanter (04/05/2014) [-]
I feel like you guys missed an opportunity to have someone named explainexplain explain the explains
User avatar #11 to #10 - jokexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
there is one. I shunned him.
#270 - awesomechardey (04/06/2014) [-]
Look at all those self-appointed 			********		 experts...
Look at all those self-appointed ******** experts...
User avatar #586 to #270 - psychexplain (04/08/2014) [-]
(Ombra here) Go ahead my friend, try us Ask any of us a question. If you feel our answers are wrong, then you know you've discovered ******** .

There's no hate in this comment, I just want to clear up any misconceptions
#587 to #586 - awesomechardey (04/08/2014) [-]
I noticed, there is no hate in this comment. But there was sort of hate in my comment, and I apologize.
User avatar #589 to #587 - psychexplain (04/08/2014) [-]
(Ombra here) Don't worry about it my friend. You can determine if you have a healthy psyche by a few different ways, and one of these ways is your ability to ask questions. The mind is meant to be the most powerful supercomputer ever created by science or God (Whatever ones beliefs might be). So in reality, it does my heart good to see people questioning anything and everything.

Keep on keepin' on my friend
#590 to #589 - awesomechardey (04/08/2014) [-]
you are some very polite person
User avatar #591 to #590 - psychexplain (04/08/2014) [-]
(Ombra here) I chose to hop on board with the explains, and my first instinct (As I'm a Psych Major in college) was to join Psychexplain. I want to assist people by helping them cope with their issues by explaining to them what it entails. I want to spread the wealth of psychology knowledge, because it never hurts to know more about ourselves. The incredible people sprinkled in with the "normal" masses, like the Shaolin monks for example, managed to do the amazingly great things by manipulation of their mind and psyche. There are people who can sustain themselves in unsustainable temperatures, solely because they learn to mentally block out the shifts in temperature. These are amazing things that ANYBODY can do, but before one begins to run, one must crawl so they can learn to walk. Learning about your mind and how to manipulate it is your first step to becoming an extraordinary being.
User avatar #285 to #270 - daentraya (04/06/2014) [-]
Some of them are rather knowledgeable. Not many, but some. Like the science xplain guy
#57 - danvo (04/05/2014) [-]
MFW girlexplain
User avatar #501 to #57 - girlexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, have fun trying to figure out girls with an attitude like that. I'll be sure to never bother you again with my foolishness.
User avatar #504 to #501 - danvo (04/06/2014) [-]
Jesus **** , I picked the wrong image, I'm sorry!
User avatar #59 to #57 - jokexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
say what you want, she needs to exist so we can eradicate chauvinistic douchenozzles like yourself.
User avatar #60 to #59 - danvo (04/05/2014) [-]
Ok..... sorry man, I was joking. It was supposed to be a "nobody can explain women" thing, but apparently I failed. My bad.
User avatar #89 to #60 - warioteam (04/06/2014) [-]
>tfw jokexplain didn't get the joke
thats when you know you typed up a new level of tasteless
User avatar #130 to #59 - kseforlife (04/06/2014) [-]
wait so girlexplain is just a female member of the explain team? I thought it was someone who explains girls ._.
User avatar #131 to #130 - jokexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
she is someone who explains girls.
User avatar #416 to #131 - iphraem ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
but girls know nothing about girls. this is gonna be useless.
User avatar #500 to #416 - girlexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
All I know about is girls, buddy. I'm sure you're joking, but I'd just like to point out that I don't know much about men at all.
User avatar #550 to #500 - iphraem ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
okay, I ll have to test that. How can you distinguish between a woman with high self esteem and a woman with low selfesteem?
User avatar #581 to #550 - girlexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
I don't know exactly how you mean that, but generally, but a girl with low self esteem won't think she's attractive or worth anything. So, if you were to hit on you, she would either shut down, or be really responsive to anything you say cause she's finally feeling worth something. In general, you would probably hear this girl either 1) complain a lot and call herself ugly often or 2) make jokes about herself and put herself down or 3) pretend to have high self esteem and be really fake
