S'goin' on man,

Dang ol' , name's Boomhaur n' tellyawhat, het erry single oneayou, knowudimsayin? All ya'll fat, dang ol' dumbusdorrknobsyankees, talkinabout, spend errydamnsecondoftheday checkin out du du dumb pictures. Talkinabout damnwate atime, yaskme, knowudimsayin? For realman anyo'ya'll even, talkinabout, goin out to the club, getwhatimean, get somudatyaknow, WHOO WHOO, knowimsayinman? Takinabout, y'know it IS purdyfun lookinatda dang ol picshas and bein' like hehelookatdis, man, knowimsayin, but tellyahwut, ya'll takinittoofar man, tellinya, too far.
Don't be, talkinbout, beatinaround a bush, justlike, bestraightuptakinabouttellitliktitis.

Dangol', justlookatme, man. Gotnoproblemso'erhere, man, tellyouhwut. Gotmeset o' wheights, knowimsayin, jusgetonthatb-b-benchpress, knowudimsayin? Whatyou uptoman, dangolgettinonthecomputer, justlike,typetype, talkinbout,nakedcartoonsman. Tellyuhwatman, gotme3rdgirlthisweek, tookerhome, knowimsayinman (talkinabout, gettindownandirtywiththatmouthaction, knowimtalkinboutman? justlikedangol, just like... damn). Dangol, shouldbeashamed ayourselves. tellyouhwutman, justtellinitlikeitis.
Dang'oltellinyahwut, clickclickchoosefileserchpicture itsme an'myridinman, knowimsayin?

>see pic
>see text
>heh, clever
>"next"
>wait, this is the true test of newfaggotry
>"back"
>shitstorm

Haha newfags

MFW I don't care.

the newfaggotry below is astounding.

too many goddam newfags

>black
>straight a's
seems legit.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

you made me giggle like a school girl

Good god son you better not have actually fallen for the oldest copypasta in the universe

My name is Kratos, and I want to decimate every single one of you. You are all overweight, lazy, weaklings, who spend every second of the day trying to kill me. You are everything bad in Olympus. Honestly, have you ever been successful in your quests to stop me? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to kill someone because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new phase.

Don't you be a coward. Just try and smite me with your lightening. I'm all-powerful. I am the son of Zeus, and I can control time. What time can you control, other than "Time to get my shit slapped by Kratos once more." I have a Golden Fleece, and a bangin hot God to assist me on my quest (She just gave me some of her power, shit was SO Red Orb). You are all insignificant and should probably just let me end you. Thank you for your audience.
Relevant picture: It's Me and my God.

My Name is Jerome*

mfw newfags don't understand the joke.
It doesn't matter if it's a "repost" because 4chan isn't full of whiny bitches who complain 24/7 about it. In fact, if it's funny (like this) they do it a lot and a lot of different variants too. It's not a repost, it's not a horrible attempt at a troll.

finally someone gets it..this site is full of newfags. the picture is from the post too faggots.

i read your user name "smallboner".

its a meme...