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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - jokexplain [OP]
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shouts out to Warioteam for his frankly ridiculous content making skills!

and here's the full list of xplainers for your perusal:

animexplain
comicexplain
drugexplain
foodexplain
languagexplain
musicexplain
itexplain
artexplain
bioexplain
bookexplain
mathexplain
religionexplain
financexplain
economyexplain
englexplain
gayexplain
girlexplain
mythexplain
historiexplain
lawexplain
memexplain
militaryexplain
modexplain
newsexplain
pokexplain
rockexplain
sexplain
sportexplain
tvexplain
weaponexplain
wildlifexplain

and now for the more niche explain people:

dinoexplain
finnxplain
gotexplain [game of thrones]
securityexplain
androidexplain
atheismexplain
canadaexplain
communismexplain
danexplain
darksoulsexplain
dndexplain
doctorexplain
fantasyexplain
footballexplain
greekmythexplain
japanexplain
lolexplain [league of legends]
mangaexplain
masseffectexplain
mexicoexplain
russianexplain
scrubsexplain
spanishexplain
tolkienexplain
trackexplain
britexplain
weirdstuffexplain
workoutexplain
zoologyexplain
norwegianexplain
swedenexplain
internetexplain
User avatar #374 to #1 - peoplexplain
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Why am I not on the list?
User avatar #37 to #1 - homoexplain
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Y AM I NOT ON HERE I AM BEST EXPLAIN
User avatar #170 to #37 - historiexplain
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Because you're gay.
User avatar #47 to #1 - DeathOne
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Let's give this a go.
itexplain
Can you please give me advice on how to start self-learning C++?
User avatar #80 to #47 - itexplain
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Well how much knowledge do you have in C (and/or Java)?
User avatar #84 to #80 - itexplain
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A lot of languages are based on C style syntax so its good to have a base. That being said, I would strongly recommend actual classes because they help so much. But if you are insistent on self learning: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki3B8a-jLrE I cant verify how good it is but from what I have watched of it, it seems solid
User avatar #58 to #47 - depends
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Self learning it is a bitch, I suggest looking something up or having a friend who is an expert at it coach you. You can learn the basics from Buckys C++ Programming Tutorials - 1 - Installing CodeBlocks
But I suggest that you learn java first.
User avatar #64 to #58 - DeathOne
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Fair enough, even tho I'm not planning to do anything related to mobile apps, I am strongly against the mobile market.

Oh, and I know a little from what I've learned at highschool, tho not much, Using Codeblocks, reading from .txt files, loop functions, struct function, arrays and 2-dimensional arrays... that's it, I think.
User avatar #68 to #1 - wwiiexplain
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*Not on the list* Uhh..
#105 to #1 - newsexplain
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my explain is so irrelevant to funnyjunk... at least for the most part
User avatar #108 to #105 - sportexplain
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Who was the user that could make us avatars?
User avatar #148 to #108 - russianexplain
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You can do it yourself, get the plain one and just edit it a little bit. i'm too lazy
User avatar #144 to #1 - angerexplain **User deleted account**
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Ouch, I've been forgotten.
User avatar #168 to #1 - redneckexplain
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#417 to #1 - dragonballzexplain
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You forgot me
#427 to #1 - BloodAwaits
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Is doctorexplain meant to explain Doctor Who, or is s/he an actual M.D.?
#528 to #427 - doctorexplain
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Doctor Who.
#429 to #1 - anon id: 90280521
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u have lol explain but not dota2explain? what c'mon. at least have MOBA explain to include smite too
User avatar #473 to #1 - cabbageexplain
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im incredibly disappointed that you didn't mention your greatest partner...
CABBAGEEXPLAIN!
User avatar #511 to #1 - starwarsexplain
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hey you forgot about starwarsexplain
#627 to #1 - fjexplain
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User avatar #166 to #1 - mattdoggy
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we need an explainexplain to tell us which explain to use
#452 to #166 - explainxplain
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that would be me but he forgot abiut me and now im sad
User avatar #180 to #1 - dracolegacy
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well shoot, lawexplain is already taken. lawexplain, if you need help/confirmation from a secondary source feel free to mention me. i know my fair share, including when not to pretend i know what im talking about.
thanks jokexplain, saving this list for future reference.
User avatar #172 to #1 - kidddraco
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I mentioned before something about a romancexplain, wondering if you think that would be useful, mainly for dating and relationship advice.
#383 to #1 - baconexplain
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Why am I not on the list? I'm on your friends list and everything
#163 to #1 - cannabisexplain
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Woah woah, no offence, but I know I might not be on top of your "I give a ****" pile, but I think I should be added to the niche group, I mean I'm sure Drugexplain knows what he's talking about and might consider himself top dog on this subject, but he is for drugs as a whole. Not an individual drug, and besides I am Cannabisexplain NOT Marijuanaexplain, I cover Hemp as well, And i can say with utmost confidence that hemp is certainly not a drug even though it's classed as one because it contains THC even if it is only less then 1%.
#351 to #1 - poniesexplain
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Me?
User avatar #112 to #1 - historiexplain
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HUZZAH
User avatar #346 to #1 - syrenthra
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What about a Warhammer 40k explain?
WH40kexplain would probably be the username
#98 to #1 - explainxplain
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how did you miss me
#284 to #1 - daneexplain
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Just a little heads up, My name is Dane explain With 2 e's
User avatar #294 to #284 - jokexplain [OP]
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yeah, that's not you.
#565 to #294 - daneexplain
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#601 to #565 - danexplain
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It is me! I explain stuff about Denmark and the Dane, I am ... Danexplain.
User avatar #63 to #1 - closothehomosexual
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"gayexplain"

