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mfw there's an ipod commercial on tv right now

what are the requirements or i dont know how the fuck would you call them to work at an apple store (software shit)

>google the requirements, see if you meet them
>go to an apple store
>"hi, i am interested in applying here, may i have an application form?"

How to get a job 101.

This just in, funnyjunk teaches people how to obtain gainful employment.

I am amused.

I would've changed it to this

Funnyjunk steals a lot of stuff, why is it different because it's from reddit?

It's just that OP is claiming he is the original photographer.

He said he found it on the devices, how is that claiming, unless I'm missing something?

Original photographer of the iPad. Sorry for the confusion.

Oh shit, I should've thought that through. *facepalm*

WHo gives a shit?

Well...that's lying. It's like taking a C&H comic and saying you drew it.

Then that's the poster's problem. Why should we care?

Well. That would make OP a faggot. And we don't take too kindly to faggots, don't we?

Then explain heartlessrobot's post in comment 20.

Because he's not a faggot. He's....
FABULOUS!

No shit.

Everything on this site is from Reddit.

the front of the skirt...

Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention it's a dude.

I REALIZED

I'm not even sure what to make of this.

Large one, black, in the butt.
videos.toypics.net/view/514/chancebulged,-2-1/

Its a guy too.
Why would you do this man.

Guess.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

as random, funny and disgusting this is, its still funny as fuck so carry on at your own peril. ive seen people banned for less than this...

I've posted it dozens of times.

really? and you still havent been banned for posting nsfw in sfw?

No nudity, just a stomach bulging.

its VERY strongly implied what he's doing though. oh well if nudity is where the line is, keep doing what you're doing, as i also enjoy freaking people out.

Feel free to post it around as well. I suggest using dragon dildos to freak people out as well.

my tip to you would be post links to thatsphucked

Ah, I did that as content one time.

nice, how did it go?

Neutrally.
www.funnyjunk.com/text/3247633/Shit/

got caught browsing thatsphucked for a while. ended up at this and practically wet myself laughing at this http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2012/12/Christmas-Goblin-Phucking.aspx

Sweet roll man!

But he rolled the user, not the image.

yep I'm an idiot.

**nearboyftw rolled a random image posted in comment #2412606 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **

I just prove you wrong

I said affected, but I made a mistake anyways.

i rolled a user..

woops my mistake.

What's so amazing about it

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to take another look.

u high nigga?

Kinda, sorta, had the same thoght

maybe...

That's a white hand!!! And a knit sweater! the person in the picture is of the black variety wearing a wool fiber-type coat!

>Be christmas
>over at older brother's house
>he got himself a facy iPhone
>start by locking him out of the phone for an hour
> "wow, thats good, funny! Good prank!"
>ohyouhavenoidea
>hes a big Patriots fan
>Patriots shit ERRYWHERE on phone
>take phone one night,go to bathroompretending to shit
>actually changing his background to Sloth Astronaut
>takes him 5 hours to realize
> "wow, this fucking pictures so fucking stupid! fuck you! im changing it back to the pats!"

>driving home, 8 hours into the tripa few days later.
>phone rings
> "YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCKNUGGET NIGGER DICK FAGGOT SHIT-"
> He finally realizes that I changed all 500 contact photos he had to Sloth Astronaut
>MFW he had to take ti to the apple store to set them to default again......claiming his vengeance one day.