give this man a metal. . You see this guy right here? His name is General Cosgrove, and he gave one of the best comeback lines in the history of comeback lines.
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give this man a metal

You see this guy right here? His name is General
Cosgrove, and he gave one of the best comeback
lines in the history of comeback lines.
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You' ll love
his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and
children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love
this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion
of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General
Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his
military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you
going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE: We' re going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That' s a bit irresponsible, isn' t it?
GENERAL COSGROVE: r don' t see why, they' ll be properly supervised
on the rifle range.
FEMALE '. Don' t you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don' t see how. We will be teaching them
proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you' re equipping them to become violent
killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma' am, you' re equipped to be a
prostitute, but you' re not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
ave that man (another) medallion 2),' aiit'' i',',,,,
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#1 - Blackyy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#4 - dingojohn (10/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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#50 - thepyras (10/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That was the longest introduction to a joke I have ever read. MFW.
#69 - denbaby (10/11/2012) [-]
I think he needs a bigger chin strap.
User avatar #2 - awesomenessdefined (10/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Not this motherhubber again. God, those triple x's before and after your name haunt me to this day.
#18 to #2 - BroadSword (10/10/2012) [-]
You do realise his name is an exaggerated form of gaming satire?
You do realise his name is an exaggerated form of gaming satire?
#32 - bothemastaofall (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Take one metal
#53 - oodlesandoodles (10/11/2012) [-]
He doesn't deserve just any metal. He deserves a precious metal
#51 - theelderscrolls (10/11/2012) [+] (14 replies)
just change your 						*******					 name.........please........i beg you......    
*sobs*
just change your ******* name.........please........i beg you......
*sobs*
#45 - valve (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
nice repost without giving credit.
#40 - ningenpoop (10/11/2012) [-]
Cosgrove face when
#34 - thecomkiller ONLINE (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#21 - toastableduckling (10/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #59 - jamespowell (10/11/2012) [-]
**jamespowell rolls 404,775,279** Yeah, good comeback, but you hyped it up so much that it made it seem lame.
User avatar #23 - MikeDaBAMF (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/cosgrove-female-interviewer.shtml
I'll just leave this here
User avatar #17 - ainoninom ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]
everyones pissing about his username, yet it is obviously a joke and the more important thing is, this is a repost.
User avatar #68 - phantomrose (10/11/2012) [-]
This could have been funny. Could have been. If you just gave us the damn interview and let the punchline come as a surprise.

You know what makes it not funny?
"Dude, this guy had the best comeback ever! It was so ******* funny just wait for it XDDDD! Epic win" THAT
User avatar #28 - brettyoke ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
This is a repost, it's uploaded by xxxcodsniper (reposting thumbwhore, and it looks like something you'd get in a ******* email with the subject line: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW: LOL! Gotta love this!
From: Mom
#27 - ComicBookGuy (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Ohhhh this guy was recently interviewed, that "so much win" face hasn't even been used in ages.
#11 - waffies (10/10/2012) [-]
OP, how is everyone STILL freaking out about your name even though you've been on the front page every day for the last forever and a half? I've already hit my thumb limit for you today!
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