what?

what's to explain about gayness
User avatar #218 to #1 - zekeon
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I've been thinking about becoming a niche for weaponexplain, by becoming swordexplain.

He even said that swords aren't specifically his thing. What do you think weaponexplain, or do you have swords covered for the most part?
User avatar #275 to #218 - weaponexplain
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What are your qualifications?
#350 to #275 - zekeon
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whoa admin changed replying, this is weird.

Right now I'm mostly a guy who really likes swords and other close-combat weaponry, such as but not limited to polearms, maces, daggers, etc. In the future I actually plan to become a blacksmith, which would greatly expand my knowledge. But that is awhile later, either way I already know a bit about the process.

And of course it's something I want to know more about. So maybe being swordexplain would also be helpful to me as much as others. I won't do it if you already know enough about swords and such though.
User avatar #355 to #350 - weaponexplain
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This new reply thing is weird.
Anyway, I don't care if you do or not. I'll take help from anons if they know what they're talking about. You sound like you know more than me, just be sure to keep as much bias out of your explains unless someone asks or you explicitly state "in my opinion," etc.
User avatar #44 to #1 - bronyexplain
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Missed us off the list
#207 to #1 - mexicandudeinsd
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User avatar #2 to #1 - comicexplain
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Don't hesitate to call on us!
User avatar #8 to #2 - securityexplain
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Indeed. I assume most of us are enthusiasts when it comes to our particular fields of expertise, so we're happy to help.
User avatar #46 to #8 - tranquilizer
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If only I was good at some particular subject
Maybe I could be miscexplain
or commonexplain
User avatar #174 to #46 - securityexplain
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Well, just think about what makes you happy. What you have real interest in and what are you willing to learn about. I'm quite sure it would also make you a happier person, having something to dedicate yourself to.
User avatar #189 to #174 - tranquilizer
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Actually that's been a problem for me for quite a while. I've never dedicated myself to something completely, I've never really had any proper hobbies... I'm not good at any subject. Maybe some random things but they're... "too particular" to be turned into explainer accounts.
User avatar #219 to #189 - securityexplain
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I've never met a single person who hasn't been good in at least something. You just haven't found it yet. Maybe its not for an explainer account, but there's certainly something, you just have to keep looking.
User avatar #191 to #1 - areialview
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Slightly disappointed in that list for no starwarsexplain Most people aren't as fanboy of the whole series as I am
#509 to #191 - starwarsexplain
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hurr hurr I'm already here
User avatar #534 to #509 - areialview
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****
User avatar #146 to #1 - sexplain
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AWW Yeah! I'm a legit explainer! I'd like to thank the academy, and my mom, and my dad. I'd also like to thank dragon dildo numbers 1-7, for always being there for me when I needed them.
User avatar #297 - jokexplain [OP]
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here's some more recognized explainers

first off, I brain farted and forgot my original partners!
sciencexplain and pyschexplain

then:

wwiiexplain [second world war]
dndxplain [dndexplain is much less active]
usaexplain
redneckexplain
healthexplain
bronyexplain
airforcexplain
navyexplain
hockeyexplain
gymexplain
moviexplain
germanyexplain

again, if you've been wrongfully forgotten reply here!