User avatar #592 to #581 - iphraem ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
exactly the answer I wanted. especially the third point. okay now the last test. Why are most girls not like men when it comes to sex, so they are not as open to sex as men are? I'm not saying they dont want sex, just that they dont "whore around" as most boys or nymphomaniacs do . and dont say it's because of the norms of society, there's a second reason.
User avatar #597 to #592 - girlexplain (04/09/2014) [-]
There are many reasons. But, I'll give you the only reason that I can explain really well. So, for women, sex is absolutely more personal. For a lot of men, sex can just be sex, and that's good enough. Since women are emotional in general, sex is more emotional. Of course, some women can sleep around happily. But, for most women, they need a more emotional background. That's why porn made for women: 1) normally has some sort of plot and 2) doesn't have many close ups (has mostly far away shots so that you can see everything happening). So, some women won't get much out of random/multiple hook ups.
Hopefully you're pleased with this answer. If this isn't what you were thinking about, then I'm sorry. But, it's true. It's true for me.
User avatar #600 to #597 - iphraem ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
it's absolutely true that women think much more emotional than men and that there are many reasons why women aren't that open. The explanation I was going for is that women back in the past always risked getting pregnant when having sex with a guy, so they first want to find a man who stays with them if they get pregnant and not just a random stranger who leaves right after sex. sex=pregnancy is etched into every womens subconscious, even today, in the time of birth control. Of course this explanation is rather complicated and scientific, and your explanation isnt bad at all, I'll let your go with it. Apparently you really know what you are talking about and wont disappoint us. cheers
User avatar #602 to #600 - girlexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Another very true point! I'm just speaking from my own experiences, or from experiences of my friends. Generally, I'd say women don't **** around as much because of pregnancy risks and emotional things and how society still "slut shames".
But anyway, thank you very much. You seem to know a lot, but if you ever need anything, summon me!
User avatar #603 to #602 - iphraem ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
knowledge is power, especially in interpersonal stuff. thanks, I will definitely refer to that offer.
User avatar #133 to #131 - kseforlife (04/06/2014) [-]
ok then
User avatar #499 to #130 - girlexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm a girl who explains girls
#376 to #130 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
Someone who explains girls, there is a Womenexplain for explaining women.
User avatar #527 to #376 - girlexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
I explain all females, old or young. I am working alongside other female, girl, women, etc. explainers
#353 - dildodude (04/06/2014) [-]
>japan   
>explain   
pick one
>japan
>explain
pick one
#35 - sabertoothmoose (04/05/2014) [-]
Where did Fapexplain go?
#631 to #35 - bluefummer (11/06/2014) [-]
busy blowing his dad
User avatar #74 to #35 - fapexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #202 to #74 - mexicandudeinsd (04/06/2014) [-]
fapexplain
what are your tips to have the best fap ever
User avatar #260 to #202 - fapexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
Each person has their own comforts and kinks. Find an area where you feel relaxed and comfortable in. Plan ahead for how you will dispose of your manly juices and grab whatever objects you might need, such as tissues or towels, or even socks. Find a form of water-based lubrication if you fap so furiously that you burn your dick. Get your fap material ready, and begin the process.
User avatar #312 to #260 - mexicandudeinsd (04/06/2014) [-]
lets say i wanted to produce more juice to have a more impressive show
how would that be achievable ? im not a scientist btw
User avatar #313 to #312 - fapexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
There isn't really a definite answer to that. Some say that eating certain foods such as celery might produce more, others recommend holding off of whackin' it for maybe a week to "save up".

