Hipster Barista

Nice career plans.

You know..there's an easier way to become a fry cook

How dost thou desire thine fries?

Have fun working at-
Oh wait.

Knave

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

Just promise me that you won't join OWS

Good luck with the job hunt.

Oh whats that?

You plan to teach Medieval literature?

To.... Medieval Literature majors?

remember i like fried onion on my hamburger

pritty, huh...

intresting, huh...

my moms been a barista for 16 years and is just not able to go to college. she didnt start sooner because of financial reasons, like not wanting to get loans and such

my god... im majoring in history with a minor in poly-sci!!

I have a history major and an anthropology major, history majors unite!

I went to Tin Smith, the job basically works on the bodywork of the car. Cleaner than mechanic and certainly a bit easier, but requires you to fix every little dent caused in a crash. Can be tricky as fuck.

my corvair still runs and thats from 1965.and thats a car.

Actually, many businesses take history majors nowadays, and my uncle (who runs a chem lab) says people with biology majors become waiters. I think you have to be open to change (moving to a different place, starting at a lower level, etc) and get some experience in the world before you get your 'dream job,' your major doesn't necessarily mean your stuck with what you got. I know someone who was an accounting major who went to med school.