#385 to #297 - linguisticsexplain
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Hey dude, you said you liked my content
Hey dude, you said you liked my content
#308 to #297 - belgiumexplain
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add me on the list please.
#335 to #297 - frozenexplain
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*coughcough* I can also be called if someone needs any frozen gifs.
User avatar #361 to #297 - explainingexplain
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yo
#419 to #297 - dragonballzexplain
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reply
#440 to #297 - tesloreexplain
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Add me please, or the Kamal thaw out.
#472 to #297 - redneckexplain
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Yay I was noticed
#507 to #297 - chemexplain
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Hi, add me to the list please!
User avatar #561 to #297 - congthea
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Jokexplain, why do you use Ted Kord as your avatar basis?
User avatar #562 to #561 - jokexplain [OP]
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I'm sciencexplain speaking on behalf of jokexplain.

Ted Kord originates as the avatar basis because the jokexplain account had the image of him laughing as the avatar. When blobboy was asked to make avatars, he just modified that since it was easier and it grew from there.
#579 to #297 - poniesexplain
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I am a similar profile, poniesexplain!
#582 to #297 - nuclearexplain
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Hello, may i be added to the list?
User avatar #585 to #297 - psychexplain
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(Ombra here) I was gonna **** with you and go into a psychological explanation of why you forgot to list us, then I saw this addendum xD
User avatar #598 to #297 - bioniclexplain
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You forgot me and that makes me sad...
User avatar #623 to #297 - cuisinexplain
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You didn't miss me. I'm just new.