Some recommend drugs to boost the production of juices, one of them being Clomid which is actually a female fertility pill but has been shown to increase the production of juices. Testosterone cream has also been recommended by some to increase production.
User avatar #445 to #312 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Try edging. Build yourself up to the point of no return, then back off. Repeat multiple times. When you finally let go it'll be 100x more intense than normal.
User avatar #456 to #445 - mexicandudeinsd (04/06/2014) [-]
i like edging /teasing
be careful where youre aiming ... D:
#222 - wontexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm going to start my own explain with blackjack and hookers.
#373 - mythexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
Made it myself. Proud of it.
User avatar #375 to #373 - peoplexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
love it
User avatar #481 to #373 - norwegianexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
tell me then, what is the difference between the norse gods, thor and frey?
User avatar #566 to #481 - mythexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
Between all the norse gods, or just between Thor and Frey?

Basically, Thor is an Aesir (Or As) an Frey is a Vanir. Aesir have the function of "lords" amongst the gods (Much like the first babylonian gods), while the Vanir are the workers, the "plebs". While the Aesir usually encarnate war attributes, such as strenght, courage and such, Vanir are the "people's gods", being the gods of fertility, land and love (even though Baldr and Frigga, Aesir, also have these attributes).
After many wars between gods, the Aesir and Vanir united and created the race of men to work the land and end it's disputes.
User avatar #569 to #566 - norwegianexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
well done, needed to check your knowledge in norse matters.
User avatar #573 to #569 - mythexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
Norse is my main field, followed by Celtic, but I consider myself quite acknowledged with various mythologies. I'm not a wikipedia consulter, everyone can do that. I've read a ******* of books, and even if it sounds a little bigotic, sometimes I find myself correcting some of them.
User avatar #578 to #573 - norwegianexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
i see, well most of what i know about norse mythology is what my mother told me, and(suprise suprise) i am from norway, so i know many norse myths, but in a more oral form.
User avatar #48 - norwegianexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
please note that i will also answer things like norse mythology, not just current affairs!
User avatar #39 - tranquilizer (04/05/2014) [-]
How about someone named explainteam
For different reasons
Maybe if you don't know who to summon, mention explainteam and he will alert the correct explainer?
Or to recruit moar explainers?
I'd like your opinion/thoughts, jokexplain
User avatar #121 to #39 - jokexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
I fulfill that role already
User avatar #194 to #121 - tranquilizer (04/06/2014) [-]
So you're saying that if I don't know which explainer I should call, I should call you and you would inform the correct member of the explain team?
User avatar #205 to #194 - jokexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #4 - musicexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
I was mentioned so I'm currently swelling with pride
User avatar #78 to #4 - imadps (04/05/2014) [-]
How do I read time signatures where the numerator is greater than the denominator? I almost failed my AP Exam in Music because I wasn't taught it.
User avatar #266 to #78 - wertgf (04/06/2014) [-]
Time signatures merely mean

Top number - number of beats in a bar
Bottom number- Value of the beat

4
4 = 4 Crotchet (1/4 beats) in a bar

5
4 (5 crotchet beats in a bar)
I normally count them 1,2,3,1,2
7
4 = 7 Crotchet beats
I normally count them 1,2,3,4,1,2,3
12
8 - would be 12 quaver beats. in other words 4 groups of three. Counted in 2 or 4.

IT's all about dividing them down into something you find easy to count, normally into a mix of duple/triple time.
User avatar #267 to #266 - wertgf (04/06/2014) [-]
Here's a video if you need.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY4Lthga7T0
User avatar #232 to #78 - musicexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
care to give an example of what your question was on the exam?
User avatar #3 - internetexplain ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
My explanations are the ones that will pierce the front page!
This is reference to the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
User avatar #434 to #3 - adu (04/06/2014) [-]
No **** .
#401 - haugy (04/06/2014) [-]
If there's Sexplain, why did we need a Newsexplain?
#439 to #401 - newsexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
this just in, if you get married you're more likely to get fat:

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User avatar #567 to #439 - haugy (04/07/2014) [-]
Aw **** , better not get married then, i don't need any extra pounds!
User avatar #489 to #401 - sexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
Senpai noticed me!
#368 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
This is retarded
#151 - hockeyexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
Hey there, hockeyexplain here. I can answer your questions regarding the sport of ice hockey and all related subjects, including the NHL and its teams, other professional leagues, rules, traditions, and what not.
Hey there, hockeyexplain here. I can answer your questions regarding the sport of ice hockey and all related subjects, including the NHL and its teams, other professional leagues, rules, traditions, and what not.
User avatar #258 to #151 - explainingexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
You don´t do real hockey? Only ice-hockey?
#280 to #258 - hockeyexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
I can answer questions about other types of hockey, just not to the extent that I can answer questions about ice hockey, as that's my area of expertise.
#177 to #151 - demonologist (04/06/2014) [-]
Hockeyexplain, why do the leafs disappoint their fans every year?

And also, who is the better goalie, Reimer or Bernier?
#287 to #177 - hockeyexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
The Leafs disappoint every year due to particularly bad managerial decisions (especially during the Burke era) coupled with the unusually high standard fans in the Greater Toronto Area hold their team to. Although last year's playoff loss was certainly an anomaly in the fact that they just fell apart at the end.

Also, Bernier.
User avatar #265 to #151 - norwegianexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
okay then, what is going on in that gif?
#282 to #265 - hockeyexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
Tim Brent of the Toronto Maple Leafs, after being assessed a penalty for goaltender interference, is mocked by two Vancouver Canucks fans commonly known as the 'Green Men'. The waffles represent the Maple Leafs' organization's bad habit of waffling under former General Manager Brian Burke.

