Stahp. The tags lie.. one time when i was at my house in lakeview manor a random fucking stormcloak courier bursts in runs 5 laps around the interior of my house and just freezes in
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The tags lie

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Submitted: 10/13/2012
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#1 - devout feminist (03/26/2013) [-]
one time when i was at my house in lakeview manor a random fucking stormcloak courier bursts in runs 5 laps around the interior of my house and just freezes in front of me i expect he has something to say so i wait. we stand there for like ten seconds then i got bored and drew my blade causing him to run away. and im all like "oh hail nah" so i sprint after him and kill him before he reaches the door.then i begin to wonder why there even were any stormcloak couriers anymore since i killed ulfric like a year ago (in game time). then i starting thinking about where i will hide the body. perhaps my skooma stash. no fuck that i will just hide the mother fucker next to my kids bed. i couldnt drag the body so i used unrelenting force to push his body the whole way there fucking up my house in the process when i finally get him there i simply wait for them to walk in and flip the fuck out. 8 hrs later they enter and approach the body. mfw not a fuck was given that day.
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