Hello!
User avatar #321 to #297 - astroexplain
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What about me?
Space is a big and mysterious place
User avatar #323 to #297 - dndxplain
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Dndexplain !sded
#143 - wrongexplain
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I heard that wrongexpain is a badass
#164 to #143 - reaperboy
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i love you wronngexplain. keep doing what you do best.
User avatar #182 to #143 - syfygeek
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I want to see a comic between you and jokexplain.
I love both of you
#185 to #143 - shitforluck
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You are wrong.
User avatar #248 to #143 - samsaysbai
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I love you keep doing what youre doing
#387 to #143 - anon id: ac425ff7
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You do know that since your wrong explain saying that your a badass makes you not a badass
User avatar #306 to #143 - sexymossantamby
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best explain 2014
User avatar #187 to #143 - languagexplain
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70% cuntwaffle, 30% badass.
#57 - danvo
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MFW girlexplain
User avatar #59 to #57 - jokexplain [OP]
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say what you want, she needs to exist so we can eradicate chauvinistic douchenozzles like yourself.
User avatar #60 to #59 - danvo
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Ok..... sorry man, I was joking. It was supposed to be a "nobody can explain women" thing, but apparently I failed. My bad.
User avatar #89 to #60 - warioteam
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>tfw jokexplain didn't get the joke
thats when you know you typed up a new level of tasteless
User avatar #130 to #59 - kseforlife
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wait so girlexplain is just a female member of the explain team? I thought it was someone who explains girls ._.
User avatar #131 to #130 - jokexplain [OP]
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she is someone who explains girls.
User avatar #416 to #131 - iphraem
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but girls know nothing about girls. this is gonna be useless.
User avatar #500 to #416 - girlexplain
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All I know about is girls, buddy. I'm sure you're joking, but I'd just like to point out that I don't know much about men at all.
User avatar #550 to #500 - iphraem
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okay, I ll have to test that. How can you distinguish between a woman with high self esteem and a woman with low selfesteem?
User avatar #581 to #550 - girlexplain
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I don't know exactly how you mean that, but generally, but a girl with low self esteem won't think she's attractive or worth anything. So, if you were to hit on you, she would either shut down, or be really responsive to anything you say cause she's finally feeling worth something. In general, you would probably hear this girl either 1) complain a lot and call herself ugly often or 2) make jokes about herself and put herself down or 3) pretend to have high self esteem and be really fake
User avatar #592 to #581 - iphraem
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exactly the answer I wanted. especially the third point. okay now the last test. Why are most girls not like men when it comes to sex, so they are not as open to sex as men are? I'm not saying they dont want sex, just that they dont "whore around" as most boys or nymphomaniacs do . and dont say it's because of the norms of society, there's a second reason.
User avatar #597 to #592 - girlexplain
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There are many reasons. But, I'll give you the only reason that I can explain really well. So, for women, sex is absolutely more personal. For a lot of men, sex can just be sex, and that's good enough. Since women are emotional in general, sex is more emotional. Of course, some women can sleep around happily. But, for most women, they need a more emotional background. That's why porn made for women: 1) normally has some sort of plot and 2) doesn't have many close ups (has mostly far away shots so that you can see everything happening). So, some women won't get much out of random/multiple hook ups.
Hopefully you're pleased with this answer. If this isn't what you were thinking about, then I'm sorry. But, it's true. It's true for me.
User avatar #600 to #597 - iphraem
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it's absolutely true that women think much more emotional than men and that there are many reasons why women aren't that open. The explanation I was going for is that women back in the past always risked getting pregnant when having sex with a guy, so they first want to find a man who stays with them if they get pregnant and not just a random stranger who leaves right after sex. sex=pregnancy is etched into every womens subconscious, even today, in the time of birth control. Of course this explanation is rather complicated and scientific, and your explanation isnt bad at all, I'll let your go with it. Apparently you really know what you are talking about and wont disappoint us. cheers
User avatar #602 to #600 - girlexplain
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Another very true point! I'm just speaking from my own experiences, or from experiences of my friends. Generally, I'd say women don't **** around as much because of pregnancy risks and emotional things and how society still "slut shames".
But anyway, thank you very much. You seem to know a lot, but if you ever need anything, summon me!
User avatar #603 to #602 - iphraem
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knowledge is power, especially in interpersonal stuff. thanks, I will definitely refer to that offer.
User avatar #133 to #131 - kseforlife
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ok then
User avatar #499 to #130 - girlexplain
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I'm a girl who explains girls
#376 to #130 - anon id: 46f3da6b
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Someone who explains girls, there is a Womenexplain for explaining women.
User avatar #527 to #376 - girlexplain
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I explain all females, old or young. I am working alongside other female, girl, women, etc. explainers
User avatar #501 to #57 - girlexplain
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Yeah, have fun trying to figure out girls with an attitude like that. I'll be sure to never bother you again with my foolishness.
User avatar #504 to #501 - danvo
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Jesus ****, I picked the wrong image, I'm sorry!
User avatar #10 - thunderchanter
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I feel like you guys missed an opportunity to have someone named explainexplain explain the explains
User avatar #11 to #10 - jokexplain [OP]
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there is one. I shunned him.
User avatar #65 to #11 - explainingexplain
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:^)
#35 - sabertoothmoose
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Where did Fapexplain go?
#631 to #35 - bluefummer
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busy blowing his dad
User avatar #74 to #35 - fapexplain
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Yo.
User avatar #202 to #74 - mexicandudeinsd
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fapexplain
what are your tips to have the best fap ever
User avatar #260 to #202 - fapexplain
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Each person has their own comforts and kinks. Find an area where you feel relaxed and comfortable in. Plan ahead for how you will dispose of your manly juices and grab whatever objects you might need, such as tissues or towels, or even socks. Find a form of water-based lubrication if you fap so furiously that you burn your dick. Get your fap material ready, and begin the process.
User avatar #312 to #260 - mexicandudeinsd
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lets say i wanted to produce more juice to have a more impressive show
how would that be achievable ? im not a scientist btw
User avatar #445 to #312 - deliciousdee
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Try edging. Build yourself up to the point of no return, then back off. Repeat multiple times. When you finally let go it'll be 100x more intense than normal.
User avatar #456 to #445 - mexicandudeinsd
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i like edging /teasing
be careful where youre aiming ... D:
User avatar #313 to #312 - fapexplain
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There isn't really a definite answer to that. Some say that eating certain foods such as celery might produce more, others recommend holding off of whackin' it for maybe a week to "save up".

Some recommend drugs to boost the production of juices, one of them being Clomid which is actually a female fertility pill but has been shown to increase the production of juices. Testosterone cream has also been recommended by some to increase production.
#270 - awesomechardey
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Look at all those self-appointed ******** experts...
Look at all those self-appointed ******** experts...
User avatar #586 to #270 - psychexplain
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(Ombra here) Go ahead my friend, try us Ask any of us a question. If you feel our answers are wrong, then you know you've discovered ********.