The Green Men sit next to the opponent's penalty box regularly and usually have a different schtick for every different team.
User avatar #23 - blobboy (04/05/2014) [-]
****** it's the weekend I have time.
Reply what avatar and **** you want here.
User avatar #72 to #23 - wwiiexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
WWII german soldier with a M40 helmet on. (SS marking showing) With the background whatever (preferably a warzone from WWII) and the caption says World-War-Two!
#106 to #72 - blobboy (04/06/2014) [-]
Background stays that yellow, sorry.
To make up for that I gave him a M1 Tommy
User avatar #127 to #106 - wwiiexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
I love it. Even though Germans didn't have Tommy guns. But it's fine the way it is
#128 to #127 - blobboy (04/06/2014) [-]
Eheheh, and that's why you do your job.
Eheheh, and that's why you do your job.
User avatar #129 to #128 - wwiiexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
It makes it all the more broad. German helmet for Axis and tommy for the Allies.
It covers all of World War two!
#201 to #129 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
Yo Here.

-TheRightWingNutJob

Didnt feel like logging in.
#211 to #201 - therightwingnutjob (04/06/2014) [-]
Felt like logging in.
User avatar #572 to #201 - wwiiexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
I think I love you..
User avatar #122 to #23 - healthexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm not picky. Whatever is easiest for you, just make him look like a doctor. Maybe a lab coat or something with a stethoscope. Light blue background (if it's not a hassle) and saying "Rx." Thanks in advance!
#150 to #23 - hockeyexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
Can I get my guy wearing a navy and red hockey jersey, holding a stick with the caption being We Want the Cup? Thanks in advance!
User avatar #188 to #23 - usaexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
I'd appreciate if you could make me some sort of avatar, you could probably figure something out for it on your own.
#229 to #23 - blackpeopleexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
Can you just make one with a black person for me?
User avatar #77 to #23 - germanyexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
a guy wearing lederhosen, eating bratwurst and drinking beer
#113 to #77 - blobboy (04/06/2014) [-]
He only has one free hand so he's just saying bratwurst
#341 to #113 - gisuar (04/06/2014) [-]
******* stereotypes
#70 to #23 - adolphhipster (04/05/2014) [-]
Can I get the explain base with this guy over it shouting "RE-SPONSE"?
Please and thank you.
Here comes either MTGexplain or Cardexplain, not quite sure if I want to be so broad or not.
User avatar #111 to #23 - scrubsexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
I made a request while you were swamped, so I don't know if you got it. Could you make me an pic with JD's face photoshopped on there with like a navy blue/light blue color scheme. Thanks!
User avatar #138 to #123 - scrubsexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
This looks awesome! Thanks!
User avatar #320 to #111 - advicedude (04/06/2014) [-]
What about the episode when Dr. Cox was with his friend for the Bday but turns out it was his funeral.
What.
#404 to #320 - scrubsexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
Your comment was a little hard to understand, but I'm going to assume you're asking what episode this occurred in. That would be Season 3, Episode 14 "My Screw Up"
User avatar #412 to #404 - advicedude (04/06/2014) [-]
I meant, explain that to me. How did that happen???
User avatar #574 to #412 - scrubsexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
It was just Dr. Cox having somewhat of a "hallucination" possibly caused by the guilt he felt for Ben's death.
User avatar #132 to #111 - thewulfman (04/06/2014) [-]
Guess I won't be needing to do it then. :3
User avatar #114 to #111 - blobboy (04/06/2014) [-]
Right I remember you.
I'll get on that.
User avatar #86 to #23 - itexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
Coloring: Primary black, secondary green.
For the laugh: #include <HAHA.h>

Thank you very much for doing this.
#109 to #86 - blobboy (04/06/2014) [-]
So IT eh? Big with flashscript?
#169 to #109 - itexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
Awesome, thanks a lot. As for your question, not yet. But I still have a lot to learn.
#594 to #169 - cplkoeksuster (04/08/2014) [-]
What's the .h file extension for?
User avatar #596 to #594 - itexplain (04/08/2014) [-]
Ahh, an '.h' file means a header file. Its something in C/C++. The header file takes care of holding the basic skeleton for the functions used. Header files are usually paired up in their names, in this case HAHA.h would be paired in a file called HAHA.c (for simplicity's sake).
#249 - narcomancer (04/06/2014) [-]
holly **** not again. look at the amout of these fags. we don't need you thumb whores.


and i'll take your red thumbs with pride
User avatar #251 to #249 - rockexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
were here to help
why would i want to thumb you down just because you have an opinion?
User avatar #253 to #251 - narcomancer (04/06/2014) [-]
that's exactly how FJ works
User avatar #255 to #253 - rockexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
youre too stereotypical
but that said yeah i do believe you will get some red thumbs
User avatar #281 to #249 - blobboy (04/06/2014) [-]
Again?
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