There's no hate in this comment, I just want to clear up any misconceptions
#587 to #586 - awesomechardey
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I noticed, there is no hate in this comment. But there was sort of hate in my comment, and I apologize.
User avatar #589 to #587 - psychexplain
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(Ombra here) Don't worry about it my friend. You can determine if you have a healthy psyche by a few different ways, and one of these ways is your ability to ask questions. The mind is meant to be the most powerful supercomputer ever created by science or God (Whatever ones beliefs might be). So in reality, it does my heart good to see people questioning anything and everything.

Keep on keepin' on my friend
#590 to #589 - awesomechardey
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you are some very polite person
User avatar #591 to #590 - psychexplain
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(Ombra here) I chose to hop on board with the explains, and my first instinct (As I'm a Psych Major in college) was to join Psychexplain. I want to assist people by helping them cope with their issues by explaining to them what it entails. I want to spread the wealth of psychology knowledge, because it never hurts to know more about ourselves. The incredible people sprinkled in with the "normal" masses, like the Shaolin monks for example, managed to do the amazingly great things by manipulation of their mind and psyche. There are people who can sustain themselves in unsustainable temperatures, solely because they learn to mentally block out the shifts in temperature. These are amazing things that ANYBODY can do, but before one begins to run, one must crawl so they can learn to walk. Learning about your mind and how to manipulate it is your first step to becoming an extraordinary being.
User avatar #285 to #270 - daentraya
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(04/06/2014) [-]
Some of them are rather knowledgeable. Not many, but some. Like the science xplain guy
#75 - mudkipfucker
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(04/05/2014) [-]
why cant i hold all these explains?
#237 - wmpedo
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These explains are getting out of hand
These explains are getting out of hand
User avatar #286 to #237 - daentraya
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Don't worry. Most will die out quickly
#222 - wontexplain
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I'm going to start my own explain with blackjack and hookers.
User avatar #6 - anonimperiumreturn
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(04/05/2014) [-]
I summon pokexplain!
User avatar #7 to #6 - pokexplain
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Hi there fair citizen
User avatar #9 to #7 - anonimperiumreturn
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How do I get a Shedinja?
#16 to #9 - pokexplain
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When leveling up your Nincada just have an extra pokeball and an empty slot in your party. Then you should have a Ninjask and Shedinja.
User avatar #25 to #16 - anonimperiumreturn
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Thanks it worked!
User avatar #30 to #16 - underlois
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Quick question pokexplain.. on Pokemon X is bannete a one off thing? In the forest section of the Frostveile city? Or can I find it again in another place?
User avatar #56 to #30 - pokexplain
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(04/05/2014) [-]
You can get another one at the Pokemon Village on Thursday.
User avatar #329 to #56 - fistpump
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I tried to breed a few pokemon (Lickitung, Gothitelle, others) to get their baby pokemon to build my pokédex, but when I bred them (using a Ditto) I just got level 1 Adults. My version is Pokemon Y. How do I get my babies?
User avatar #365 to #329 - pokexplain
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Well Lickitung is the base pokemon, as for Gothitelle you should have gotten a Gothita. In some cases to receive a baby Pokemon the parent needs to be holding a type of incense (lax, sea, etc.)
User avatar #405 to #365 - fistpump
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Lickitung evolves from Lickilicky. I tried it with others, too, not just Gothitelle, and all of them were adults. I guess it's some kind of unnecessary new breeding policy introduced with X and Y. Which is irritating.
User avatar #422 to #405 - pokexplain
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You have it backwards with Lickitung and Lickiliky You need to login to view this link

As for Gothitelle I have no clue what you are doing, you should receive a Gothita when breeding. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #449 to #422 - fistpump
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Well ****. I honestly didn't know. I'm sorry for ever doubting you, sir Poké of Explain!
Also, is it possible that I have to breed it with another of it's species? I didn't try that. I guess I will.
User avatar #467 to #449 - pokexplain
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No worries friend. I would also suggest it (breeding two Pokemon of the same species)
#276 to #16 - anon id: 806e2fb1
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Which one was first, Arceus or Mew?
User avatar #588 to #276 - psychexplain
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(Ombra here) Arceus is the God of all pokemon, any other pokemon came after him. Correct me if I'm wrong, pokexplain. I fancy myself a pokenerd as well
User avatar #593 to #588 - pokexplain
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It's a bit debated still since Mew is said to be the genetic ancestor to all pokemon